What Mummy Makes #14 Brownies made imaginary friends cry, what else can air-fry, kissing my content bye-bye

[Puffin_island]

That's not my panini's dad, she was the immaculate conception.

This could go on forever

 

[JulesC]

These are killing me

 

[Motherofpugs]

This is one of my favourite Tattle threads You are all hilarious

 

[squatternutbosh]

That’s not proper seafood! It’s not been airfried with paprika

 

[Flip&Flop]

That's not my hotel breakfast, it's only 4 courses

 

[moreteavicarXoXo]

Thats not my dinner there’s not enough cheese and pastry!

 

[Borntorun]

That’s not my hotel bacon, it’s not overcooked enough

 

[what_the_actual]

That's not my victorian bedroom transformation its not bleak!

 

[squatternutbosh]

That’s not my cholesterol, it’s too low!

 

[Multi-21]

That’s not my child, she’s watching a age appropriate cartoon on an iPad in public

 

[squatternutbosh]

That’s not my child! She’s wearing a warm coat & tights in winter

 

[what_the_actual]

That's not my car, it's mileage is too low!

 

[Noodles28]

That’s not Nina’s plate, it’s not a bamboo weaning plate

 

[squatternutbosh]

That’s not the other! He’s not washed his car for the 8th time this week

 

[Flip&Flop]

That's not my boomerang, there's no close up of my moon face and squashed tits up to my chin

 

[Bougieb]

These are killing me!
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That’s not my veg packed recipe, it’s got more than 2 pieces of broccoli in it!

 

[squatternutbosh]

That’s not a hernia! It’s my boob belt

 

[MakeDamnSure]

That’s not my cookbook, it’s not full of mistakes.

 

[shillyhillyb]

That’s not my kitchen design … I pinched it off my country house pals

 

[Noodles28]

That’s not my friend… she didn’t cry after eating my brownies