Thissinglemama #113 5 chins & 5 names, aimless crowded butthole will never take the blame
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The weather in Barcelona is 22-24 degrees at the moment so I’m not sure that she is going to need clothes like that. The white dress is definitely a beach holiday type dress. I wouldn’t wear it for walking around the city anyway. She obviously thinks it’s going to be 30 degrees plus. A lot of the shops will be air conditioned too.
Ha ha 
nearly frigging wet myself!! 
nearly frigging wet myself!!
Plus the chub rub
God she’s a bleeping mess!!!
Just what she needs, a dish up dessert and the extra million calories that comes with that! Can she not see how much weight she’s putting on? Or does she believe the filtered version of herself is real???!!!
I bet they had a takeaway for dinner too!
I bet they had a takeaway for dinner too!
Another takeaway! 3 this weekend 
May takeaway tracker (I look on just eat for most of the prices and don't include the service fees or delivery fees)
02.05 - 2x bubble teas from Costa = £8.40 (I'm assuming they were both medium sized)
04.05 - Chinese takeaway = £56.70 (including a 20p bag fee and a 50p service fee but no delivery fees)
10.05 - Starbucks new items = £17.60
10.05 - The Fryery = £15.05 (not including what she ordered for H and her friend)
11.05 - They probably had lunch out in Liverpool + she showed an ice cream
11.05 - Pizza & co. = £23.70
13.05 - Just Wings = £35
17.05 - Nandos = £24
18.05 - Pizza & co = £30
24.05 - KFC = £24.99 (I think she got the 6 piece finger kickin’ double bucket)
25.05 - Turkish Grill House - £41.50
26.05 - Kaspa's desserts = £17.98
Total so far = £294.92
02.05 - 2x bubble teas from Costa = £8.40 (I'm assuming they were both medium sized)
04.05 - Chinese takeaway = £56.70 (including a 20p bag fee and a 50p service fee but no delivery fees)
10.05 - Starbucks new items = £17.60
10.05 - The Fryery = £15.05 (not including what she ordered for H and her friend)
11.05 - They probably had lunch out in Liverpool + she showed an ice cream
11.05 - Pizza & co. = £23.70
13.05 - Just Wings = £35
17.05 - Nandos = £24
18.05 - Pizza & co = £30
24.05 - KFC = £24.99 (I think she got the 6 piece finger kickin’ double bucket)
25.05 - Turkish Grill House - £41.50
26.05 - Kaspa's desserts = £17.98
Total so far = £294.92
Just what you need when you've documented you have flying anxiety, a whole lot of shite the night before, you'd better have those bumwipes handy in your hand luggage. That airport tit is gonna hit different.
Why hasn’t she posted about the Botox? She said she would be doing updates 
Oh sod off with your Dish up dessert, you probably had another takeaway as well and sod off with your grey highlights!!
Because for a growing young girl, Harper doesn’t get new pj’s on her mums weekly trip to Primark
Aimless on the other hand is growing faster than Harper so she needs the new stuff more
As I said earlier on, went in may, didn’t expect rain for 3 out of 4 days, no brollies or waterproofs with us!
Am I the only one looking forward to this trip...
I can't imagine she's going to enjoy it much, I doubt they will do the normal sightseeing. It will be shopping and boozies. With any luck she'll get her phone nicked on La Rambles
I can't imagine she's going to enjoy it much, I doubt they will do the normal sightseeing. It will be shopping and boozies. With any luck she'll get her phone nicked on La Rambles
My colleague was robbed twice in 36 hours!
She can't be any more miserable than when she was away with her bestie...that was a tit show!
I think, given she will have mummy twit hat with her to parent Harold, she will be fine, as you say, with the boozies and shopping!
And for the holidays? I wonder if shirl pays her bit for the hotels, flights and food and drink
Aimee and Shirl will be too pissed to notice or they’ll think they’ve pulled
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