She almost....almost got considered for an upgrade to wifey for a while there I'd say, slow cooked mince for 2 hrs to make spag bol, then served that to sir for 2 days as his dinner, along with a side of cremated fries...but it all got too much for her, poor petal, couldn't possibly face cooking today, so salad it is. I mean she has her period, it only happens every single month from the time you're 13, how could she possibly expect to be anything other than horizontal during that time.
I'd say the ex-wife (or possibly still wife??) Is having the last laugh. Azhar you idiot, you left me for an absolute bimbo, who is incapable of boiling an egg, without needing a lie down afterwards. Jokes on you buddy
, best go ahead and order another take away after fasting all day