I love seeing the most benign, harmless old people post those Facebook things that generate a list of characteristics based on their name or which nail they picked or some other arbitrary crap, especially when it includes a message warning you against messing with the person.
e.g: āBeryl: she is a strong, caring, generous woman. She fights for her children. But bewareā¦if you push Beryl too far, she will unleash a storm that will make you wish you never crossed herā
Or: āBeryl picked the square nail. This means she likes golden retrievers, her lucky colour is purple, and she hates traitors and thievesā
as far as inane social media content goes, people like this wipe the floor with my peers. ā2024 is the year she comes into her own
āā¦.
duck that. I want more autogenerated threats from beryl.