What Brooke Wore
Erm can someone please explain what all the disgusting caked up black stuff is under the sausage rolls she’s proudly displaying on stories 😬
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I can’t believe we haven’t seen any footage of Brooke in her 40th birthday dress since last year. Like whaaaaaaat?! 
FFS can you just say the brand? (We know it’s Alemais.) Stop being so devious and sending affiliate links without disclosing.
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This makes me think these influencers must make decent coin from all these affiliate links, it’s clearly worth their while to do it
She has yet ANOTHER food intolerance, but just as we’ve come to know, our quirky little Brooke will for sure eat the forbidden fruit, and we’ll all hear about it and mummy will need to bring dry crackers and flat lemonade.
All the desperados asking for the link on the post. FFS. Upping her engagement so she can claim in a week's time how flat out she's been working
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You mean her wardrobe that conveniently has a kitchen in it?Except in Italy. In Italy she has no food intolerances apparently
Is someone a little bored now the Christmas festivities are over and most people are back working while they’re sitting in a tiny apartment crammed with clothes
Oh I spied a sneaky pic in some video recap in the last week or so I swear!I can’t believe we haven’t seen any footage of Brooke in her 40th birthday dress since last year. Like whaaaaaaat?!
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Has she ever addressed allergy testing? Or is this just constant attention seeking? Or possibly real to a degree but if she actually seeks help it will mean less riveting content? She’s posted before that she’s had a reaction but it’s never seems visible despite pointing it out.
alina bock’s crazy girl character IS Brooke except “babe” is the phone.
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The way she digs the Internet for vaguely relevant vids and memes to repost so she can then post about all her ‘achievements’ ahem honey you got a regional QLD journo award a million years ago.
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I wouldn’t be touching that award if it’s been sitting in the crapper…
Do you think her friend thecurious just hangs around for free stuff? Every event she has a ticket to she takes her.
At the risk of sounding mean to “The Curious”, who obviously isn’t an influencer, she looks kind of…. plain and not overly striking, which makes the PERFECT +1 for our favourite attention-seeking, quirky, super fun all of the time narcissist. All eyes on Brooke. All….of…the…time. There’s no way she would go to social events with a super attractive person.
The curious rub your eyes three times if you need rescuing. I imagine this friendship will last a tiny bit longer than the other influencer friends as there’s no competition.
Yeah you're right. And she's got a young child so that helps Brooke's stories with content like the swimming classes.
Is it maybe more that quirky little Brookey doesn’t have anyone else to take? Mummy’s working nights?
This is a sickening amount of clothes when you also consider the state of her apartment
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Absolutely disgusting, and definitely infested.Omg at the musty, rusty-gated storage shedThere is no way I’d be wearing anything again that had been in there without a full disinfecting. I can picture all the cockroaches and dust in everything 🫣
Anyone else notice she’s gone to rub her eye a few times but stopped herself? Lololololol. Hi Brookey! 
Let’s take a moment for the ‘good’ boxes…with all their scratches and scrapes. Coming as a spiteful gift to a threatening ‘friend’ near you.
