What Brooke Wore #2

[Dreamer01]

Shes now a bluebungalow model. The white pants blue top outfit looks like something your 70 nanna would wear.

 

[emmygluewho]

She looks about 60 years old.

Was coming to say the same! She is not aging well.

 

[whattheduck87]

Jump scare warning

 

[MAFS Smashed]

Is she implying that a. people are copying her, and b. she’s the greatness?

 

[Five Of Each]

After all of the snarky comments to her followers, about not being a budget page, posts a budget option to counter all the luxe items she’s been linking.

 

[erhmagawd]

Pathetic. Tell us you have no friends/life without telling us

I also thinks she thinks she is really funny and this is comedy gold to us all…. Aww shucks Brooke… yeah not funny maybe your mum might find it funny though maybe just text her and leave it off sm

 

[handunderchin]

Forget the itch - that pigmentation and under eye area is the he worst I’ve seen! How can someone so self-involved not care for her skin at all??

 

[MAFS Smashed]

42 and what an insipid life. And looks like less and less ‘friends’ to post about her birthday for her to repost. 🫢

And I just realised that if she’s just turned 42, it’s been two whole years of Brookey regularly posting throwback pics of her 40th!

 

[handunderchin]

This is a sickening amount of clothes when you also consider the state of her apartment

 

[Allivera]

SERIOUSLY how many times now has she had “food poisoning”? The times I’ve had food poisoning I haven’t been able to leave bed or the couch, so driving around town filming stories definitely doesn’t equate with my experiences

 

[Dreamer01]

So Brookie was at the Styling Spew birthday dinner! Interesting since we haven’t seen her with that crowd much lately.

Probably wants to keep Brooke on her good side. Stace McGregs was there too. I wonder if her and Brooke sat at opposite ends of the table.
I imagine Brooke spent the night reminding everyone she went to Italy with Karen Suzzane (used to be called stylingloving2 or something like that)

 

[whattheduck87]

If she starts advertising Go to eye cream they’ll go bankrupt

 

[Dreamer01]

I guess we’re supposed to ask what’s wrong

Don't worry I'm sure she will tell us soon enough. You might have to DM her for a link though

 

[Dreamer01]

At the risk of sounding mean to “The Curious”, who obviously isn’t an influencer, she looks kind of…. plain and not overly striking, which makes the PERFECT +1 for our favourite attention-seeking, quirky, super fun all of the time narcissist. All eyes on Brooke. All….of…the…time. There’s no way she would go to social events with a super attractive person.

Yeah you're right. And she's got a young child so that helps Brooke's stories with content like the swimming classes.

 

[MAFS Smashed]

After all of the snarky comments to her followers, about not being a budget page, posts a budget option to counter all the luxe items she’s been linking.

Hah tell me she doesn’t read here.

waves ‘Hi Brooke!’

 

[MAFS Smashed]

What are Lululemon thinking of getting Brookie and Styling you on board as ambassadors? Neither of them are remotely sporty or active, unless you count Nikki occasionally pretending she’s some yogi. Sure Lululemon are delighted Brooke posted a story about them two slides after one about having food poisoning…

And don’t they both already promote Brisbane activewear label Active Truth? Nice work with the brand loyalty

 

[Dreamer01]

Did anyone see her story with the mob girlfriend caption? Is she hinting that she's in a rs?

If she is good luck to him. He will need it. I just assumed she was referencing a movie or TV show and just wanted to trot out an old photo as we know she loves attention.

 

[AMFlogger]

I think that chocolate croissant was the most action Brooke's had in awhile if her groaning was anything to go by.

 

[StickyTapeTits]

Nobody asked about your big tits. Nobody wants to hear about your pigsty 2-bedroom suburban rental apartment. Nobody cares that you stalked Simon Baker like a middle aged desperado.

 

[Dreamer01]

The way she makes being a support person on a charity ride her whole personality.

According to someone in the Smiddy camp, she doesn’t even donate to the event personally.

Well she doesn't have anything else going on. The modelling jobs seem to be drying up.