Tim Tracker #85 2 guys, 16 wieners

[Quasimodo]

I wonder what the neighbors think of the Bojos. I bet the neighborhood kids have created scary stories to tell about Ginn during sleepovers.
"She's the greasy lady who barely leaves the house and doesn't drive and looks like she hasn't bathed since 2002 and her fake laughs will haunt you in your dreams!! If you look her in her beady eyes, you will be shadowbanned from LIFE. She eats fried children, bones and all, when she's not busy making sure they get their fingers burned first, and frequently gets their bones stuck in her teeth."

 

[Caramadden0404]

Few quick observations from this video:
Dim says J$ loves to bake, must be part of Stanny's preschool "education" (nothing wrong with baking with kids but this is not something a traditional teacher does).
Larry's cousin Gary, is still around I'm the corner of the playroom/junk room.
J$ has far too many toys and appears to be over stimulated, he is making messes and I know when my kids were little someone told me to take out half of their toys, store them away and rotate them every 6 months, J$ needs kids his age to play with and not more crap, Dim and Gin are feeding him crap to show their love instead of real love.
J$ is wearing the same shirt even while mommy dearest photographs him at the dentist.
They still have J$ Mamaroo in his room, couldn't store this away for the next "miracle?"
J$ was acting like a completely normal 2 year old, telling Dim to get up from his desperately needed "break" and kicking him, instead of redirecting him, Dim continues to just film, I'm here for J$ giving them a hard time!
Gin acts like we are all sad she hasn't been in the videos.
These two just annoy me.

 

[Artoo Detoo]

Road trip idea for Tim - he needs both

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[Caramadden0404]

Why does Dim do the idiot slack jaw? It isn't cute. He looks like the kid snatched his dentures just before he started licking the fridge or whatever he's doing.

I can not stand that open mouth smile thing either, the lady from EECC travels does the same thing.

The Slackers in the summer: it's too hot!!!
The Slackers in the 'winter': it's too cold!!!

Then why aren't they traveling to more comfortable climates in the summer. I live in MI and we know quite a few others who live in FL in the winter months and MI in the summer months. There are a lot of cool things to do in the midwest this time of year, this isn't rocket science.

 

[Quasimodo]

Dim also sounds so dramatic and hyperbolic - “EVERY SINGLE TIME I GO TO THE PARKS I ALWAYS SEE SOMEONE THROWING UP OR BEING CARRIED AWAY ON A STRETCHER!!!”

*Every* single time, Dim?

 

[mjm9]

Does anyone know their flexing travel schedule?

D23 is September 9 - 11 in Anaheim.
That means a visit to DL.
Will Jackson be subjected to Gadget’s Go Coaster again?

2 cruises on the Wish, but I don’t know which months.

Any other travel plans?

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From this ......(Jan. 2022)

To THIS.......(in just six - seven months)
(courtesy of @Quasimodo)

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Does anyone know their flexing travel schedule?

D23 is September 9 - 11 in Anaheim.
That means a visit to DL.
Will Jackson be subjected to Gadget’s Go Coaster again?

2 cruises on the Wish, but I don’t know which month.

Any other travel plans?

I believe the Wish is in the first week or so in August. For people who complain how hot it is, I think it's dumb to go on a cruise in August. Where it's going to be hotter than the surface of the sun.

Gadget's Go Coaster is closed. It closed with Toon Town and apparently it's supposed to be reimagined? I don't keep up on DL refurbs all too much.

Halloween Wish cruise....so that's probably October.

 

[mjm9]

I believe the Wish is in the first week or so in August. For people who complain how hot it is, I think it's dumb to go on a cruise in August. Where it's going to be hotter than the surface of the sun.

Gadget's Go Coaster is closed. It closed with Toon Town and apparently it's supposed to be reimagined? I don't keep up on DL refurbs all too much.

Halloween Wish cruise....so that's probably October.

I knew I could count on you, @xmasbdaygirl, for the latest 411!

I forgot Toon Town is closed to make room for Mickey n Minnie’s Runaway Railroad.
Whew. Jackson gets a reprieve!

So it’s.....
August - the Wish
September - D23
October - Halloween on the Wish

 

[Quasimodo]

I'd be surprised if they even are aware re: ToonTown being closed (until they're reminded by reading here - hello, you fucks). They'll get to DL and as usual complain about how it's too cold and too crowded and then *surprisepikachuface* that ToonTown is closed and they might have to, oh I don't know, take the kid on Astro Orbiter instead (you know, cause the kid wants to be an astronaut according to Dimster, while he does his side hustle jobs as chef, baker, gymnast, NBA player, National Poet Laureate, professional ventriloquist, UN ambassador, etc).

Meanwhile I'll have to suppress the urge to want to slap Dim every time he thinks he's making an original or funny joke about the size of our castle, and every time he verbally says "DCA" instead of California Adventure.

 

[JL7791]

What a useless hoooome vlooooog!!

J$ is definitely turning into a little tit, and I love it! Why is Dim surprised that kids like to run in circles? Who cares that he bought the stupid ball pit balls from Target because Wal-Mart didn't have them and Amazon cancelled his order??

How many more toys does J$ need? When are they going to hire Gordon Ramsay to give him private cooking lessons because it's his current favorite thing to do?.

Actually I would want Gordon there so he can do the idiot sandwich meme on Ginn.

 

[hcslacs]

The fun times on Gadget Go Coaster got me thinking. I’m not sure how fast he’s growing but I’d say he’s like 6-9 months away from the next milestone of 40”? And that’s a big one.

