It is the lamp that keeps sending me westThat's what he thinks of me and anyone else that challenges him so I would have if I was silly enough to give him the engagement.
Can he also not just go for a walk like normal people? Why does he have to 'get his steps in'?
He's not giving that lamp away is he
I’ve noticed he is taking his toaster and airfryer and not getting new; fucking Povvo.I also spotted this for our Boss Babe... Do you think he's having a brand new one for his office? Will his expensive motivational pens make the cut and move with him? Will his Snide Relox make the move across town, smuggled up his arse hole for its own safety on its perilous journey? So many questions.
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“My hiking clothes” - went on one holiday in a rented camper and we have had hours of entertainment including claims of buying a campervan, building a house in Scotland and now, most outrageous at all, the claim that he is a hiker.Selling clothes and shoes now... Are you cash poor John?
Not exactly a salesman though. Selling a leather jacket with tags on because he 'hates' it. And laughably thinks he's got great style and taste.
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There’s nothing to stop him taking some pride in his appearance and wear some of those clothes/shoes/boots. He’s just a lazy scruff slob who can’t be bothered dressing nice. He can’t be bothered making the effort for himself. He’s rather play nursery schools, writing numbers to people and crossing off dates. None his his books, cold showers,It's not lost on me that the reality of last night is that he's no girlfriend, goes nowhere and when he does, it's a coffee when dog walking at most - in dog walk clothes. He's basically living in dog walk clothes and trainers at this point.
Proper Billy No mates and no plans. That is the real TMPK
Weirdly, hadn’t mentioned it once. ALMOST as if he was talking out of his arse. Sold all his stuff for cash, and now going to sell his clothes off too - he’s also going to drive an old banger once the lease on his car is up. But he’s definitely very successful.Ive been AWOL for a few weeks as John has bored the absolute s**t out of me.
Any updates on the house he will be renting out? Has he chosen his kitchen and flooring for this one too?
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