TMPK #10 TMPK rebrand - Tiresome, Morose, Pretentious, Knucklehead

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He’s helped “ hundreds of thousands across continents’…..
Jesus does he ever listen back to what he claims?!!
 
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To say I RAN here when I saw he was delivering his own Vinted parcels! What on earth is going on with his business?!

As for the messiah complex - this is all standard procedure after he’s had a setback. Starts trying to massage the ego probably to avoid the reality of the situation he’s in. Ditto the haters comments. Like clockwork.

No name on the comment, nor on the photo, but hey who’s keeping receipts. He certainly isn’t. Not shown himself for a while either nor his meals. Started packing it on again JTC? No house updates forthcoming either…still sleeping on the couch.
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His amazing customer service skills continue to attract the great reviews.
 

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Why do people fall for his twattery?
Asking for me. I genuinely don't get his appeal.
A Fat fella with no qualifications, a hideous attitude and a god complex. Baffled.
 
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I think the house hold up is due to the lack of life insurance. Most mortgage companies state this is compulsory, especially for first time buyers.
Personally, I don’t believe that he couldn’t get life insurance, more that he couldn’t get it as cheap as he wanted it so it was easier to throw his toys out of the pram, behave like a child and go off on a tangent about it.
So I’d say he’s going to need all that extra revenue to pay his extortionate monthly life insurance costs, what a shame 🤣
 
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I don’t think life insurance is compulsory tbh. I think there’s something more to it, not just the insurance. Perhaps they’ve looked into his finances a bit more. The man is a relentless liar, there’s every chance he’s done the same with the bank.
 
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How much does he love himself tonight because someone has told him they've lost five stone in six months?!
His reaction to the big weightloss was so OTT that if he was a kebab he'd have eaten himself.
She did the work J not you. Now he's claiming it like he coached her the big knobber. And all this showing off is done whilst he drops off his vinted parcels 🤣🤣🤣
Are you poor John?
Once again, John is not only a Bad Liar but remains thick as duck.

Why would anyone spend money on this expensive new coaching programme you are pushing when you are making a big deal about someone allegedly losing five stone in six months WITHOUT your coaching. Because let’s be honest, you’ve done duck all but moan, fail and eat for the last six months.

On the most basic level, he does not know how to run a business which is why are we at Vinted parcels and desperate money grabs.
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I think the house hold up is due to the lack of life insurance. Most mortgage companies state this is compulsory, especially for first time buyers.
Personally, I don’t believe that he couldn’t get life insurance, more that he couldn’t get it as cheap as he wanted it so it was easier to throw his toys out of the pram, behave like a child and go off on a tangent about it.
So I’d say he’s going to need all that extra revenue to pay his extortionate monthly life insurance costs, what a shame 🤣
I mostly agree with this however I couldn’t get life insurance at all for years, let alone a mortgage as I was seen as a liability (I was) despite a good job etc. I think you are on the money about his using this as a starting point for the Big Back-out we are waiting for.

This is the subject I don’t get into too much because I end up angry due to his complete irresponsibility on this matter. He refuses to accept the consequences of his own actions. He is still drinking despite his claims - it takes one to know one John, that video trying to prove a point last night was another red flag. Every second that man isn’t drinking, he is holding on for dear life because he refuses to actually deal with anything and lives in complete denial and fantasy. He is absolutely miserable and is so narcissistic and obsessed with what others think of his, he will never get well because he’s too busy trying to convince everyone just how well he is. I’d feel sorry for him if he wasn’t such a bleep. He is such a pathetic victim, it’s embarrassing.

I am not whiteknuckling my life. I don’t even think about alcohol anymore, even if I’m out and people are drinking, it doesn’t register. It’s just not a “thing” in my life anymore. I’m happy, have a lovely life, job and people in it. I am on Tattle for people like John - the abusers and the scammers in the hope that people who are victims see Tattle and can make more informed decisions. That is my truth John - I wonder what yours truly is? Aside from that, Tattle is fun and despite our bad rep, I’ve got a lot of affection for people on here, you are a cool, smart bunch.
 
