Trim with tan #5 the grim reeker of Burnley, nasty gases smelly blew poor belle away

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wotdidijustwatch

lexiloo said:
Don't watch todays vlog if you're eating, not only is she rank as ever she's almost snogging the dog!!!
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Thats no way to talk about Chris.....

Spam is ok but nothing I would choose to buy. Is it full of fat? Lean bacon would have a better option.

Can't be arsed walking the dog? Well be fucking arsed Tan even little dogs need their exercise as do you!
 
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lexiloo

she clearly just slobs around on the sofa or in the garden all day everyday which is why she's always tired and yawning, her house is a filth pit, she's so dirty she needs a jet wash and yet she has all the time in the world to correct that yet chooses to be lazy, I can only imagine the stench that hits you as you walk through that house, pits, bits and sweaty tits!
 
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Sweetcheeks28

Pits, bits and sweaty tits but it’s so true
 
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monga

Next thread title
 
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Rosieposey

I bet that Sofa absolutely hums. The amount of lolling around they all do but mainly grim in their manly Pjs it will absolutely reek
 
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Sweetcheeks28

Is it just me but we know they cunts read on here but if I was grim and got run to the gutter about my hygiene and boggin house I’d get the finger out and spruce myself up abit clean my house but no she gets worse chins gets called on her so called weight loss and gets fatter is it just me I’d be like fuck yous cuntos I’ll prove you all wrong then again honking hole and lard arse love the attention on here
 
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lexiloo

so tea "were gonna be pork loins, veg and new potatoes" but she managed to burn the new potatoes....the tinned spuds that just require a bit of heating up.....she burnt so this was tea.....any wonder she's not excited by her food? that pork looks like a chuffing tongue

 
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NoseyRosey

No wonder Chris tried to encourage her to get a takeaway......I think if it was between pats baps and that tasteless dry monstrosity I’d have to go for a belly buster
 
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Rosieposey

Just what I came to say! Burnt, tinned tats should have had a kebab T
 
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Disneylover

Looks vile as usual, who the fuck burns tinned spuds . God, she gets worse with every videooooh. Someone commented in the star gazing one about April being off the lead so young, she said she puts her back on the lead if a dog comes, then someone said dogs are quick, so Tan bites back saying then I’ll pick her up. She’s a fucking know it all, we don’t have a dog so I’m no expert (unlike Tan) but April has only been going out for a couple of weeks and she’s tiny, she does look too young to be off the lead and the person who commented was right, big dogs move fast. Of course, knobhead knows better. I’m just waiting for the vlog with her whinging her arse off saying April got attacked by another dog. She’s just won’t be told will she
 
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wotdidijustwatch

Would be fine with home made roast potatoes, carrots, peas and a bit gravy....they way I would serve chops. That looks so dry
 
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lexiloo

wotdidijustwatch said:
Would be fine with home made roast potatoes, carrots, peas and a bit gravy....they way I would serve chops. That looks so dry
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yep, I love them roasted with veg as a tray bake and gravy or slow cooked with gravy and over mash mmmmm she just kills food, id lose weight if she were cooking my meals as id not want to eat any of it
 
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lexiloo

I see it was poached eggs on cheese and toast again, she's put me rarrrt off a porrched egg ma loves, the thought of them with that floury grated cheese makes me quite queasy
 
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Disneylover

lexiloo said:
I see it was poached eggs on cheese and toast again, she's put me rarrrt off a porrched egg ma loves, the thought of them with that floury grated cheese makes me quite queasy
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She must be sick of the bloody eggs, they look fucking terrible as well
 
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Girl next door

No wonder Chris wants a ‘tekeway’ all the bloody time. Who the actual fcuk would want to eat her dinners. She literally puts zero effort into her meals. It’s the same old shit everyday. Tinned bloody potatoes, tinned veg and a dry piece of meat with no seasoning
And she calls herself a nutritionist!!!!!!!!! Yeah ok my loof
 
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Rosieposey

Disneylover said:
Yeah exactly, I like a pork steak myself but I make more effort than Tan and it sounds like you do too
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Cooking an egg properly is making more effort than Tan those embarrassing blobs she serves on a cheese mountain
 
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wotdidijustwatch

We did a breakfast order at work today....some local cafes are doing delivery only....and someone ordered spam, egg and sausage on a muffin (muffin, barm...bap...im northern) but i thought Tan had got a job at my place at first
 
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Slimwizard

lexiloo said:
I see it was poached eggs on cheese and toast again, she's put me rarrrt off a porrched egg ma loves, the thought of them with that floury grated cheese makes me quite queasy
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I would never consider putting cheese with poached eggs, or is that just me?
 
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