WhatMummyMakes #13 "Got rid of the spouse, Butchering the house, obsessed with a brambly mouse"
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Does she have the same colour scheme throughout the entire house?? The living room is the same crappy cream and purple
I want to see Bex’s room. It’s probably the box room as she gave the master to princess Panettonini.
As if asking for advice on kitchen wall tiles wasn’t bad enough now she’s asking for opinion on her nails 
Tell me you’re short for content without telling me you’re short for content. The only positive is at least she’s not dragging poor Nina along to the salon (unless she’s taken her out of school early?!)
Tell me you’re short for content without telling me you’re short for content. The only positive is at least she’s not dragging poor Nina along to the salon (unless she’s taken her out of school early?!)duck. Nina’s bedroom is HIDEOUS.
How does she get so many Ad jobs 
im always just shocked … course she has coffee at home when she could have daily costa trip!
im always just shocked … course she has coffee at home when she could have daily costa trip!I can’t get over the fact anyone wants her to advertise for them. Not to be fat-ist, but what is the USP? Use tassimo and instantly become divorced, massively unhealthy and weirdly obsessed with your four year old…?
Um, we do! But only because RW was gifted to us. It will be refitted to the local chazza in the next book cull.
Urgh the word tummy gives me the ick …she has no identity beyond being Panini’s motherFeels like when Nina was back in my tummy. Boke!!!! Why does she talk like either a grandma or a toddler??? She pisses me off so much with her cringe
Me too - hate it when grown women say to other adults ‘in my tummy’ - no, it was your womb!! But it doesn’t surprise me from Bex - I have no idea how she ever even conceived Panatonini in the first place, she seems such a prude.
So she’s encouraging people to buy the book for a tenner from Asda, having shared earlier today it’s £9 on Amazon…. 
Could at least get those roots done instead of them sausage fingers every other week.
Nina’s room is so boring! And didn’t she say she’d given her the bigger room? It looks pretty small…nothing wrong with that but the way Becky flashes the cash it’s quite funny that she’s perched on a single bed in a box room!
The tile / kitchen agonising is so tone deaf. We saved and saved for a new kitchen / extension. Had the kitchen ripped out just as ikea shut (where the kitchen was coming from) and lockdown happened. We never got to finish the design and it ended up being done over the phone / email and there are things that still are t right. However I’m still so grateful we could do it, and with the increase in costs we couldn’t have afforded it post lockdown. I’m sure I’m not the only person this happened to, plus many people will have been planning a new kitchen and had to put it on hold and there’s Becky agonising over which Granny tiles to buy. As for the £80 handles
. I hope they leave a drain uncovered and she has a rat infestation!
The tile / kitchen agonising is so tone deaf. We saved and saved for a new kitchen / extension. Had the kitchen ripped out just as ikea shut (where the kitchen was coming from) and lockdown happened. We never got to finish the design and it ended up being done over the phone / email and there are things that still are t right. However I’m still so grateful we could do it, and with the increase in costs we couldn’t have afforded it post lockdown. I’m sure I’m not the only person this happened to, plus many people will have been planning a new kitchen and had to put it on hold and there’s Becky agonising over which Granny tiles to buy. As for the £80 handles
. I hope they leave a drain uncovered and she has a rat infestation!I bet you love your 'job' Bex, how many of us get to work full time choosing the right shade of crap white kitchen tiles all week or turning our kids rooms into a nursing home? Nina must be with he who shall not be named and bored Becky is here creaming herself about her book being in Asda, how is she not mortified by that front cover I will never know. If it were me I would have said please don't put me on the front cover just have food but not Bex, she's happy to be squeezed into a dress to match a 4 year old.
I already know the kitchen is going to be outdated and boring. Must be quite lonely not having real people to share planning a new kitchen with and only having strangers on the Internet to talk to about it.
Look at her wrist
This woman is a walking
This woman is a walking
says a lot about her personality to be honest. What with being the judgy patronising snob that she is. Can’t see how she would be relatable to other normal mums.
Her hands make me want to 
. And wtf is panitonis room about it looks awful. Jeez my LG chose bright pink walls had hello kitty bright pink bedding or unicorns then went opposite end and wanted purple and rainbows it wasn't to my taste but uts what made her happy . That kid is going to grow up with serious issues I still can't believe hagrid is 30 I am much older and feel like she is a grandma
. And wtf is panitonis room about it looks awful. Jeez my LG chose bright pink walls had hello kitty bright pink bedding or unicorns then went opposite end and wanted purple and rainbows it wasn't to my taste but uts what made her happy . That kid is going to grow up with serious issues I still can't believe hagrid is 30 I am much older and feel like she is a grandma
Ninas bed looks straight out of Beamish it's bleeping VILE
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