as much as I prefer using my own bathroom at home, I’ve got to admit there’s something oddly satisfying about shitting while you’re on the clock - feels like a small act of rebellion against the big guy haha
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as much as I prefer using my own bathroom at home, I’ve got to admit there’s something oddly satisfying about shitting while you’re on the clock - feels like a small act of rebellion against the big guy haha
I work at home so can tit in my own toilet AND get paid. Don’t hate the player
this is living the dream!I work at home so can tit in my own toilet AND get paid. Don’t hate the player
But you have to pay for the toilet roll
true but i suppose that’s better than the tit they have at work places. my workplace is like wiping your vag with that tissue paper you put on top of a gift bag.
Small price to pay my friend. Like I said, don't hate the playa
I cut a very small hole in the arse hole of all my ex’s expensive boxers when I found out he had been cheating on me small enough not to notice at first glance, but big enough that he looked like he had an easy access hole
small enough not to notice at first glance, but big enough that he looked like he had an easy access hole I was writing on another thread and remembered what I did when I left my last work place.
I had spent along time making an automated sign off programme on sharepoint that everyone loved but didn't want to learn how to do so I became the administrator. I repeatedly offered to train someone else so there wasn't just me who could do it but my manager said it wasn't necessary.
My line manager was a big factor in me leaving. She was awful.
On my last day I changed her approval flow to send an error message in place of the sign off. The flow worked so there was no error to fix, it just displayed "error, sign-off not confirmed" in the email rather than "approved"
I have no idea the impact but I hope she spent a good while working out who could help, why it was wrong and discovering I deleted all my documents about how it works.
I had spent along time making an automated sign off programme on sharepoint that everyone loved but didn't want to learn how to do so I became the administrator. I repeatedly offered to train someone else so there wasn't just me who could do it but my manager said it wasn't necessary.
My line manager was a big factor in me leaving. She was awful.
On my last day I changed her approval flow to send an error message in place of the sign off. The flow worked so there was no error to fix, it just displayed "error, sign-off not confirmed" in the email rather than "approved"
I have no idea the impact but I hope she spent a good while working out who could help, why it was wrong and discovering I deleted all my documents about how it works.
My sister has decided she's going to go to work earlier starting from Monday, so she can pick the favourite desk of someone she has taken a dislike to.
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Her text messages to me " I realised there's some people in life that don't like to work and they do the absolute minimum".
(They're supposed to share tasks).
Ah she's still so young and trying to "climb up the food chain".
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Her text messages to me " I realised there's some people in life that don't like to work and they do the absolute minimum".
(They're supposed to share tasks).
Ah she's still so young and trying to "climb up the food chain".
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When I was young and worked in a sports shop (about 20 years ago) I used to regularly decline cards of girls who gave me nasty looks when they were shopping with their boyfriends. My job was to greet people at the door and let them know to give me a shout if they needed help and I would then serve them at the till. Some of the girls were massive cunts and would look me up and down or just grunt, so if they were paying id just decline their card. Groups of girls were generally nicer, it was just something about girls with their boyfriends that made them be pure snide wee boots.
Nightmare colleague moaned at me for not cleaning her favourite pool car when I got back late in the rain so I made a point of waiting till she’d cleaned it then took it out and drove it through every muddy puddle I could find.
Oh this is a good one. The stuff of nightmares
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Update. I decided to take the neighbour to small claims court knowing full well she wouldn't respond. Default judgement given. Been awarded over £1000 (obviously I asked for 8% interest as well). I'm waiting for her to ignore it so I can send high court bailiffs to her front door. Inviting someone who she had a massive falling out with to come and watch as well. Might film it for a laugh as well. Baring in mind this is someone who cares VERY much what people think of her.
Omg you’re a legend Lucy.Update. I decided to take the neighbour to small claims court knowing full well she wouldn't respond. Default judgement given. Been awarded over £1000 (obviously I asked for 8% interest as well). I'm waiting for her to ignore it so I can send high court bailiffs to her front door. Inviting someone who she had a massive falling out with to come and watch as well. Might film it for a laugh as well. Baring in mind this is someone who cares VERY much what people think of her.
I once dated a guy who lived with a room mate, and the room mates girlfriend was a nightmare. I used to delight in pouring her expensive shampoo and conditioner down the plug hole while I was showering!
I did that once when I was 13/14, but it was with Palmolive handwash and aimed at an aunt I didn't like when she laughed at what I was wearing. (Matching sunflower top and skirt.)
Hmmm, bad mouthed my stepmother and my dad to his mother for fun and inheritance purposes. Those two bullied me to no end as a child and already bad mouthed grandma to her face and treated her badly, so I just piled on. Not really for money if I'm being honest but more to stick it to them. Don't mistreat the quiet kid.
The ex husband has been a real narcissistic twit of late and making life difficult for me & his child whilst he carries on his happy little family life so I’ve had a great laugh signing him up for all sorts so glad I found this thread I have had a right old chuckle to myself! mailbait is my best yet oh and so far he’s been signed up for dental work, Mormons, pornhub, erectile dysfunction & age uk 
so glad I found this thread I have had a right old chuckle to myself! mailbait is my best yet oh and so far he’s been signed up for dental work, Mormons, pornhub, erectile dysfunction & age uk
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Guess who's just discovered you can request a home visit from the Jehovahs Witnesses...
I had them turn up at mine the other month two frail old ladies so I let them speak and then told them that i couldn’t be a JW because I’d had a blood transfusion - they said that we all make mistakes and that god would forgive me.
So I asked them if he’d forgive the fact that I love taking it up the bum - swear to god they were half dead but I’ve never seen someone move so fast off the drive