Vicky Pattison #8 The secret to being crappy & making Ercan unhappy

[frankie32]

I'll start taking environmental advise from her when she stops having those balloon arches at every event she has..

That annoys me so much, it’s so wasteful and so bad for the environment AND totally pointless. What sane adult needs balloons at every occasion. Plus who’s the poor bastard that has to take them down!!

She claims to be an animal lover but obviously had no regard about what happens to animals who end up ingesting balloons. FYI Vicky if you do read here, here’s a lesson - the stretchiness of balloons means they can get stuck in animals’ digestive tracts, which will cause choking, blockage and effectively starve the animal. Plus there is no such thing as a biodegradable balloon it’s all marketing bullshit!

 

[Cady1954]

When is she supposed to be going to Dubai? Her Grandads funeral is on the 25th.

 

[Laracroft007]

Lol she’s forced him to do a post and he’s done a half arsed version calling her my lovely, when I was with my ex who I had fallen out of love with I would say generic things like this, it’s so obvious

Tbh though I’m not surprised he doesn’t considering her cringey as duck tick tok she just posted

 

[LaraQ]

Surely today is the day Air Can gets down on one knee and proposes to his Queen?.

 

[Not_Nineteen_Forever]

View attachment 1061567Lol she’s forced him to do a post and he’s done a half arsed version calling her my lovely, when I was with my ex who I had fallen out of love with I would say generic things like this, it’s so obvious

Tbh though I’m not surprised he doesn’t considering her cringey as duck tick tok she just posted

Also she hasn’t reposted it, or made any mention of Aircan or it being their Valentines. I wonder if she’ll have set up a #gifted balloon arch and cadged a load of free food and cakes for a big reveal later to make it look like Aircan has made an effort

 

[SwishSwing]

Quite telling that last year Airhead did a full grid post for Valentines... This year she gets a half added story post. Definitely trouble in paradise.

 

[geordiegirl]

When is she supposed to be going to Dubai? Her Grandads funeral is on the 25th.

It’s def sometimes this week or weekend… how did you find out about the funeral?

 

[Cady1954]

That annoys me so much, it’s so wasteful and so bad for the environment AND totally pointless. What sane adult needs balloons at every occasion. Plus who’s the poor bastard that has to take them down!!

She claims to be an animal lover but obviously had no regard about what happens to animals who end up ingesting balloons. FYI Vicky if you do read here, here’s a lesson - the stretchiness of balloons means they can get stuck in animals’ digestive tracts, which will cause choking, blockage and effectively starve the animal. Plus there is no such thing as a biodegradable balloon it’s all marketing bullshit!

It’s def sometimes this week or weekend… how did you find out about the funeral?

In the local paper.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

View attachment 1061567Lol she’s forced him to do a post and he’s done a half arsed version calling her my lovely, when I was with my ex who I had fallen out of love with I would say generic things like this, it’s so obvious

Tbh though I’m not surprised he doesn’t considering her cringey as duck tick tok she just posted

My lovely?! That’s the nail in the relationship coffin right there

 

[LaraQ]

So Vicky's Grandad really did die and her Mom just......went on holiday?.

 

[Cady1954]

So Vicky's Grandad really did die and her Mom just......went on holiday?.

He died on the 31st I think

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

M&S valentines dine in for 2 in the trolley….she’s actually had to buy her own dinner?!

 

[geordiegirl]

So Vicky's Grandad really did die and her Mom just......went on holiday?.

That is so strange how none of them have mentioned it… and like someone on here mentioned she was getting fillers or something done to her face what must’ve been the same day… strange how she shares everything else and not something as important as that

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

M&S valentines dine in for 2 in the trolley….she’s actually had to buy her own dinner?!

She works with M&S though (inexplicably) - there's no way her wallet is having an outing

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

She works with M&S though (inexplicably) - there's no way her wallet is having an outing

Never an ad though….I really hate that they work with influencers, especially for the food….I try to avoid any shop those beggy oxygen thieves get freebies from but how can you not have M&S food in your life

 

[bananabutter]

Very passive aggressive on her Instagram story about pancake day for single people… wonder if she’ll be joining them.

It’s so weird she isn’t posting about Ercan considering how much she posts about everything else in her life especially today. Me and my partner aren’t ones for massive gestures but we do make the effort to spend some quality time together on Valentine’s Day even if it is just making dinner and watching a film.

Very passive aggressive on her Instagram story about pancake day for single people… wonder if she’ll be joining them.

It’s so weird she isn’t posting about Ercan considering how much she posts about everything else in her life especially today. Me and my partner aren’t ones for massive gestures but we do make the effort to spend some quality time together on Valentine’s Day even if it is just making dinner and watching a film.

and just like that!!!

 

[Not_Nineteen_Forever]

Oh my God it’s the tackiest thing I’ve ever seen

Imagine being so insecure in yourself & your relationship that you have to get people to come in and install monstrosities like that.

I’m amazed there’s not a wenzels sandwich in sight. Although she’s getting her hair and make up done again so no doubt they’re off out somewhere she can do her “giggling into my wine glass” pose to show everyone how happy he makes her.

 

[Greencatfysh]

Oh my God it’s the tackiest thing I’ve ever seen

Imagine being so insecure in yourself & your relationship that you have to get people to come in and install monstrosities like that.

I’m amazed there’s not a wenzels sandwich in sight. Although she’s getting her hair and make up done again so no doubt they’re off out somewhere she can do her “giggling into my wine glass” pose to show everyone how happy he makes her.

Also what a weird comment from him when he knows she wants babies? Unless they’re actually trying, I wouldn’t appreciate that if I was Vicky. It’s like he taunts her!

 

[Me123x]

I’m cringing so hard at that set up, she’s nearly 40 just be a proper grown up in an adult relationship ffs lol! Leave that to molly mae etc, least they pull it off lol

 

[SwishSwing]

Oh my god that is awful. What's the likelihood he didn't have a clue about this until about lunchtime today when they arrived. The greatest love story ever told? Pass me the sick bucket.

Also... Why does she always act like she's the first person to EVER watch anything. It's Schitts Creek just now for example.