A Gareth Gates calendar
You just reminded me of another bad gift I received an Ugg boot box that contained the Penneys/Primark SLIPPER VERSION, not even ones I could wear outside (This was around 2005 and I really wanted Uggs, my sister got real ones and bought me the rip offs for Xmas )I've twice received Jo Malone candle boxes from my sister which did not contain Jo Malone candles, the boxes were just used to package something else (which were nice presents, but don't raise my hopes first eh?)
I read that as Princess Anne, and was thinking 'She REALLY needs to show us that top'Pink tassel earrings that looked like a curtain tie back
A tank top with a cartoon print of Princess Ariel but a punk version with black lipstick and tattoos?!!?
A purple cushion, that when you squeezed it, it sang 'WILD THING, YOU MAKE MY HEART SING!