What Brooke Wore #2

[Five Of Each]

Bargain…an out-of-season skirt (presumably) for the full RRP PLUS postage. Followers don’t need to cover your retail mistakes. What an absolute piece of work.

 

[Ill fitting culottes]

Let's cross off "photo from Italy" off our bingo cards fezzas! She just HAD to pop one in!

 

[Dreamer01]

Jesus if you’re well enough to be posting to Instagram and photographing your Mum driving you to the doctor you’re well enough to drive yourself to the doctor. Imagine being the receptionist and a woman in her 40s walks into the doctor with her Mum. Happy Mothers Day

She seems to always be sick. Imagine having to spend mothers day driving your (soon to be) 42 or 43 yo daughter to the drs

 

[Dreamer01]

Nikki actually looks unwell here.

 

[Five Of Each]

I can’t believe we haven’t seen any footage of Brooke in her 40th birthday dress since last year. Like whaaaaaaat?!

Oh I spied a sneaky pic in some video recap in the last week or so I swear!
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She has yet ANOTHER food intolerance, but just as we’ve come to know, our quirky little Brooke will for sure eat the forbidden fruit, and we’ll all hear about it and mummy will need to bring dry crackers and flat lemonade.

Has she ever addressed allergy testing? Or is this just constant attention seeking? Or possibly real to a degree but if she actually seeks help it will mean less riveting content? She’s posted before that she’s had a reaction but it’s never seems visible despite pointing it out.

alina bock’s crazy girl character IS Brooke except “babe” is the phone.

 

[erhmagawd]

I’ve never known a grown woman to be always sick or have a rash or an allergic reaction.

Like get your shit together woman

 

[AMFlogger]

Definitely Ozempic !

Side note - there is no way Jackie O has lost all that weight without Ozempic.

 

[handunderchin]

Finally, some self awareness! I assume she’s referring to her under eye area….

 

[MAFS Smashed]

She has yet ANOTHER food intolerance, but just as we’ve come to know, our quirky little Brooke will for sure eat the forbidden fruit, and we’ll all hear about it and mummy will need to bring dry crackers and flat lemonade.

 

[whattheduck87]

If I had to see this so did you… surprised she didn’t demand the dr film up there for the gram..
also she really is foul the way she treats people and acts. When she posted the cheese toastie my first thought was I bet that’s Italian cheese…. For those playing at home she told me that her lactose intolerance isn’t an issue in Italy

 

[handunderchin]

I’ve never known a grown woman to be always sick or have a rash or an allergic reaction.

Like get your shit together woman

This is so true! Especially when you add in her frequent bouts of lactose intolerance (only when outside Italy of course)

 

[MAFS Smashed]

FFS can you just say the brand? (We know it’s Alemais.) Stop being so devious and sending affiliate links without disclosing.

 

[handunderchin]

There is definitely something going on with this kind of extreme weight loss in a woman of her age

 

[Allivera]

Our favourite stylist made the red carpet gallery in the courier mail for the boy swallows universe premiere. The curious must have been busy so Brooke got her photograph with a courier mail journalist.

I have no idea why someone with absolutely no waist to be seen consistently dresses in clothes that make her look even thicker around the middle She definitely needs a stylist

 

[Allivera]

Except in Italy. In Italy she has no food intolerances

Im wondering if someone is a little bored now the Christmas festivities are over and most people are back working while they’re sitting in a tiny apartment crammed with clothes

 

[handunderchin]

Isn’t this embarrassing??

 

[Dreamer01]

I wondered about that Styling Spew dinner too. Doesn’t look like Brooke was in any of the group photos.

And she wasn’t even wearing the label? (Just the shirt was SY, the statement skirt was from somewhere else. Ballsy move I’d say.)

Brooke seems to have lost a lot of her modelling jobs. In the video Nikki posted Brooke was down one end of the table next to Karen Suzanne and it looked like Nikki and Stace McGregs were at the other end. Also all of Nikkis' favourites were facing the view and Brooke was facing the other way.

 

[erhmagawd]

Imagine going to a party setting your phone up to record yourself dancing

I could never

 

[snarky mcsnark face]

Clothing sale for Nikki next weekend. Even selling her own label.

probably because she’s a 10 now after the ozempic

 

[MAFS Smashed]

OMFG still with the colonoscopy talk. I'm going to have to unfollow. She is absolutely doing my head in. I'm all for raising awareness, but you know she is doing this purely for content.

Make sure you announce it to her