What Brooke Wore #2

[Dreamer01]

I hope she sees this photo (and we know she will) and decide perhaps her styling skills need updating. Sheesh.

I don't think she has any stylist skills. She never works as a stylist for anyone but herself. And I think we can all see/know why that is.

 

[handunderchin]

Stace’s weight loss has been very dramatic.

Nikki’s seems to have been gradual but then she does go out a lot ….. at her age I’d imagine it’s hard to lose weight with walking and yoga!

 

[Allivera]

The absolute carry on of the last 24 hours

The organisations she keeps tagging to promote bowel cancer awareness would have to be horrified at how many people she’s going to turn off having a colonoscopy with her theatrics

 

[erhmagawd]

HAHAHA the irony of Brooke saying 'read the room'

As she posts links to $300+ dresses yeah Brooke read the room

She needs to get a job or get laid she is so wound up about everything

 

[Dreamer01]

How's the carefully curated Q & A?
Complimenting her
Teeth
Boobs
Makeup
Asking for more travel content

Also shout out to racoons after she read here lol

 

[MAFS Smashed]

Cue Nikki with the #smallbusiness owner laptop shot of her having to work from her Straddie holiday.
I am sure the mother of the bride designs can wait 4 days till your holiday finishes.
She is so painful with this. She feels the need to complain every holiday about being a small business owner and the work never stops.

She knows that a. she can take a break, right? (nobody will die without a new technical fabric shirt) and b. she also doesn’t have to have six island holidays a year.
??

 

[Dreamer01]

Is there anyone Brooke hasn't publicly outed then blocked? You can not have a different opinion to Brooke and voice it.

 

[MAFS Smashed]

How come gotoskincare #1 model wasn't invited to their 10th birthday tonight? Must be absolutely killing her that Nikki got the call up.

Ran here to say exactly that… bet old Brookey is stewing into her maccas to not be invited to the Foster-Blake’s house. Just IMAGINE how many photos she’d post over the next ten months if she had been.

 

[MAFS Smashed]

Omg at the musty, rusty-gated storage shed There is no way I’d be wearing anything again that had been in there without a full disinfecting. I can picture all the cockroaches and dust in everything 🫣

Absolutely disgusting, and definitely infested.

 

[MAFS Smashed]

The way she makes being a support person on a charity ride her whole personality.

According to someone in the Smiddy camp, she doesn’t even donate to the event personally.

 

[SighMoan]

I think she forgot to filter/Photoshop the story on the left. It was such a drastic transition from one story to the next it just made her filtering even more obvious

 

[Allivera]

It’s called ADHD Brooke You struggle with simple tasks related to adulting. You live in clutter. You find it hard to look after yourself, let alone infants or children. You lose important things like passports. You have trouble keeping track of time and guessing how long it will take to do something. You get hyper focused on things like Italy and Simon Baker and talk about it incessantly. Honestly I feel like she knows and is hinting around it - and if she doesn’t know someone needs to tell her!

 

[Dreamer01]

She makes me feel so much better about myself in both looks and personality

I'm 5 years older than Brooke and somedays I think gee I look old. Then I see Brooke and I think I am doing ok

 

[StickyTapeTits]

Anyone else notice she’s gone to rub her eye a few times but stopped herself? Lololololol. Hi Brookey!

 

[Five Of Each]

This says everything.

 

[MAFS Smashed]

I’m trying work out if Brooke would be more mad that nobody’s talking about her, or that she looks like a Florida grannie wearing a Florida great-grannie’s horrific kaftan

 

[Pindawg]

Isn’t this embarrassing??

Brooke read the room
we all got the ick from the guy on the Chiefs from his rendition of Viva Las Vegas after the Superbowl.
Keep up hunni

 

[Dreamer01]

This Boy Swallows Universe premiere is the new 40th. It's all she can talk about

 

[StickyTapeTits]

What a desperate flog of a human. Get a life and some genuine, actual friendships Brookie.

 

[bitsandbobs87]

Bargain…an out-of-season skirt (presumably) for the full RRP PLUS postage. Followers don’t need to cover your retail mistakes. What an absolute piece of work.

Capitalising on people looking for Tay Tay outfits.