Twinsandme #39 Lies about surgery, mocks mental health, couldn’t care less how anyone felt

[MrsGahan]

Imagine her in crosshaven, she'll be so out of place there , she won't find any snickers trousers down there, imagine the make up caked on her, and all the girls sailing will be going around with minimal make up and prob in their sailing gear...

Is the summer of minding her poor mother over??

 

[Frilly Milly]

Is the summer of minding her poor mother over??

Yeah, she's bate out.....

 

[Sleep_deprived]

Is the summer of minding her poor mother over??

it never started…

 

[MrsGahan]

Yeah, she's bate out.....

Christ summer flew by. I better order some oil

 

[instanotfamous]

I’ve had to do a name change but was on here a lot before and never stopped following, sure the summer of minding her mam flew by and didn’t she say she has another wedding this weekend?

 

[TeaAndABun]

Yeah, she's bate out.....

It's your typical Irish Summer..A day and a half!

 

[TikToc]

She'll fit right in with the "bleeping youcht crowd" omg

 

[TeaAndABun]

Yacht race??? HeHaw HeHaw...I am such a donkey.I thought they said shot race?? I've my Marc Jacubs handbag from me hols rattling with a bottle of sambucca,a naggin of Smirnoff and six cans of Bud to cleanse my parrot.Maybe one of these hunzos has a bottle opener I can borrow.Heeere love,you on the boat..you're awful pale..do you want a rub of me BeUtiful bronzer..never mind the brush.. it'll do you no harm!! (Scratches inflamed nose and chin frantically)

 

[Haymac]

What i can't get over is her driving 40 mins each way to get her tan from home?!! Like wtaf.. couldn't she have ran into a chemist somewhere. This one is Burkey the 2nd .. any chance to dump them on the mother and get up the road on her own .. she must have the tank full of green diesel coz she's never off the road!

What i can't get over is her driving 40 mins each way to get her tan from home?!! Like wtaf.. couldn't she have ran into a chemist somewhere. This one is Burkey the 2nd .. any chance to dump them on the mother and get up the road on her own .. she must have the tank full of green diesel coz she's never off the road!

HOLD THE PHONE!!!!! Mejoolie has a big date tomorrow night !!!!

 

[Howareyahun]

What i can't get over is her driving 40 mins each way to get her tan from home?!! Like wtaf.. couldn't she have ran into a chemist somewhere. This one is Burkey the 2nd .. any chance to dump them on the mother and get up the road on her own .. she must have the tank full of green diesel coz she's never off the road!

There's a chemist in Cloyne and plenty in Midleton.

 

[Pollyannah]

What i can't get over is her driving 40 mins each way to get her tan from home?!! Like wtaf.. couldn't she have ran into a chemist somewhere. This one is Burkey the 2nd .. any chance to dump them on the mother and get up the road on her own .. she must have the tank full of green diesel coz she's never off the road!

Sure she drove from Cork to Meath to see a dentist, no where is too far for Julie

 

[teeteebee]

If she just nipped into the chemist beside her she’d have had to pay for it!!!

 

[Bulmers]

Yacht race??? HeHaw HeHaw...I am such a donkey.I thought they said shot race?? I've my Marc Jacubs handbag from me hols rattling with a bottle of sambucca,a naggin of Smirnoff and six cans of Bud to cleanse my parrot.Maybe one of these hunzos has a bottle opener I can borrow.Heeere love,you on the boat..you're awful pale..do you want a rub of me BeUtiful bronzer..never mind the brush.. it'll do you no harm!! (Scratches inflamed nose and chin frantically)

The cursing out of her, no yachtie or decent human being would listen to that language out if her,

 

[Beavana]

The cursing out of her, no yachtie or decent human being would listen to that language out if her,

There is that (awful/ however apt phrase) any port in a storm

 

[TikToc]

There is that (awful/ however apt phrase) any port in a storm

Not in Crosser. I'm down here now at my son's and she would stick out like a sore abscess

 

[Thehillshaveeyes]

YOUCHT

 

[MrsGahan]

Not in Crosser. I'm down here now at my son's and she would stick out like a sore abscess

Plus she’d need captions as nobody would understand a word!!

 

[Memaw]

So the mother is on strong pain killers but yet can drive even after major surgery less than 4 weeks ago. Can go braless dig holes and only go now for special bras. Very strange recovery

 

[Bulmers]

Not in Crosser. I'm down here now at my son's and she would stick out like a sore abscess

100% I sailed in that competition previously and she'd be avoided

 

[Booboo68]

So the mother is on strong pain killers but yet can drive even after major surgery less than 4 weeks ago. Can go braless dig holes and only go now for special bras. Very strange recovery

And drink like a sailor