What Mummy Makes #14 Brownies made imaginary friends cry, what else can air-fry, kissing my content bye-bye

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Im predicting she will come back with a bombshell.
either a new book announcement or some other Victorian era room makeover.
 
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I genuinely wondered if I’d been blocked as it had been so long since I saw her on Instagram but turns it is just radio silence.
 
I genuinely wondered if I’d been blocked as it had been so long since I saw her on Instagram but turns it is just radio silence.
I just had to check I hadn't been blocked too.
Ngl it's been nice not seeing her big face.
Has her follow count drop since the silence do we know?
 
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Maybe her arms can no longer reach her phone around her gigantic bosom.
 
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Not that she would acknowledge it but I think she has been struggling since the break up, she makes zero effort on instagram anymore, she’s always been annoying but there were times she was actually cooking (very early days) and seemed quite enthusiastic about it all. She seems to have isolated herself and has little contact with anyone except Nina who she now has to share which must hate. I think she’s depressed, she was obviously in a relationship where she wasn’t happy and looks like she comfort eats so has gained a lot of weight with what looks like very little support through it all. I do think she’s snobby and has probably isolated herself from friends but she has no one. I think she has this 6 book deal which she is maybe tied in to but it does seem she’s fed up with it all but maybe has to be seen to promote her book. The What mummy makes book still sells for first time weaning so she probably doesn’t need to do any more she can live off that like a one hit wonder but she’s probably signed something and got an advance on her books so has to produce something which is why she’s made what sounds like a really lazy attempt at children’s literature.
 
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The irony of it all, she made herself out to be this supermum who could do it all whilst masquerading as a single mum (she was married & living with husband) n now she is a real single mum it’s clear she can’t do all those things single-handedly like she pretended to b4.
Welcome to the real world Becky. Hope your arse didn’t hurt the ground during that fall.
 
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I do wonder if she slipped on a bit of melted cheese and pastry in the kitchen and is stuck on the floor, unable to get up without the help of specialist lifting equipment
 
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It is getting a bit odd now isn’t it! Last time she did this I thought Nelly had died, but then she came back with a horrible pasta recipe.
 
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It is getting a bit odd now isn’t it! Last time she did this I thought Nelly had died, but then she came back with a horrible pasta recipe.
Ah yeh the cat. Could be. But can’t see her mourning an animal for so long without posting about it on Instagram about how ‘nini was absolutely distraught & I had to feed her 12 hot chocolates & a round trip up the himalayas to cheer her up’
 
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Maybe she’s had weight loss surgery to prove her cheese wrapped pastry pies are most definitely nutritious and healthy.
 
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I'm intrigued if she will remerge for Mothers Day with the "lovely" stuff she will have bought for herself been given by MyPanini 🤔
 
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How all women are the best moms ever and we suld love ourselves, but shes bestest of all 🙄🤣
 
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Mother’s Day is surely the epitome of her whole brand, if she doesn’t post for that something is surely up!!
 
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She will probably come back as if nothing happened and say she had a social media detox for a while, or that she just wanted to immerse herself in Nina’s passing childhood & not miss a second of it, including watching her whilst she sleeps or something equally lame
 
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If she doesn’t make an appearance tomorrow for Mother’s Day should we be reporting her as a missing person?
 
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