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Thanks to @Joannaem for most liked suggestion.
As ye were "Fuckers".
Recap. Swigs is still slithering around on the couch like an oily fish, eye bleeping herself on the daily using 140 filters and trying to flog the Chinese gaff coats. Still drinking her weight in booze and starting to look very old. Hair is still belonging to some one else as are the fake eyelashes. Holidays are on the cheap lately as she spends all her allowance on size 24 puffer coats. Hazard is still playing golf every other day but does show up for the Sunday Dundrum outing and to pay for lunch. The mother is sick but Melissa is ok with that in her own mind because she rarely goes near her so everything must be tickety boo. She does however mention her for content every now and again when she gets no attention from Insta or elsewhere. She hasn't thrown a strop in a while but we are hopeful soon as she has some sort of yoke thingy going on in KV this week that she is desperately trying to make a few quid from as she believes she is a legend in her own mind. She is not.
Still recommending shite on Netflix that no takes any notice of and pulling silly blowie faces cos she is just exxhhhaaawwwsssted.
Still can't spell or put a sentence together.
If I missed anything feel free to add.
Thanks to @Joannaem for most liked suggestion.
As ye were "Fuckers".
Recap. Swigs is still slithering around on the couch like an oily fish, eye bleeping herself on the daily using 140 filters and trying to flog the Chinese gaff coats. Still drinking her weight in booze and starting to look very old. Hair is still belonging to some one else as are the fake eyelashes. Holidays are on the cheap lately as she spends all her allowance on size 24 puffer coats. Hazard is still playing golf every other day but does show up for the Sunday Dundrum outing and to pay for lunch. The mother is sick but Melissa is ok with that in her own mind because she rarely goes near her so everything must be tickety boo. She does however mention her for content every now and again when she gets no attention from Insta or elsewhere. She hasn't thrown a strop in a while but we are hopeful soon as she has some sort of yoke thingy going on in KV this week that she is desperately trying to make a few quid from as she believes she is a legend in her own mind. She is not.
Still recommending shite on Netflix that no takes any notice of and pulling silly blowie faces cos she is just exxhhhaaawwwsssted.
Still can't spell or put a sentence together.
If I missed anything feel free to add.
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