How does a statue eat fig rolls
How does a statue eat fig rollsI don’t have that issue since I’m a statue and the goddess of beauty.
I inhale them.How does a statue eat fig rolls
Or the birthday messages for their dead relatives "happy birthday nanny you would have been 100 today! I hope you're having a great time in heaven.Exactly thisand fb posts written to the child, even though they’re 4 and clearly can’t read nor are they on fb. And don’t get me started on Facebook posts to people wishing their child a happy birthday for the same reasons!
but I do have a toaster I just don’t like my toast to be proper toasty, warm soggy bread is bestYou could have just said you don’t have a toaster
Like a duck?but I do have a toaster I just don’t like my toast to be proper toasty, warm soggy bread is best
See I always think this is pointless performance parenting. Ooooh look at me everyone, I’m a great mummy and I definitely love my kid because I said it on Facebook. It’s not as if eight year old Leila-Joanne is going to log into Facebook and see the post is she."Look at my little darling doesn't she look beautiful!!Starting Year 4 today! I'm so proud of you baby girl. I love you to the moon and back. "
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I was going to say that but thought I should stop myself from getting even more rage thinking about itOr the birthday messages for their dead relatives "happy birthday nanny you would have been 100 today! I hope you're having a great time in heaven." Nanny can't read Facebook from her grave darling.
do you just put the bread in the toaster then ping it back up again straight awaybut I do have a toaster I just don’t like my toast to be proper toasty, warm soggy bread is best
Pretty much. Any longer than 20 seconds and it’s game over. Must have no colour or any toastinessdo you just put the bread in the toaster then ping it back up again straight away
I’m with you on this one! Warm breadMy food related unpopular opinion is that toasty toast is fucking disgusting. Warm bread with no colour is where it’s at
Might as well just eat it straight from the bagPretty much. Any longer than 20 seconds and it’s game over. Must have no colour or any toastiness
bread and butter thenPretty much. Any longer than 20 seconds and it’s game over. Must have no colour or any toastiness
Not soggy enoughbread and butter then
O Bread connoisseur of Tattle, what is the best bread?Another bread related one. Warburtons is fucking minging absolutely terrible bread 0/10
I was thinking put it in the microwaveMight as well just eat it straight from the bag
Or on the radiator?I was thinking put it in the microwave
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