At least the mcgregor housecoats sellShe could get Erin to do the shouting if she felt out of place
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They eyelashes that she stuck on herself or something. She looks like Janice from the muppet show. All hanging down on one side. And the god send makeup sponges she doesn’t take her makeup off til she’s going to bed anyway. But trying to relay it back to she out in a few days standing in a room looking in the mirror at herself. A god send. And I see the boring ass decorations are going up again. I’m years since snap chat days. Her Xmas decor is so bland and trying too hard to copy brown Thomas etc. cheaply mind you. Nothing any year ever has been about the kids. Nothing fun and colourful. The tree is always tit. Then the table setup. Boring. Four miserable silver plates and those stupid bleeping zara lamps will be on it. The zara lamps are the new bags in a bag in a bag in a bag packing.
Who? Who came exactly? NO ONE, that’s who. Why you always lying Melly?!
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Oh good lord she is now putting on a Black Friday sale to try to flog all the tit she couldn’t get anyone to purchase in KV 
Making lots of new friends
I hope she reduces the ‘longewear’ in the Black Friday sale, it’s so hard to get hold of
It is a horrible trait in a person to be known as a liar. It screams lack of trust and honesty and we know this wan cant lie straight in her single slithery bed.
She is only doing her Black Fri sale cos she got the idea on here. She failed to drum up any interest in KV because she cant be arsed promoting her tit and thinks she is above everyone. Notions!!! She didnt tell anyone how much her crap was to buy so no draw for people to go in ffs!!!! Basic business sense. Are people supposed to read her mind?! Where she gets these notions I dont know, she dresses and acts like a cheap knacker. 4 days in KV eyefucking herself, the shame of it. Total money down the drain to keep Melly happy and out of the Old Mans hair. Major Fail babes.
She is a bleeping idiot. 2023 needs to be forgetting all about this old wan and her notions.
This would be really funny if it wasn’t so bloody tragic.
Setting up a full in-store room with a mirror and all her housecoats, so she could take more photographs of herself on her own.
Then back to HQ where she has time to ” style” the office while arranging her prison issue trackie tops yet again.
oh and I forgot the little glimpses of Christmas because she is so embarrassed about her studio apartment aka corporate sales garage
Setting up a full in-store room with a mirror and all her housecoats, so she could take more photographs of herself on her own.
Then back to HQ where she has time to ” style” the office while arranging her prison issue trackie tops yet again.
oh and I forgot the little glimpses of Christmas because she is so embarrassed about her studio apartment aka corporate sales garage
you make me crack up
It’s obvious she’s lying thanking her fans for coming to KV and making new friends buying a housecoat . But for the love of god could she please actually write a post like a native speaker of English? Capital letters in the wrong places just drive me crazy.
. But for the love of god could she please actually write a post like a native speaker of English? Capital letters in the wrong places just drive me crazy.
Not one “fan” tagged her?
Not one “fan” asked for a selfie??
Not one “fan” made a reel about their exclooooosive visit to the housecoat queen???
Not one “fan” asked for a selfie??
Not one “fan” made a reel about their exclooooosive visit to the housecoat queen???
That’s because they all got to know her!
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Nearly dropped my phone trying to switch it off quickly. Had she turned the camera around to show her eating it I’d have slapped it off the ground. Can’t stand her mouth. And her eating. No wonder she has nobody to go to dinner with is so spot onNo friends to go out to dinner with as she makes that noise when she eats
She eats with her mouth open
And tries to act sexy and she’s having an orgasm. When all I see is a huge mouth. Makes me want to vomit.She eats with her mouth open
She’s so different than everyone else being obsessed with Christmas
. Obsessed. Buying Christmas food placed on the shelf on all the shops for Christmas like. Amazing stuff. How original and different she is.