I hope she's disinfected it don't forget it was hanging in the kitchen of doomCheryl's easily pleased bless
Trim with Tan #8 Bro’s goin’ int’ army tans goin’ barmy and her house is still so griiiimy
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This is what Chris is getting for valentines 
the writing is so wonky and the font inconsistent....it doesnt even make sense
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Tekaway enroute, something cold in my glass and I'm sure Tan can relate to this little lady. I know I can. Fully in holiday mood now until a week weds 
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The words could ring true in lots of waysThis is what Chris is getting for valentines
Tan had a few tins before she did that ! Or she was stoned - must be the reason it’s so wonkyThis is what Chris is getting for valentines
Omfg they reefs £30 for a half and £50 for full one that’s bleeping a disgrace I wouldn’t even pay £4.99 for that tit. There like something brought out your loft from the 80s and of course her wee mammy has to buy one
"April sends lots of french kisses on valentines day" bleeping hell! I knew she snogged that dog!!!
bleeping hell! I knew she snogged that dog!!!Happy Valentarns day maloofs 
I wonder if she charges her Mum the full prarrrce, knowing Tan she’d probably insist on sending it tracked porrstage for an extra £25Omfg they reefs £30 for a half and £50 for full one that’s bleeping a disgrace I wouldn’t even pay £4.99 for that tit. There like something brought out your loft from the 80s and of course her wee mammy has to buy one
She’s awfy quiet today she must be getting plenty frenchies off April 
not even announced who won her giveaway - maybe she’s used it hahahaha who am I kidding she would need to google how to use the stuff 
she’s probably had a massive tekaway long gone are the days of her lovely romantic homemade on plan Valentine meal now it’s a greasy tekaway slobbing in her honking pjs n dressing gown, greasy hair picking her hooter with they awful nails oh that’s right that’s tan everyday maloofs 
not even announced who won her giveaway - maybe she’s used it hahahaha who am I kidding she would need to google how to use the stuff she’s probably had a massive tekaway long gone are the days of her lovely romantic homemade on plan Valentine meal now it’s a greasy tekaway slobbing in her honking pjs n dressing gown, greasy hair picking her hooter with they awful nails oh that’s right that’s tan everyday maloofs Poor April having to get kisses off Tan
Tan kissing anyone she would melt their faces
No romance in the Carter household she still crafting
They look like a choking hazard! The cards you can buy are much nicer. Everything she does looks like cheap shite
She must take her inspiration from Gammons
She needs to clean the poor wee things face, inbetween her folds looks filthy! Our dog has issues with runny eyes so we clean under her eyes every day with water wipes or a damp cloth, takes about 30 secs ffs. I suppose we can’t really expect our Tan to clean the dog when she can’t even clean herself tho! Hope uz boyz get regular baths...
You never hear her say anything about bathing the boys they seem to be in PJ's everyday .
but no time to ome skewl us boyz
she will be loving the fact it's half term this week...an excuse to be lazier than she already is
Talking of which there was a feature on “This Morning” there on MLM schemes ! Quite timeous given it’s English school week and so a warning for any potential “recruits”.
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