ThisMummyStory #2 Reels and reels of what not to do, no one cares about Coco doing a poo

[Rainbow1]

She’s not checking out her shoe collection she’s a child ffs. And considering she can’t walk why has she got her own rail? Maybe read a book with her so she can say the word shoes rather than trying to force her to be into dolls, bags, sunglasses and shoes

It’s ridiculous that a child who cannot walk has a ‘collection’ must be at least £100 of shoes there!

almost my (unpopular opinion) I hate seeing babies of crawling age in big flouncy dresses! How on earth is she meant to crawl wearing that daft tutu

 

[youdontevenknowme]

Her need to be with coco 24/7 is her issue, not coco’s. She loves to make it sound like coco needs her there at all times but the fact is at her age she’d be absolutely fine being in the care of someone else for an entire day, without a single breastfeed. She’s hardly thriving under the watch of George is she? Not crawling, walking or talking. Staring like a zombie at the tv all day. Rarely socialising with anyone outside her own family. Dressed in awkward outfits and shoes that only hinder her mobility even further. Having a stereotypical girly personality forced upon her. Majority liquid diet. I could go on

 

[Kirstyroo]

I don’t understand how she’s like this after 4 kids I know naps can be annoying sometimes but surely by that stage in parenting you’ve accepted that sometimes this happens and you have to move on with your day?
On the one hand her reels tell us it’s all so wonderful ‘boobing’ to sleep and being the only one your baby needs, then this is the reality and she can’t help herself having these massive rants on her stories.

I was thinking this. I’m a FTM and I will admit at first I was so strung out on naps. Very quickly you realise nothing that bad is going to happen and just get on with it? I can’t imagine getting as worked up as she has been? Especially not after 4?! Also, another word to add to the list! But George… it’s “unsurety” not “unsurity”.. but at this point I think she is just trolling us. Who wouldn’t just say uncertainty?!

 

[Peanutbutter26]

I think she struggles so much with Grayson because she HAS to be in control in every aspect of her life and it's so obvious she resents him for it. She's definitely mentally unstable if she can't see any of this for herself. Although she has mentioned therapy before but it clearly isn't doing the job. I would absolutely hate to be living in their household. It must be so draining I've never known anyone 'transition' in to the weekend. She makes everything such an effort don't get me started on her outfit choices for her 3 hours out last night. She's dressing like my 14 year old niece

 

[Corona]

And she was like "oh its totally normal to just eat crisps and chips on holiday.." and she took a suitcase of crisps and bloody pot noodles. That is absolutely not normal behaviour. Why would she think you can't get crisps in a french supermarket?!

 

[thegirlwho2020]

Such a weird set of grid posts. The bragging about her tit getting likes on TikTok, stroking her 9 year old sons hair after he threw a tantrum? That orzo rice recipe looks like sick in a bowl aswelll

 

[Iccybob]

A going out look?! Looks like (trying to be sexy) pyjamas

 

[L00kform3]

I’m actually really annoyed at her going on about post holiday blues and how stressed she is when she literally goes on holiday again in two weeks time. The woman needs a reality check.

 

[L00kform3]

For a family that are vegan they all eat SO much crap still. My mom is vegan, so is my stepdad and little brother (he’s 11) and she makes the most incredible homemade vegan meals from scratch. They are so tasty, colourful and healthy, I feel that’s how you do being vegan properly, it’s just cheating if you still completely load up on junk food. Just because it’s vegan doesn’t mean it’s healthy.

 

[ozblackcat]

Also calling an 11 month old baby your best friend is a bit I suspect that when the babies aren’t speaking and are compliant that is when they are “best friends” after that I imagine they become an annoyance to her. Let’s not forget made even more of an annoyance by her frankly shit parenting

 

[gee13]

Has she taken off her engagement and wedding ring for her breast milk ring?!

 

[ozblackcat]

She really does look so skinny!! Also, she looks quite manic

 

[Rainbow1]

She’s now going off on a fitness/diet tangent
She quite clearly has issues with food going on what she shows portion wise etc

i also don’t think it’s a topic she should be talking about, she’s quite clearly very slim so I hope people don’t take her advice and think that they can achieve same!

Slippery slope mentioning making ‘healthier’ versions of brownies etc there’s nothing wrong with a actual brownie!! Everything in moderation etc

plus she feeds the kids processes crap everyday! Sausage rolls etc just cos their ‘vegan’ doesn’t make it healthy

these posts have really annoyed me

 

[youdontevenknowme]

Absolutely despair at this woman who thinks rocking an 18 month old to sleep is a good solution to breastfeeding her to sleep. No George, if you do that you’re going to find yourself in an even more annoying habit because 18 month olds are HEAVY and you cannot sit down to rock them so standing and rocking a big toddler several times a night is really not a clever solution!!! I hope no one listens to her advice because it’s absolutely shit! She’s going to end up with a new habit that is even harder to break because anyone can rock, unlike with the magic boobs where only George possesses a pair.

 

[centreparting]

On her story today she’s saying how she can’t do the things she’d normally do to contain Grayson, if she’s at a class. Ummm, what?

god it reminds me of my mum, always so ‘perfect’ to the outside world and then a TOTALLY different way at home when no one was watching. It messed me up for years

 

[ozblackcat]

Guys! How cool that 4.1million people have watched a video of my tit. I’m so grateful I’m able to reach so many weirdos through this platform

Seriously I cannot deal with how vapid and pointless this account is anymore. It doesn’t even make me feel better as a parent watching her because it just makes me depressed that this shite is what people want to see

 

[Peanutbutter26]

Why are her older boys portions that small and served on baby plates I had to watch her stories twice to make sure I'd seen it right! My almost 4 year old would probably eat more than that. No wonder George is so small if they all eat like birds.Nothing makes sense in her life

Wow. I can never unhear that singing reel. She has officially lost it.

 

[dlevan]

She must have a constant fucking headache

 

[Alexlilz]

Is she joking? It's not voodoo, your child was actually tired for once because she didn't have a 2 hour nap plus an early bed time forced on her. Why is she so thick?

 

[ermwhaaaat]

I don't know why she's moaning; they're off to Greece in 2 weeks!

"The expanse of the day ahead" oh shut up ffs.

fuck me, isn’t she so hard done by