What Brooke Wore #2

[MAFS Smashed]

OMFG still with the colonoscopy talk. I'm going to have to unfollow. She is absolutely doing my head in. I'm all for raising awareness, but you know she is doing this purely for content.

Make sure you announce it to her

 

[handunderchin]

What an absolute loser - something falls behind the washing machine so she sets up the camera to film this shite?

 

[Allivera]

Yep as a fellow big boobed girl I recognise well that deep red indentation (strap mark) from the too-thin straps cutting into shoulders. Looks comfortable

 

[pokerface79]

Oh Brookey, you’ve stooped to a new low.

 

[MAFS Smashed]

Do you think her friend thecurious just hangs around for free stuff? Every event she has a ticket to she takes her.

Is it maybe more that quirky little Brookey doesn’t have anyone else to take? Mummy’s working nights?

 

[StickyTapeTits]

Do you think her friend thecurious just hangs around for free stuff? Every event she has a ticket to she takes her.

At the risk of sounding mean to “The Curious”, who obviously isn’t an influencer, she looks kind of…. plain and not overly striking, which makes the PERFECT +1 for our favourite attention-seeking, quirky, super fun all of the time narcissist. All eyes on Brooke. All….of…the…time. There’s no way she would go to social events with a super attractive person.

 

[MAFS Smashed]

Well she doesn't have anything else going on. The modelling jobs seem to be drying up.

True, haven’t seen her doing the rounds in 60+ Mother of the Bride outfits lately.

 

[oliveoil81]

OMFG still with the colonoscopy talk. I'm going to have to unfollow. She is absolutely doing my head in. I'm all for raising awareness, but you know she is doing this purely for content.

She’s got nothing new to post about though, its pretty clear her time as a “model” has been and gone. She isn’t being booked by most of the brands that used to use her regularly and is now resorting to posting reels tagging brands just to try and remind them she exists

 

[pokerface79]

I hasn’t noticed styling you’s weight loss at all! Jackie Os weight loss is alarming - she’s got that ‘my eyes are too big for my head’ look.

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

For someone that lives her life so chronically online, she really is fkn sensitive. Just as much as people don't have to announce their departure, you don't have to announce you're blocking them

Poor dad, looks like he's reaaaaal sick of her shit.

 

[handunderchin]

Why do I feel like we’ve already been through the absolute song of dance of colonscopy prep with her recently 🫠…….

Does she realise most people go through it while parenting children or working in an actual workplace. Seriously.

The specialist also gives you a small pamphlet with info about what you can and can’t eat. No great mystery!

 

[Dreamer01]

For someone that lives her life so chronically online, she really is fkn sensitive. Just as much as people don't have to announce their departure, you don't have to announce you're blocking them

Poor dad, looks like he's reaaaaal sick of her shit.

She looks about 60 years old.

 

[Ill fitting culottes]

She's a spoilt brat. Everything she wants, she has a tanty, then mummy and daddy get it for her.

 

[MAFS Smashed]

How upset do we think she is that no brands invited her to Tay Tay, while her mate Cat got an invite?

I’ll be surprised if she stays friends with her, the way she tends to move on from one close friend to the next

 

[StickyTapeTits]

Colonoscopy AND please get that fucking eye checked while you’re there…….

 

[Dreamer01]

Actually have we seen much spectacle wearing since she picked up her new ones? Not quite the accessory she imagined they would be?

She did talk about this in her Q&A the other day (when she sent herself questions)she said we probably won't see her in the glasses as she needs them for reading.

 

[MAFS Smashed]

The way she digs the Internet for vaguely relevant vids and memes to repost so she can then post about all her ‘achievements’ ahem honey you got a regional QLD journo award a million years ago.

 

[SighMoan]

Why would you admit to eating cake that's been on the floor (especially after you've posted a photo of it on the floor!). It doesn't make you 'quirky' Brooke, it's just gross.

 

[Dreamer01]

True, haven’t seen her doing the rounds in 60+ Mother of the Bride outfits lately.

She is missing the Styling you photo shoot today. Seems she makes her money from AF links and Castella Boutique work. Mummy must be paying her through the pubs as there is no way she could live this lifestyle off what she would make from her jobs.

 

[Dreamer01]

I wonder what the future holds for Brooke. Her modelling jobs seem to drying up. Does she make much money from her AF links do you think? Who is buying these $700 rebecca valance dresses or grandma kaftans? She seems to think she's still in her 30s all quirky and fun but looks like she's nearly 50 and for an "award winning stylist" she doesn't always dress to her shape.