I can’t imagine the pressure they’re going to put on him to ride those rides.

That could be the top tier Patreon content. Buddy’s first ride on Thunder Mtn! Buddy’s first ride on Tower of Terror! Buddy’s first ride on Dinosaur!!

I bet all those creepers that comment that they could watch sweet, little Buddy all day would pay top dollar for that.

 

[Commobore]

What a useless hoooome vlooooog!!

J$ is definitely turning into a little tit, and I love it! Why is Dim surprised that kids like to run in circles? Who cares that he bought the stupid ball pit balls from Target because Wal-Mart didn't have them and Amazon cancelled his order??

How many more toys does J$ need? When are they going to hire Gordon Ramsay to give him private cooking lessons because it's his current favorite thing to do?.

Actually I would want Gordon there so he can do the idiot sandwich meme on Ginn.

Weirder still, doesn't Dim have siblings? I've never understood why he acts like an alien discovering humans for the first time with J$, like how baffled he was that kids don't come prepackaged with infinite wisdom and motor skills or that you actually have to, gasp, raise them.

 

[snazzynettyy48]

I just can’t get over the absolute UNGRATEFULNESS of Jen during the live. Do you know how many talented creators are out there that would do anything to receive the platform these two bozo’s got from mediocre editing and footage? She harps about how they are “good with their money” and “Jackson’s college is paid for”… yeah. Those are your viewers paying for that ma’am. Instead she bitterly expresses how she wishes they used ads and patreon, aka, literally telling their viewers she wishes they got more of their money. 30 vacations a year, a nanny, a paid for house, a Tesla, and money in the bank isn’t enough for you? The absolute entitlement of this woman is sickening. She sits on twitter and the lives and calls people out, gives them attitude, complains about everything they have to do. Sit down Jennifer. You are a spoiled brat and don’t appreciate the privileged life your viewers gave you.

Weirder still, doesn't Dim have siblings? I've never understood why he acts like an alien discovering humans for the first time with J$, like how baffled he was that kids don't come prepackaged with infinite wisdom and motor skills or that you actually have to, gasp, raise them.

Tim and Jen were notorious for being the hands off, absent aunt and uncle that only visited their niece and nephew for holidays with a cheap Walmart present and left to go out drinking. Seen many videos of it. They really didn’t want kids.

 

[leigh123]

Let’s not forget the Harmony Barbershop video will be coming out to save the channel. Does anyone know when it is scheduled ?

 

[Lankylamb]

Are they even going to D23?

Adam the woo is going and he was showing off some package he received recently from them with exclusive merch. If the track holes were going wouldn't they be flexing this merch now too?

 

[ERock11518]

Let’s not forget the Harmony Barbershop video will be coming out to save the channel. Does anyone know when it is scheduled ?

I want to say the 31st but I'm not positive.

 

[andreaob]

I follow Jen Lefforge who has Disney and lifestyle channels. She said today in stories that although her views are BETTER than last year she is making half the money. The trackers views have gone down and google is paying less.

I can't wait to watch them continue to break character as this unfolds. They have proven that they can't change with the times. They suck at tic tok, insta and shorts. This seems to be where the money is going.

Since when is begging for money okay? “Support” vloggers? Get a real job!

 

[Dillon21]

Why are they still brushing Jackson's teeth for him in the living room? I remember by that age by parents would stand over me while I did it myself to make sure I did it, as well, I was 2.5 years old. But I did the actual brushing IN THE BATHROOM sink.

I am not a parent, so that this for what it is. Why are they not using pencil and paper vs. computer programs to teach Jackson shapes and letters? All of us on this board did it that way and we turned out fine. Even though we all use technology now. There is still a need to learn how to actually hold a pen/pencil. Nothing wrong with technology, but I think they need to still teach him to use a real pencil at least and not a stupid wooden board with a "pencil" to make the shapes. Speaking of the wooden board and Jackson said he could not see it. I noticed he did use the board when he was a little calmer, but it seemed to me he still had issues.

I found it funny when Tim said Jackson made the muffins. Then he just mixed it. Which knowing 2.5 year olds, he probably wanted to mix for 10 seconds and then try to lick the spoon.

 

[leigh123]

Are they even going to D23?

Adam the woo is going and he was showing off some package he received recently from them with exclusive merch. If the track holes were going wouldn't they be flexing this merch now too?

I love that Adam (who after being banned from wdw years ago) is hosted song they are not !

 

[Dillon21]

Since when is begging for money okay? “Support” vloggers? Get a real job!

That is a good point. I will admit I used to like watching casino vlogs. Some of them would ask for money or people (mainly men if the host is a female and cute) would just send them money. Umm, no. Why would I send you MY money so YOU can gamble it away (or hopefully break even). I might as well just go to the casino and piss the money away (I used to watch as it was a form of escapism and figured watch them lose their money or the stupid people who sent them money. Opposite though, if they won, it could have been me winning $14,000 vs some online vlogger, but anyway).

Now if it was someone like Dan Bell who actually (if you enjoy his stuff) produces documentaries every few years (on top of his Dirty Room stuff). Then yeah, I can see supporting someone like Dan Bell who actually has a real skill in filmmaking. He also does Podcasts via Patron. Dan admitted YouTube does not pay enough to do the things he wants to do. So in his case I get why he does Patron. I don't pay for his. As I am not really a podcast person. His case I feel like you are getting alot for $5 a month if you decide to do it.