The belt under the titties do nohing for her. Also found her skirt today to remember me of Mrs DoubtfireShe does look much older and acts it. I always like to say this, but she looks older than me and I'm 41. She also dresses a lot older
I know - it was the same with her last hotel too. If anyone was weird enough to want to know, all they need to do is look at a map.I love the way she said she won't reveal her london hotel until after she has finished her stay....but then proceeds to show us all an extensive view from the window.
It won't take long for anyone from London to figure it out....if they were that desperate.
Clit rashers for brekkie for sureAnyone else think that bacon looks like a vagina? Or just me...
“Lovely view to wake up to” or whatever she said. Wouldn’t know because your squinting smug head is in the way ffs
Then the view from the meeting room is gorgeous? Looks like a building site or something below, murky dirty river and some buildings. Yeah, gorgeous in comparison to where you’re actually from/live nearby
I’m from Manchester so similar views for me too. It has its beauty spots the same as London don’t get me wrong, some of the city views are breathtaking. But that wasn’t it, and neither compare to coastal views, nature and the Lakes and Cumbria which is where she’s from or at least lives if I’m not mistaken. The mind boggles trulyI'm a londoner. That view was shit. Literally a shit hole. If I want a nice view it would be of fields/the sea/mountains. Anything but a building site and high rises. But then this woman gets excited about an uber ride so God knows why she's wetting her knickers over such a terrible view.
Yeah, I agree there are nicer views of the city. If she actually went out of her hotel and walked along blackfriars bridge (not a stalker just know the southbank like the back of my hand) she could get to St Paul's, go have a wander around and be amazed by some beautiful architecture. I get she's working but if London amazes her so much I'm surprised we haven't seen any stories of her walking around. She's literally right there on the southbank with everything around her to do.I’m from Manchester so similar views for me too. It has its beauty spots the same as London don’t get me wrong, some of the city views are breathtaking. But that wasn’t it, and neither compare to coastal views, nature and the Lakes and Cumbria which is where she’s from or at least lives if I’m not mistaken. The mind boggles truly
I know, serious LOL here. She would have done as well to walk.Her taxi driver knows exactly the right way to gohe's taking the piss out of her.
As if he didn't know where fortnum and masons was
Dunno why she didn't get the tube. Would have taken like 5 mins.
A musical tin I’ll have you knowOh I really want to get my 3 year old a gift, hmmm what shall I getoh, I know what she'll love, a fucking tin of biscuits
HAHAHAHHAHAHA FUCKIN SPLITTING MY SIDESIf this is her idea of ‘banter’, I give it a 1 out of 10
So cringe.
I might just be tired but I don’t get it?If this is her idea of ‘banter’, I give it a 1 out of 10
So cringe.
I don’t 100% understand, it doesn’t make sense. But I feel like the ‘tasty’ could have referred to men? Maybe that’s my weird mindI might just be tired but I don’t get it?
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