Don’t hold your breath waiting for that Valencia video. It’s been 
under the rug.
under the rug.
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Haha I know, it’s classic Kells isn’t it!Don’t hold your breath waiting for that Valencia video. It’s been
The only thing that does get sweptDon’t hold your breath waiting for that Valencia video. It’s been
Let me get this right.
Tits has gone all the way to NI to run a 5k (but has to run a shakeout run before a 5k because a 5k alone isn’t far enough for our elite moonboot of the year).
Kelly still looks like tit but won’t rest and is now back running.
Tits has gone all the way to NI to run a 5k (but has to run a shakeout run before a 5k because a 5k alone isn’t far enough for our elite moonboot of the year).
Kelly still looks like tit but won’t rest and is now back running.
Literally came on here to say the same! Full time Tits is in Armagh for a 5k. But Kells has admitted that running caused her nerve pain this year - vague so does she mean body or teeth?
She hates running long distance, its obvious, why does she do it to herself, why can't she focus on 5k and 10k
I assume Full Time Tits had to put in for annual leave from his full time job in order to get the day off to go on a jolly? Or is it just non-elites like me that need to do that?
They both look so tired
Has Tits ran a 10 mile shakeout at full tilt yet?
Strava peeps, how long was his shakeout run?
I’m so shocked he’s gone to NI for a 3 mile run. Next time he goes on about a brand being sustainable and that’s why he likes them, I’m going to lose my tit (but obviously not message him because then I’ll be blocked and miss out on all the fun).
Do you think this person is taking the piss?
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7.31km! Edit: sorry, only 7.21km!
That 100m will make all the difference this evening.
On the edge of my seat here wondering what his lactate will be post-race.
Full time Tits was obviously busy working full time yesterday as he didn't run. Still got a niggle in his calf?
I see his previous 5k pb (according to strava) was the same Armagh 5k in 15:18. That was in 2017.
Predictions for this one?
Edit: Nevermind he also has a 14:46 (2022) listed somewhere. Still...predictions?
Predictions for this one?
Edit: Nevermind he also has a 14:46 (2022) listed somewhere. Still...predictions?
15:19 followed by a long post with an obscure quote about how he doesn’t work hard enough.
He got 14:51 in August. He won’t be in 14 shape will he?
I reckon he could pull a fast 15 because he’s competitive AF and we know he loves a good sprint (remember that awful photo of him overtaking someone?). It still won’t be good enough so he’ll push the volume and the injury will be fast tracked.
I reckon he could pull a fast 15 because he’s competitive AF and we know he loves a good sprint (remember that awful photo of him overtaking someone?). It still won’t be good enough so he’ll push the volume and the injury will be fast tracked.
I had a look at the website, they have to line up on the start grid in order of time, doesn't say if this is a recent 5k time or expected, because we know Full Time Tits would put himself in the front row 
. If it's based on his August time he'd be in the green section with up to 100 runners in front of him.
. If it's based on his August time he'd be in the green section with up to 100 runners in front of him.I would LOVE it if it was recent time. For this, and Kel’s next bonk attempt. He will be so cross if there are 100 people in front of him.I had a look at the website, they have to line up on the start grid in order of time, doesn't say if this is a recent 5k time or expected, because we know Full Time Tits would put himself in the front row
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