It looks like a weird shrine to Panini. She needs to get out more.
WhatMummyMakes #11 Pout My Nini, pout pout My Nini, you’re my meal ticket, my cash cow, Panini
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Definitely trying to cling on to those baby years now that Ninas at school. Especially weird placement of the photo, put it in a memory box or book, or even just have it in your bedroom. But in your dining room?! As you say, put up a picture of your 3d live baby!!
At least it’s not one of those horror show 4D scan pics 
I thought I was just having a 3D one and the sonographer switched it and went ‘look at that beautiful baby!’
And he really is now, but on that he looked like Gollum if he’d been made of off-yellow plasticine. It was horrific.
I thought I was just having a 3D one and the sonographer switched it and went ‘look at that beautiful baby!’ And he really is now, but on that he looked like Gollum if he’d been made of off-yellow plasticine. It was horrific.
Ugh too many bleeping weird things in the last couple of days! The post office haul, oh look at me, some meaning to my day now Panini is at school. Pulled chicken with bleeping melon and cucumber, she’s a batshit crazy weirdo. A scan picture on display of your nearly 5 year old, what da fuq?! Pining for the days it’s okay to carry the excess pounds and not just be morbidly obese, okay Bex hun, you do you 
Having a scan picture framed when the child is actually here is so weird. Mine are still in those ‘please do not bend’ envelopes and have been put away in the loft!
Oh and also having her TV on permanent standby to have a picture of Panini on display…tell me you’re not bothered about the cost of living crisis without telling meUgh too many bleeping weird things in the last couple of days! The post office haul, oh look at me, some meaning to my day now Panini is at school. Pulled chicken with bleeping melon and cucumber, she’s a batshit crazy weirdo. A scan picture on display of your nearly 5 year old, what da fuq?! Pining for the days it’s okay to carry the excess pounds and not just be morbidly obese, okay Bex hun, you do you
tone deaf as perThat autumn display looks tit I'd say don't give up the day job and go to a home account but actually do give up your day job, get a real one and find something other than mynini to occupy you. It does look like a weird shrine to her, I have a few photos up of my children but not every screen saver, TV, framed photo, scan photo, bet she's got her on a T Shirt and mug.
The right TYPE of cheese is delicious, paneer is a type of cheese, great as a meat sub in veggie curries (I’m vegetarian). We have it from our Gousto meals.The mere idea of cheese and curry
What she’s after making sounds rank, though.
It is not healthy to be that obsessed with your child.
Panini is going to grow up seriously weird and very entitled.
Panini is going to grow up seriously weird and very entitled.
she already is.
I have a 9mo and have never and will never use those bloody bamboo plates!!
Ngl I have a scan photo on display of my baby but only because I never got around to putting it away like I did with my eldest I haven't moved home nor had ample free time to put it away like mad mother bex.
That kid is gonna have such a complex when she's older
I haven't moved home nor had ample free time to put it away like mad mother bex.That kid is gonna have such a complex when she's older
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Oh my god, she’s actually made chicken tikka lasagna. Except it’s about 90% cheese, 8% pasta, 2% chicken tikka
It’s like she woke up today and thought “gosh, these arteries feel wide, how can I clog them the quickest?!”
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It makes me so angry that so many people out there will see that and try and emulate it for their children.
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I can’t believe she would eat that alongside a normal lasagne, LET ALONE A CURRY LASAGNE?!I can just about get over the tikka lasagne, but the salad with grapes and strawberries in - WTAF??! 
Came here to say this!!I can just about get over the tikka lasagne, but the salad with grapes and strawberries in - WTAF??!
That bleeping salad. What the hell. Not bloody normal.
It's no wonder he was a vegetarian, he got to miss out in her strange tea's.I'm going to make your life worse... It's not pulled pork, it's pulled chicken tikka masala (?!) and she's planning on using the leftovers to make a chicken tikka lasagna (?!?!?!!)
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