Try the contents of those little sachets of sauce you get with Bombay Bad Boy flavour Pot Noodle. He won't forget that!I'm no expert but how about putting some Tabasco sauce, salt/pepper saw dust down his sock!
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Or do it more subtly.I'm no expert but how about putting some Tabasco sauce, salt/pepper saw dust down his sock!
some fake tan on the inside of the sock.
he will end up with a cock like a beacon and will sweat a lot thinking he has a disease
I think we can all agree there is nothing worse than cold, wet, semen covered socks.
Hasn’t he considered what if your child found them?!
Hasn’t he considered what if your child found them?!
But cum isn’t the same texture or bright white colour as Philadelphia...is it? Or is it? Gulp.To be honest I’m bloody impressed with his Philadelphia cover story though. That’s so random it could have been true
I just want to know do you use the use the t -towels again
sorry but this is kind of hard to believe for me, do you really believe that you are the only person your partner finds attractive? I mean, we’d all like to think that but we all know it’s not true...
I would be furious more with his behaviour than anything, you’re pregnant and cleaning up after him, he’s being a total slob...it’s not hard to throw the socks in the washing or pick up wrappers!
Is he sat watching porn to get his socks all messy or just highly sexed
Well no (not that I’ve had the two side by side on a sock to check!) but I suppose a smear of cream cheese in passing could look not dissimilar?! It’s just such a flipping random excuse though
hilarious!
I have no problem with my husband having a wank I'm sure he has at least one a day I don't know about . The socks part is vile. I think if you can't have a chat to sort these issues then things will get worse
. The socks part is vile. I think if you can't have a chat to sort these issues then things will get worseCan you imagine having to explain that to the vets?!I read a thread once about same issue, but it was another level as the dog kept licking and eating the jizzy socks and ended up needing surgery.
An ex boyfriend of mine when I was a late teenager used to blow his nose on his socks.
What is it about socks that is so appealing?!?!?
What is it about socks that is so appealing?!?!?
masturbating into a sock and leaving it down the side of the sofa is a pretty disgusting hobby, I think.masturbating not into a sock and not leaving it out, not remotely disgusting. Perfectly normal. I am hoping that this is also what the person who wrote it means too.
Thank you. That is exactly what I did mean!
masturbating not into a sock and not leaving it out, not remotely disgusting. Perfectly normal. I am hoping that this is also what the person who wrote it means too.
if that’s what they meant then fair enough but that wasn’t clear, seeing as the OP found this once I didn’t realise it classed as a ‘hobby’ - as you can see in my post I said the time and place and his behaviour was totally inappropriate...
masturbating not into a sock and not leaving it out, not remotely disgusting. Perfectly normal. I am hoping that this is also what the person who wrote it means too.
Sounds like you’re living with an 18 year old! Can’t believe he’s not apologised and tried to blame it on Philadelphia!
All humour aside, the general leaving of litter around the living room isn't acceptable behaviour and he needs to realise that.
The litter for me depends on other things. My partner and I always go to bed at the same time, but he will leave socks (cum free), empty cans and bits of crap on and around the couch. Which I usually pick up the morning after. I have mentioned it before and he started picking it up, but then he got out of the habit again (his family are slobs and this is something they’ve always done and still do). The only reason I don’t nag about it is because he does loads of things for me while I sit on my lazy arse and he pulls his weight around the house in all other ways, plus he’s a hard worker, so I pick my battles and let it go.
Obviously though if the OPs partner does nothing around the house usually and is just a slob then yeah I’d be speaking to him about it.
Obviously though if the OPs partner does nothing around the house usually and is just a slob then yeah I’d be speaking to him about it.
I know this isn't the right response but I have been crying with laughter having read this thread, it's been gold.
Having said that, what you've described is disgusting behaviour especially if there was the chance your 6 year old could have picked up daddy's sock. As for the wrappers, he'd be getting those served up on a plate for dinner until he learnt his lesson.
Having said that, what you've described is disgusting behaviour especially if there was the chance your 6 year old could have picked up daddy's sock. As for the wrappers, he'd be getting those served up on a plate for dinner until he learnt his lesson.