Vicky Pattison #8 The secret to being crappy & making Ercan unhappy

[DeeSeni Noooo]

Ffs her 1st tiktok and she's begging for a proposal, get over it or propose to him yourself.

 

[Cosmicpixiesb]

My theory is that those constantly posting how wonderful their relationship is or how amazing their life is on social media are only trying to convince themselves.

 

[JEndontgetoutmuch]

She says she put the filter on coz she did her own makeup? Bitch you use that filter when top makeup artists paint your face with your shitty no fucking filter makeup! are you ok????

 

[WeefBellington]

** this was the last post on the last thread.. didn’t want it to be missed **

Being a bellend and calling people out because she can’t admit the fact she’s a fraud.. when will she be over? there’s a lot of pointless people online but her? She takes the piss

 

[hausofmauslv]

She's so proud of the woman she is now you guyz!!

I’m gonna go to hell for saying this. And it will be harsh. But Vicky’s niece… I hope puberty is good to her!

 

[Rainbow1]

“The Newcastle-born star has been commissioned to front a hard-hitting documentary for Channel 4 called Vicky Pattison: My Dad, Alcohol and Me.”

Vicky Pattison to explore alcoholism for C4 doc after it 'took over her life'

FOR a long time Vicky Pattison was one of the biggest caners on Tyneside – and she became a household name on Geordie Shore. But fast forward a decade, and her TV work is now much more grown-up. Th…

www.thesun.co.uk

this feels a bit confusing?
Just looking thru her stories last 24 hours she’s posted several with drink in hand so to then launch a documentary about alcoholism and how it’s affected her feel like it’s totally missed the mark?!

 

[Traveler001]

I literally couldn't cope with this. Im 11 weeks pregnant and already so dissapointed I have to share this experience with the mental case that is Lauren Goodger. I just couldn't handle having to do this with Vicky too. I know this sounds so irrational but she would just make it all about her!

It’s not really comparable that you’re pregnant though, cos whatever you’re going through is nothing compared to what Vicky will go through. Her bump will be bigger, her morning sickness worse, her labour will be longer. Sorry, you just have no idea what she’s going through!

 

[geordiegirl]

MammyP has put ‘well done’ on his post

well done?? Such a odd thing to say

Yeah that’s v strange! I hadn’t spotted that

Reckon they already knew as it was all
Discussed before they went.

Oh deffo especially as the jewellers have dropped her in it by saying they both designed it… how embarrassing having to plan your own thing

 

[Stephie]

I follow her to track my menstrual cycle. The dog shit bag pics. Tips on which filters to use to look fuck all like you really do. And I'm waiting in anticipation to see Little Legs propose

 

[Stephie]

She only ever does these when they’re on holiday and he must’ve threatened to leave before they went

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What's with the 'Mine Mine Mine'. Who on earth would want the little legged, Turkey teef'd, dull as fuck freeloader.

Love how VP is clearly thirdwheeling with him and his DJ mate

 

[LaraQ]

God game jessy besoin has a lot to answer for for bringing this bloody tongue thing back! Ugh put it away you hideous toad.

And upon reading some more of the comments from the DM, here are some of the best (IMO).

"Audrey Hepgurn".Dying.

 

[atomic]

I just tried that baby girl filter myself and HOLY SHIT. I am unrecognisable! I actually burst out laughing because my face looked utterly ridiculous. I actually feel sorry for her if she feels like she cannot post a picture of herself without using it.

 

[Lilo and Stich]

Stop buying followers then you daft cow

 

[Norfolking Good]

Why would anyone want to force an engagement. A girl I knew did this and sulked until he did it.
She got the big wedding and he is miserable still. No one should be bullied into such a massive legally binding decision so I hope he sticks to his guns if he doesn’t want it.

 

[RunningMum]

I think the wonderful 'Cupid Creative' trolled the z listers this year. Vicky got that bizarre and awful 'greatest love story' book spread (I still can't type it without laughing). Sam Faiers got a cardboard cut out of a Parisian street! It's literally made my day seeing how desperate they are to show how much their men love them - with freebie cardboard cut outs !

Roll on Easter !

 

[ASAnigel]

I’d be so fucked off if I’d paid for a spa day and that dickhead was walking round with their phone out filming everything or having me in the background without my permission.

 

[merlot]

Is that her "hard day" getting shit injected in her face??
What a wuss needing numbing cream for that!

She's had bigger pricks than that shoved in her face.

 

[RandomSpy]

How is her hair blonde in one pic then totally brunette in the other… plus did we really need a close up lying in his lap
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How can she think people actually believe she looks like she does in picture 1? The reality is a greying, receding hairline, tiny little pig eyes, and her nose is twice the width in real life...
But you keep slapping on the filters wishing you actually looked like this. Grow up! How absolutely unashamedly desperate.

 

[ASAnigel]

She’s so obviously going to blame her dads alcoholism for her unhealthy relationship with alcohol and say that’s why she ended up on Geordie Shore and was so awful. She’ll say she thought that type of behaviour was normal bla bla bla. She’s so desperate to erase her life on gshore so next best thing is to come up with an excuse for it all.
She’s so predictable

 

[WeefBellington]

Love how she’s disregarded GS .. she’s basically living the same life .. drinks like a fish, aggressive, house is a shit hole. Eats nothing but gifted food.. she’s such a hypocritical tramp it’s unreal.. I really do wish she would fuck off with her fat gurn jaw and shite nails .. as she would say, scruffy bastard