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Ha! Yes - it was like a brand new mattress the silly bint! She’s really piled on the adverts recently - no sure fire way to turn people off someone on Instagram than seeing ad after ad. I expect we’ll see some more people to this thread soon because she’s decided this is a “job”. When actually it’s horrificBloody knew an Emma mattress ad was coming when she had her perfectly good mattress out on the street the other morning
I think she’s late 30sHow old is she? Hate the way she dresses
36 she said the other dayHow old is she? Hate the way she dresses
Her dress sense is AWFUL. She's trying to follow and trend and failing miserably 
'trendy' does not suit her style at all! Don't think she's crimped her hair in a while 
I often wonder what her husband does for world, her outgoings must be massive! She just hasn't got a clue and reeks of privilege 
'trendy' does not suit her style at all! Don't think she's crimped her hair in a while I often wonder what her husband does for world, her outgoings must be massive! She just hasn't got a clue and reeks of privilege 
Yeah she said the other day he does
That fecking mattress is doing the rounds innitBloody knew an Emma mattress ad was coming when she had her perfectly good mattress out on the street the other morning
SO cringe. Must be making top doller and be hard to turn down, but if I was one of these "influencers" I'd be too embarrassed to be just another one in the herd flogging these things that every bleep else is I'd like to think I'd be a bit more selective, however I'm sure it's hard to pass up when you're being wafted the big ones right in front of you
Frankly of all the people to advertise a mattress she’s the bloody worst! With her apparent no sleep ever and standing and rocking. Oh but don’t forget “as mums” we all know what that’s likeHope she has a tit nights sleep
A woman who spends most of her night 'boobing' and rocking her kid to sleep in their room advertising a mattress that she wont use ... make it make sense
She might have pink fecking radiators in her bedroom but she's also got crap views from her bedroom window can't have it all hey
Also I can't stand how sexist she is!!! She's said a few times now, it must be innate in women to know how to wear handbags.. Oh do duck off with your bullshit! How about she's got eyes and a brain and she's seen you wearing (all your tit fugly) hand bags you mind numbing knob'ead!
can't have it all heyAlso I can't stand how sexist she is!!! She's said a few times now, it must be innate in women to know how to wear handbags.. Oh do duck off with your bullshit! How about she's got eyes and a brain and she's seen you wearing (all your tit fugly) hand bags you mind numbing knob'ead!
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bleeping twit! She buys the kid handbags and unicorn shoes and bullshit flower crowns and is then claiming it’s all in her nature as a girl to be drawn to them. Raising your daughter to only value how they look and what they wear. Good one George 
No George…nobody thinks you’re normal
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Why tell your child no when you can just ignore them instead??!
..."no I'm not going to go and jump on the trampoline because.. I'm a selfish duck and I'd much rather speak to strangers on the Internet than invest any sort of time and attention into you, my child."
He literally has to sit right on her to get between her and her phone and stand any chance of getting her attention!!
She is contradicting herself so blatantly here, she's saying one thing while doing the complete opposite. Oh my god I can't bare her.
..."no I'm not going to go and jump on the trampoline because.. I'm a selfish duck and I'd much rather speak to strangers on the Internet than invest any sort of time and attention into you, my child."
He literally has to sit right on her to get between her and her phone and stand any chance of getting her attention!!
She is contradicting herself so blatantly here, she's saying one thing while doing the complete opposite. Oh my god I can't bare her.
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She has this really screwed idea of mums. That we all do everything the same batshit crazy way she does. She refers to this a lot with her starting every sentence “as mums” and then finishing the sentence with some crap parenting example that only she doesNo George…nobody thinks you’re normal
My heart breaks for him
duck me she’s finally realised she’s got a problem with the whole Coco rocking, boobing all night bonanza!!!!