I'll go be ye a free housecoat?Conversation at valet
Swigs: Hi guys. Do you know who I am?
Valet guy: Eh no
S: Right well I have this inKKredibly curated insta page where all these fuckers do whatever I say.....
V: Eh okaaay
S: Soooo yeah you guys need to scrub my top of the range jeep, watch out for the sick on the dashboard I got food poisoning from this restaurant where the counters were cheapo laminate so I caught some sort of bug but don’t worry my hubby will be suing them. Anyway yeah I’ll head on up to the vanilla pod where me and my kids will eat our 7th custom made pizza of the week because I’m way too important and busy to cook, and my kids will ignore me with their headphones on.
V: Eh no thanks you’re alright
S: Shur Gowan yill get loadsa business from these fuckers (Tullamore Swigs slips out)
V: Ok then (sick of listening)
S: InKKredible guys you subsequently won’t be sorry
Typo. I'll give you a free housecoatI'll go be ye a free housecoat?
She actually thinks she is ahead of the game with her little PSA !Yes some ‘High up in their position’ Doctors told her sugar daddy that Covid is highly contagious. WTAF. Is she really this dumb ?
Doesn’t social distance with neighbour friend, instascam colleagues, parents or the girls who pack her gifted housecoats. The woman is a prize fool.
Thankfully she knows a man - who played golf with 18 or 19 doctors (free Botox anyone) - who told the man - who then told Swigs (5 months later than the rest of the world) that Covid is a highly contagious, deadly disease and we all need to take responsibility for our actions to prevent its spread.
Stay home you silly, vacuous dose and skip the medical lecture.
Same ! That’s why she’s giving them away to the peasants.Laughing my head off at her stating that she found it hard to breathe in the masks that she's giving away with her housecoats and that she might go back to the cheap disposable ones instead
Another disposable item to join the Rolex and Seifs (very expensive) watch in jewellery heavens. Shur she doesn’t need to look after her stuff S.Daddy will just bank roll her another pair tomorrow.Same ! That’s why she’s giving them away to the peasants.
It’s been a hard morning for her, lost earring that wasn’t cheap you know !
Probably paid to be there - charity thing.What was Azhar doing with those doctors? What has selling clothes got to do with doctors? It didn't sound like they were his friends.
I never knew... my goodness so glad I tuned into Tignam today. She’s a fountain of knowledge is that wan!!There you have it folks, straight from the high up doctors - the airborne particles are in the air!!!
Is she talking about the tiny Maria tash earring. The tiny stud she wears? How much does she think it costs lol. She didn’t pay for it. But surely she knows it’s not expensive. Wtf . I mean maybe expensive compared to her usual cheap jewelry she wears all the time. But still not expensive at all.Same ! That’s why she’s giving them away to the peasants.
It’s been a hard morning for her, lost earring that wasn’t cheap you know !
Might have to do that thing she doesn’t like for sugar daddy to get new oneIs she talking about the tiny Maria tash earring. The tiny stud she wears? How much does she think it costs lol. She didn’t pay for it. But surely she knows it’s not expensive. Wtf . I mean maybe expensive compared to her usual cheap jewelry she wears all the time. But still not expensive at all.
I know, can you believe it. My mind is blown. I think I will have to have a lie down after that revelation.I never knew... my goodness so glad I tuned into Tignam today. She’s a fountain of knowledge is that wan!!