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He’s helped “ hundreds of thousands across continents’…..
Jesus does he ever listen back to what he claims?!!
But posts 2 womens weight loss photos a year, surely he would have hundreds of thousands to post 🤣🤣.
What a knob
 
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He’s probably inflated his monthly income on the mortgage application. And had to sell his belongings to keep that income coming in whilst the sale completes. He’s got nothing left to sell now so let’s see how this goes down with the mortgage company. Imagine being that much of a loser! It must hurt.

I don’t think life insurance is compulsory tbh. I think there’s something more to it, not just the insurance. Perhaps they’ve looked into his finances a bit more. The man is a relentless liar, there’s every chance he’s done the same with the bank.
 
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Once again, John is not only a Bad Liar but remains thick as duck.

Why would anyone spend money on this expensive new coaching programme you are pushing when you are making a big deal about someone allegedly losing five stone in six months WITHOUT your coaching. Because let’s be honest, you’ve done duck all but moan, fail and eat for the last six months.

On the most basic level, he does not know how to run a business which is why are we at Vinted parcels and desperate money grabs.
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I mostly agree with this however I couldn’t get life insurance at all for years, let alone a mortgage as I was seen as a liability (I was) despite a good job etc. I think you are on the money about his using this as a starting point for the Big Back-out we are waiting for.

This is the subject I don’t get into too much because I end up angry due to his complete irresponsibility on this matter. He refuses to accept the consequences of his own actions. He is still drinking despite his claims - it takes one to know one John, that video trying to prove a point last night was another red flag. Every second that man isn’t drinking, he is holding on for dear life because he refuses to actually deal with anything and lives in complete denial and fantasy. He is absolutely miserable and is so narcissistic and obsessed with what others think of his, he will never get well because he’s too busy trying to convince everyone just how well he is. I’d feel sorry for him if he wasn’t such a bleep. He is such a pathetic victim, it’s embarrassing.

I am not whiteknuckling my life. I don’t even think about alcohol anymore, even if I’m out and people are drinking, it doesn’t register. It’s just not a “thing” in my life anymore. I’m happy, have a lovely life, job and people in it. I am on Tattle for people like John - the abusers and the scammers in the hope that people who are victims see Tattle and can make more informed decisions. That is my truth John - I wonder what yours truly is? Aside from that, Tattle is fun and despite our bad rep, I’ve got a lot of affection for people on here, you are a cool, smart bunch.
I've the utmost respect for you. Precisely because you own that period of your life and you have put in the work to understand it and move forward with honesty and successfully. You don't hide or shy away from it like JtC. You have integrity and he never ever will.

Let's imagine that he has agreed a house purchase. That he needs and indeed secured a mortgage. The choices he's made for inside finishing would never have been approved for install without his paperwork being in order. Life insurance isn't a must have for a mortgage but a lender may insist on it - but that only brings me back to the building company wouldn't have proceeded at all without the funds being in place up front.
I think his lender suggested income protection and he applied. We know the underwriter said no based upon attending AA. I've another question. How did he prove his income that he's trying to protect? Those mysterious bank statements he threatened to show and never did on the infamous lives?! He needs a steady source of revenue to prove income and his is anything but steady. Sporadic at best. That's profit, not steady income. So he's pushing his shoddy wares but take up is limited and tbh - how many crApp users will renew at year end? Books and tupperware are one time purchases. His attitude stinks which limits the reach for his new sales.
He's basically self sabotaging right now.

Top tip JtC. Good jobs as an employee come with full sick pay and life insurance. Hope that helps.
 
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I’ve had a stroke trying to read some of his responses to the Q&A. duck me.
Anyone following his method of “coaching” is going to up a friendless, cold monster like him.

