@neapsntatties I need to know how you found out what she was wearing!! Top level sleuthing, nice work 
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My Mum's next door neighbour is a old nasty witch that tries to make my Mum's life hard with petty complaints, parking wars, shouting abuse over the garden fence 
So she has a conservatory thing ( no windows just plastic ) and it has a hole in the too corner. We have been putting fish down the hole for months now. We often hear her telling her family she can smell fish That will teach the nasty old c*nt
So she has a conservatory thing ( no windows just plastic ) and it has a hole in the too corner. We have been putting fish down the hole for months now. We often hear her telling her family she can smell fish
That will teach the nasty old c*nt
That is evilMy Mum's next door neighbour is a old nasty witch that tries to make my Mum's life hard with petty complaints, parking wars, shouting abuse over the garden fence
So she has a conservatory thing ( no windows just plastic ) and it has a hole in the too corner. We have been putting fish down the hole for months now. We often hear her telling her family she can smell fish
Honestly you've no idea what she's like. She rings the police if you park opposite her home. A free bleeping path way. She does not drive. The silly old witch will be stinking the block out soon!That is evil
Imagine if it was summer
my god you're angryMy Mum's next door neighbour is a old nasty witch that tries to make my Mum's life hard with petty complaints, parking wars, shouting abuse over the garden fence
So she has a conservatory thing ( no windows just plastic ) and it has a hole in the too corner. We have been putting fish down the hole for months now. We often hear her telling her family she can smell fish
If she is your secret Santa, and if she gets you an edible gift...DO NOT EAT IT!!!We have two more working days left before we break up for Christmas so Iโll definitely provide an update tomorrow! Hope sheโs not got me for secret Santa
Made me laugh:
The girl that was telling me about Moira@neapsntatties I need to know how you found out what she was wearing!! Top level sleuthing, nice work
talking about me was my help. I was asking a few people what they were planning on wearing, as I always do for nights out. But I asked this girl to ask Moira and Moira showed her a picture. So I was told it was a black sequin dress from Quiz, so screen shotted and few and showed them to my right hand man and she confirmed which one it was. Canโt take all the credit for it. Moira will be none the wiser though as to how I knew what she was wearing as there was lots of chat between all the girls as to what we were wearing.
I need to knowCan you please give us an update of her reaction when she sees your outfit?
Love it
What I'd love is, if you were her Secret Santa and you gave her a framed photo of you both at the Christmas party wearing the same dress
Have a calendar made with you wearing dress in different poses like draped over her car, making tea in the staffroom with her cup, face cupped by hands lying on her desk etc.
What I'd love is, if you were her Secret Santa and you gave her a framed photo of you both at the Christmas party wearing the same dress
I now wish I had her
Fab ideas 
Complete with caption: "Twinses!!"What I'd love is, if you were her Secret Santa and you gave her a framed photo of you both at the Christmas party wearing the same dress
This wasn't actually me, I just assisted. But many moons ago when I was a c*nt. I worked with a jobs worth, older women we shall say and at the time I was 21. My and a few if the girls were only young and we couldn't stand her!
My friend farted in her coffee cup! We covered it with a coaster. We then told her after she had drank her cuppa! I still laugh my head off to this day
My friend farted in her coffee cup! We covered it with a coaster. We then told her after she had drank her cuppa! I still laugh my head off to this day
Recently a team that works in my office (we are each spilt into individual offices for each team) has been really, really pushing everyone elseโs buttons.
Making everyoneโs life a lot harder than it needs to be and themselves not having to deal with the fallout of them cutting corners.
The other day Iโd finally had enough. We all share one printer so when I knew theyโd desperately need to use it, I subtly turned it off after using it. It takes at least 10 minutes for it to turn back on and connect back to the network, re-calibrate etc. It made them so annoyed and finally meant they got a bit of the wrath from management everyone else had been getting for weeks because of their laziness.
I was so smug about it but obviously hid it. And it usually takes a lot for me to get that petty
Making everyoneโs life a lot harder than it needs to be and themselves not having to deal with the fallout of them cutting corners.
The other day Iโd finally had enough. We all share one printer so when I knew theyโd desperately need to use it, I subtly turned it off after using it. It takes at least 10 minutes for it to turn back on and connect back to the network, re-calibrate etc. It made them so annoyed and finally meant they got a bit of the wrath from management everyone else had been getting for weeks because of their laziness.
I was so smug about it but obviously hid it. And it usually takes a lot for me to get that petty
Iโm too chicken to be petty like this but I aspire to it
Any update for us today?I now wish I had her
Next time thereโs a works party can you ask her whatโs sheโs wearing before hand & add you donโt want her copying you againI now wish I had her
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