OP please keep us updated about your son. Sending you love 
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I was going to say make him sleep on the sofa in his mess but then read the rest of the thread 
Sorry to hear you had to clear that up! I fully sympathise, years ago I was with a boyfriend and he used to constantly pick his nose in the bathroom and wipe bogies in the sink, and LEAVE them there. My porcelain sink would have 15 green bogies in it at any time. I got so fed up with asking, and then telling him to pack it in, that one day I used his toothbrush to scrape them away. That might make me just as bad but I was sick to the back teeth of asking him not to do it. He would find my anger hilarious and do it even more. Needless to say I have learnt a lot since that relationship that not all men/partners are disgusting and disrespectful x
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Sorry you’re having these issues with your partner
I think this stems from a bigger issue within your relationship which is a lack of respect. The bottom line is that your partner doesn’t respect you enough to do the bare minimum which is clean up after himself. Your partner should be enhancing your life, making things easier for you and helping you - not creating more mess for you to clear up whilst you have a young baby and another child. Hope you’re ok OP
I think this stems from a bigger issue within your relationship which is a lack of respect. The bottom line is that your partner doesn’t respect you enough to do the bare minimum which is clean up after himself. Your partner should be enhancing your life, making things easier for you and helping you - not creating more mess for you to clear up whilst you have a young baby and another child. Hope you’re ok OP
I remember reading on Reddit that a girl discovered her boyfriend always wiped his arse on his socks after a pooAn ex boyfriend of mine when I was a late teenager used to blow his nose on his socks.
What is it about socks that is so appealing?!?!?
Oh my godI remember reading on Reddit that a girl discovered her boyfriend always wiped his arse on his socks after a poo
i don’t think I’ve ever been more thankful for a really hygienic partner before
Bloody Nora! Did he just chuck them in the wash basket? I hope he washed them on 90 degrees. I hope she binned the dirty bastard off!I remember reading on Reddit that a girl discovered her boyfriend always wiped his arse on his socks after a poo
From what I remember she found his crappy socks in his gym bag
Oh my bad! It was a man found his girlfriend wiping her arse on his socks! Reddit is a gold mine for this stuff!
Ooh fantastic! Off for a read! Reddit covers everything under the sun, I bet there are subs about jizzing into socks. I might take a look whilst there...
I just read the whole threads and the updates and...it’s times like this I realise there are truly weird people out there
This is gross but I also agree with the comments that maybe there's some deeper issues here.
I think you both need to sit down and discuss this. Just say you don't mind him going to bed later and having time to himself, but he needs to clean up after himself (or could you not come up with some sort of rota re: chores, if you don't have one already?). Maybe ask why he's doing it - is he stressed? Unhappy? Depressed?
The thing you said about him not eating all day and then eating sweets late at night when everyone is asleep sounds like an eating disorder to me. Maybe he's not doing it intentionally, but it might explain why he's so snappy and rude to you.
I think you both need to sit down and discuss this. Just say you don't mind him going to bed later and having time to himself, but he needs to clean up after himself (or could you not come up with some sort of rota re: chores, if you don't have one already?). Maybe ask why he's doing it - is he stressed? Unhappy? Depressed?
The thing you said about him not eating all day and then eating sweets late at night when everyone is asleep sounds like an eating disorder to me. Maybe he's not doing it intentionally, but it might explain why he's so snappy and rude to you.
Did you read the thread that was linked in the poo socks story about the guy who wanked into a coconut? I need brain bleach. Horrific outcome, excuse the pun! I dare you to read it...
no I didn’t...oh god I don’t know why I do this to myself.*sighs* off to Reddit I go
O.M.G this is even worse than the coconut because it actually has visuals! How could he even ’perform’ when it ‘smelled atrocious’ (his words).. Imagine if the sad sack ever got a partner, highly unlikely, and they discovered it under the bed? The worst thing is, he even took it with him when he moved to a new apartment. These weirdos are walking amongst us...
OMG, there goes my breakfast right now
This thread started with wanksocks and has moved onto poo socks and spunk-loaded coconuts
This thread started with wanksocks and has moved onto poo socks and spunk-loaded coconuts
The world is a truly disturbing place.
Remind me again why you are with him? He leaves his wank socks on the floor, rubbish everywhere and sleeps on the sofa.
He's ruining your settee and told you to duck off because he can't own his behaviour.
I'd rather be single based on that alone.
ThankyouOP please keep us updated about your son. Sending you love
unfortunatley I’m in hospital with my baby .We were admitted last night ,he has bronchiolitis and needs to stay in for observation as his oxygen levels are too low ,breathing too rapid ,not feeding etc