Struggle with anxiety? - mine was the worst EVAH (Jodie Marsh ref there for my crossover babes) - just pull yourself together!

Need support? - duck OTHER PEOPLE. Just do things to spite them, eat your young, etc,

Struggle with motivation? - Just man up and get on with it.

And so on, and so forth…..only absolute lunatics will be signing up for this. It’s so aggressive and nasty but also not remotely useful. He has no idea how to coach, or the cycles of change etc.

This sort of stuff is dangerously, especially when he seems to be aiming it at those with alcohol or health issues. He could end up killing someone and I am sick of the amount of times I’ve said it on this thread.
 
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Anyone following his method of “coaching” is going to up a friendless, cold monster like him.

Struggle with anxiety? - mine was the worst EVAH (Jodie Marsh ref there for my crossover babes) - just pull yourself together!

Need support? - duck OTHER PEOPLE. Just do things to spite them, eat your young, etc,

Struggle with motivation? - Just man up and get on with it.

And so on, and so forth…..only absolute lunatics will be signing up for this. It’s so aggressive and nasty but also not remotely useful. He has no idea how to coach, or the cycles of change etc.

This sort of stuff is dangerously, especially when he seems to be aiming it at those with alcohol or health issues. He could end up killing someone and I am sick of the amount of times I’ve said it on this thread.
His cold shower regime is a great example of this. One of those dodgy online coaches he hired to stop him drinking made him do them. The hard 75 wanted it too. So he pushed and pushed it onto others, and even added it in his crApp habits. A follower asked him to take care due to health concerns and cold water impact on these types of people and he told her to get to duck despite her medical background (she's a reviewer on trustpilot).
In the last few weeks a significant amount of research has been published about cold water and it's benefits but also about the dangers too. It's not something to do without care. And he wasn't having that. No woman tells him what to do, despite their specialist knowledge.
So I fully agree. Snake oil salesman and a dangerous one.
 
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I don’t think life insurance is compulsory tbh. I think there’s something more to it, not just the insurance. Perhaps they’ve looked into his finances a bit more. The man is a relentless liar, there’s every chance he’s done the same with the bank.
Yeah, it’s not legally compulsory but some lenders do request that it’s in place, especially if you’re a first time buyer. As we know this man doesn’t like to take no for an answer and other people narrowing his choices and dictating what he can and can’t have will be driving him potty 🤣
 
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Had to go look at his advice! - they are either wrong, dangerous pieces of advice (personally having been hospitalised with herniated discs he is insulting what debilitating back pain is like)or so badly typed have to decode what he actually means! His flippant responses could cause physical and mental harm.

He is a prime example as to why the internet really needs policing. I actually don’t know anyone as dumb as him!
 

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He always refers to the bloke with no legs on the treadmill! It's amazing granted, but we have never seen JTC run on a treadmill with 2 legs, so what's his excuse?
 
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He says he hates cardio so doesn’t do it in the gym as walks the dogs!
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Not sure standing in a carpark or throwing sticks counts tho!
 
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John only uses the machines in the gym where he can use the lightest possible weight and sit on his arse. I would pay good money to see him attempt to waddle run on a treadmill 😂
 
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“I don’t really have a sweet tooth, or have a lot of chocolate”

He is absolutely bleeping mad. Delusional. Pathological liar. He is charging money to advise on nutrition and he can’t identify the gallons of sugar in his diet? Mother of God.

Over 625 calories on a snack. That is ridiculous. The average person will put on weight with his “plan” never mind the disordered eating and toxic thinking.
 
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It is genuinely making me wretch how much sugar and chemicals are in that ‘snack’. “Rather than having a bowlful of chocolate” - a bowl of chocolate?? How is an incredibly sweet, 625 calorie snack ‘sustainable’? This guy wants to give 1 to 1 training. No house update.
 
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He hasn’t mentioned the house for a while right? I think it’s going to be the same as the motorbike all talk, complete obsession which then vanishes into thin air.
 
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