What is the pettiest thing you've ever done?

[cococookie]

Go dance right next to her! And shout twinsies really loudly when there’s a break in the music

That would be hilarious!

 

[ginge92]

If my husband has pisses me off I aggressively stick my middle fingers up n swear at him once we've gone to bed n he's asleep. Makes me feel better

 

[Sibz]

Not putting 2-3 X's in someone's christmas card and just puting one, because they only gave you 1 last year

 

[emm]

Not putting 2-3 X's in someone's christmas card and just puting one, because they only gave you 1 last year

maybe just put a full stop, go full on passive aggressive?

 

[HEC1993]

My granddad gives cards on birthdays or Christmas that literally just say ‘Roger.’ At the bottom. No Dear, no message, not even Granddad Roger. Just his name with a full stop. So I’ve stopped writing cards saying Dear Granddad etc. Just sign it off with my name and a full stop.

 

[Notworthy]

Years ago I had a church going boyfriend. I've got a mouth like a sewer usually but if he pissed me off it was all God Damn and Jesus Christ, used to really duck him off

 

[Some People!]

Update on Moira coming live from the toilet of this venue. Walked in and she looked me up and down straight away, said nothing. About half an hour later at the bar approached me asking if I was ‘having a laugh’. I played dumb. Then accused me of wanting to cause drama and upset everyone’s night. All because I’m dressed the same as her. That’s all for now, we’ve stayed apart on the dance floor and haven’t spoke since the encounter at the bar. Will give another update if anything else goes down…. Ps I have not done this to cause drama or ‘upset’ everyone’s night. Just done it to be petty AF.

Post of the year

 

[Happyvalley]

Update on Moira coming live from the toilet of this venue. Walked in and she looked me up and down straight away, said nothing. About half an hour later at the bar approached me asking if I was ‘having a laugh’. I played dumb. Then accused me of wanting to cause drama and upset everyone’s night. All because I’m dressed the same as her. That’s all for now, we’ve stayed apart on the dance floor and haven’t spoke since the encounter at the bar. Will give another update if anything else goes down…. Ps I have not done this to cause drama or ‘upset’ everyone’s night. Just done it to be petty AF.

Love this Please tell us Moria’s boyfriend has an identical twin brother who is single!

My granddad gives cards on birthdays or Christmas that literally just say ‘Roger.’ At the bottom. No Dear, no message, not even Granddad Roger. Just his name with a full stop. So I’ve stopped writing cards saying Dear Granddad etc. Just sign it off with my name and a full stop.

Oh I would do exactly the same! If someone sends me an email that just says “Hi” and not “Dear HappyValley” or Hi followed by my name then I will only ever respond with Hi back, I find it so rude and blunt.

I’m also realising that my work is bringing out the petty side of me in a big way and it might be time for a career change

 

[Deeznutslol]

My granddad gives cards on birthdays or Christmas that literally just say ‘Roger.’ At the bottom. No Dear, no message, not even Granddad Roger. Just his name with a full stop. So I’ve stopped writing cards saying Dear Granddad etc. Just sign it off with my name and a full stop.

I knew someone who did that, just her name plus the date?? She was Portuguese so I just presumed it was a Portuguese thing lol

 

[lastdis]

Update on Moira coming live from the toilet of this venue. Walked in and she looked me up and down straight away, said nothing. About half an hour later at the bar approached me asking if I was ‘having a laugh’. I played dumb. Then accused me of wanting to cause drama and upset everyone’s night. All because I’m dressed the same as her. That’s all for now, we’ve stayed apart on the dance floor and haven’t spoke since the encounter at the bar. Will give another update if anything else goes down…. Ps I have not done this to cause drama or ‘upset’ everyone’s night. Just done it to be petty AF.

I bloodly love this. I hope you had the best night.

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Update on Moira coming live from the toilet of this venue. Walked in and she looked me up and down straight away, said nothing. About half an hour later at the bar approached me asking if I was ‘having a laugh’. I played dumb. Then accused me of wanting to cause drama and upset everyone’s night. All because I’m dressed the same as her. That’s all for now, we’ve stayed apart on the dance floor and haven’t spoke since the encounter at the bar. Will give another update if anything else goes down…. Ps I have not done this to cause drama or ‘upset’ everyone’s night. Just done it to be petty AF.

I love this

 

[emmer_moans]

Update on Moira coming live from the toilet of this venue. Walked in and she looked me up and down straight away, said nothing. About half an hour later at the bar approached me asking if I was ‘having a laugh’. I played dumb. Then accused me of wanting to cause drama and upset everyone’s night. All because I’m dressed the same as her. That’s all for now, we’ve stayed apart on the dance floor and haven’t spoke since the encounter at the bar. Will give another update if anything else goes down…. Ps I have not done this to cause drama or ‘upset’ everyone’s night. Just done it to be petty AF.

Well, she shouldn’t be mad, if she bought a dress from a shop rather than get it made bespoke then there’s always a chance that someone you know has randomly bought the same thing Especially occasion wear.

Hope you had a great night.

 

[neapsntatties]

Go dance right next to her! And shout twinsies really loudly when there’s a break in the music

I wish I done this now Moira left early, said her goodbyes to everyone except me. After she left another colleague came and said that Moira felt uncomfortable and that I was ‘shooting her daggers’ (if anyone doesn’t know what that means, it means growling). Maybe it’s just the way my face is but I definitely wasn’t growling! So I think that means I won, if she left early? Maybe she’ll keep her mouth shut about me now

Well, she shouldn’t be mad, if she bought a dress from a shop rather than get it made bespoke then there’s always a chance that someone you know has randomly bought the same thing Especially occasion wear.

Hope you had a great night.

Yes exactly this! It was a dress from Quiz so it’s not exactly a shop that no one would think to check!
I had a great night though, until next year….

 

[shadowcat5]

I wish I done this now Moira left early, said her goodbyes to everyone except me. After she left another colleague came and said that Moira felt uncomfortable and that I was ‘shooting her daggers’ (if anyone doesn’t know what that means, it means growling). Maybe it’s just the way my face is but I definitely wasn’t growling! So I think that means I won, if she left early? Maybe she’ll keep her mouth shut about me now


Yes exactly this! It was a dress from Quiz so it’s not exactly a shop that no one would think to check!
I had a great night though, until next year….

I think we can all safely agree that she left cause she was insecure, embarrassed and raging. Quite frankly, if someone turning up in the same dress as you provokes that response you’ve got problems only the lord can solve

it’s shame she left early and you didn’t get a chance to rub it in more

eta: can we get an update for how she is in work please? I’m dyinggg to know lmao

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

I’m gonna need updates after you’ve been to work and seen Moira again

 

[cococookie]

I’m gonna need updates after you’ve been to work and seen Moira again

I was going to comment the same, I’m fully invested now. This might even need its own thread

 

[neapsntatties]

We have two more working days left before we break up for Christmas so I’ll definitely provide an update tomorrow! Hope she’s not got me for secret Santa

 

[shadowcat5]

We have two more working days left before we break up for Christmas so I’ll definitely provide an update tomorrow! Hope she’s not got me for secret Santa

if she was talking tit about you before she is now

 

[Randy77]

I follow Fesshole on Twitter and the below was tweeted, made me think of this thread...

I turned the toaster volume up to max on my housemates after an argument so they'd burn their toast in the morning

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

I follow Fesshole on Twitter and the below was tweeted, made me think of this thread...

I turned the toaster volume up to max on my housemates after an argument so they'd burn their toast in the morning

I saw that one, “toaster volume”