"My fwend Bwian had dat Dukes of Hazzard twash can....He pwobabry still gots it."
If he wasn’t a dick, he would tell people, “Dawn and I don’t camp much but check out Fridays Forever, they have a lot of great campground reviews.” But, no, instead he just starts rambling incoherently about camping and tents and how he “grew up in RVs.” Hey, Will, you did not grow up in RVs - going to the free RV show in the mall parking lot doesn’t count.Will, just admit it. You are jealous of Friday’s Forever new RV. You can’t afford tit. You are trying to put them down saying it is a bad investment. Will, you are a big fat LOSER.
Will: "Say goodnight, Dawn."2/12 Livechat Viewer - "Can you please sing Sammy Hagar song "I Can't Drive 55" to my husband Larry; he turned 55 today?"
Dummy Dong - "Ohhhhhhhh happy birthday Sammy Hagar!"
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Surprise - Cooter's is freeCause when I think of Nashville I immediately think about Cooterswhat a dumb ass.
Prediction for the next vlog....willy mentions Willie's love of weed at least 4 times....all while dong holds her nose and says peeeeeuuuuu
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Yeah but you have to understand they don't have tv, just a Roku and internet accessGo dawgsss
He told that same story when he went to the antique shop that had the heckle and jeckle comics he lied to Sherry about. I only watched until that point and I shut it off"My fwend Bwian had dat Dukes of Hazzard twash can....He pwobabry still gots it."
I'm convinced his Delorean got stuck in 1985. Yup, he said some of his favorite players are Roger Craig and Jerry Rice. Then he told Dong that The Fridge played for the STEELERSWill says that he has been busy the past week and that's why he didn't know which teams were playing in the Super Bowl.
Will, there's a two week break before the Super Bowl. There has been for years. Obviously, Will hasn't paid attention since he was a kid.
Most Dongs have prostate issues at her age.What ailment does dong have that she is so worried about making it to the bathroom? Is she that kid holding her pants and dancing around all while saying she doesn't have to go?
She says she has leg cramps a lot so also she needs to talk to her Dr about that too. I feel like her health is being totally neglectedWait did she just say, sorry just watching last nights live, her eyes aren't good anymore and she doesn't know what to do???? We all know willy will do nothing for her but what about his mom or sister or is she just a witch to them too?
Hey Dong. Go to an eye doctor. Get proper glasses with bifocals. Girl you need to advocate for yourself even if your husband won't.
There's no way he tacked on the extra few bucks. He only supersizes his fries.You are 100% correct. Just because I wouldn't want her to take my SATs for me doesn't mean that she should not have her basic needs met. She apparently has insurance right now, she should get new lenses. Assuming her cheap ass husband paid for vision.
(Knowing Will, he probably wanted to save the $1.85 a month it costs to tack on vision.)
Being dragged around riding shotgun to every Bucee's in the world in 1 week will do that to a gal.She says she has leg cramps a lot so also she needs to talk to her Dr about that too. I feel like her health is being totally neglected![]()
**Not just a week in Ireland but an entire MONTH in Ireland!! His second cousin twice removed said they could stay in their thatch roof hay barn for up to a month, so you know he's taking complete advantage of that. Except he's not accounting for the cost of airfare, car rental and food; that will be the end of that ideal once he does the math. Maybe he should let Dawn be in charge of that part so he can continue to live in his world of delusion. That'd be more fun.So far this year there has been talk of:
- a big trip (England)
- a cruise
- a week in Ireland
- a big, multi-gen family trip
- a house boat
- Cabo
And it's only February. It feels like it's going to be the year of talking about big trip plans that never come to fruition.
Will knows that his free back roads content is boring. He's making these teases - which he knows will never come to fruition - in order to keep stans watching. He sees Fridays Forever and AIOT investing in new equipment and trips, so he needs to make it sound like he's doing the same thing. He's not. He can't. He's broke.