Morning guys, I'm having an absolute mare so far today and it's only 5 past 9.
So last night we didn't even watch Corrie, I was shattered and wrapped myself up in a blanket and just lay on the couch. My fella came out and we just sat in silence
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
tbf we're both knackered
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
so I gets up to go to bed at 9.40, brush my teeth and that, do my bedtime routine ready for a good snooze. Then 'waaaaaaah' me and my fella look at each other, give it a sec, we said. Then 'WAAAAAAAH' so me fella goes in his room. I go to get in bed and me fella brings the baby in our room and is like 'let him in bed with you' so the baby gets in bed with me. He has a breakdown. Doesn't wanna know me. You'd think I was his worst enemy
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
just wants his Dad. His dads fuming, he wants a shower, I've got a cob on cos the baby doesn't like me
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
he tried to pass the baby to me 5 times but each time he cried and wanted his Dad. So I was half fuming, one half cos the baby wanted his dad and not me and the other half cos I wanted to go sleep
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
after an hour of trying I just put in the night garden on my phone and then the baby went to me. Maybe I should just dress up as iggle piggle then he'd like me
![Woman shrugging: light skin tone :woman_shrugging_tone1: 🤷🏻♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f937-1f3fb-2640.png)
me fella then got up and pissed off. Another hour passed and I text him in anger saying 'thanks for the help mate you relax you deserve it dont you with all the hard work you do put ur feet up mate xxx' being v. Passive aggressive. Then he text back saying 'do you want me to help get him to sleep?' Well duh!! I got up to go the loo when he came in and he'd put something on the tele while I was trying to get the baby to sleep. Cheeky sod. He does my head in when the baby isn't sleeping he just huffs and puffs. A baby not sleeping
![Face screaming in fear :scream: 😱](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f631.png)
wouldn't think it would you!! Anyway the baby finally went to sleep at 10 past 1
My fella managed to get himself up for work at 6, shock!!
![Clapping hands :clap: 👏](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f44f.png)
![Clapping hands :clap: 👏](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f44f.png)
woke me up at 10 past. Growled at him to be quiet to not wake the baby. So he slams the wardrobe door. And the front door on his way out
![Face without mouth :no_mouth: 😶](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f636.png)
the baby woke up and managed to get back to sleep but only if he was on top of me with his fat head on my cheek
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
so I lay like that for an hour. I needed a drink, felt like I was gonna die of dehydration and I needed to put chapstick on!!!!
He finally woke up at 7.50. I'm trying to get him to learn how to use a spoon. Probs not the best idea to do Cheerios first
![Thinking face :thinking: 🤔](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f914.png)
he just picked up his suction plate and swilled milk everywhere. So I got him out of the high chair and put him on the kitchen floor, he bailed out, forgot to shut the baby gate didnt i. He legged it into the bedroom, swear he's bloody Speedy Gonzalez. He got to my bedside table, picked up my glass of water and chucked it
![Face without mouth :no_mouth: 😶](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f636.png)
all water under the chair so had to pull everything out and wipe everywhere.
Then my phone died, and my charger. Asked my fella to leave his charger, did he? Did he shite. Spent a 10er on a charger and it doesn't even work!! Fully died last night. Spent 20 minutes finding another dodgy charger then 5 mins trying to position it in the angle that works
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
finally made a brew. Gonna compose myself
![Folded hands :pray: 🙏](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f64f.png)