I think the only footballer she knows is Stevie GYou wouldn’t go into work and tell your colleagues that hilarious story, would you? She’s just grasping for something to say because she has duck all to talk about and no knowledge of the actual world or what’s going on around her. She could talk about politics, hell she could even talk about the bloody Euros but she has no depth to her at all. It’s all inane wittering.
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
She can’t talk about anything current affairs because she doesn’t live in reality; so these inane stories to her are relevant, but they’re just boring day to day things that happen occasionally.