TheTimTracker #96 Run, Nanny Lean, Run!

[Quasimodo]

Dim: "We're here at Disney California AVENGER for Oogie Boogie Bash"

I'm convinced something about Dim's tiny baby teeth must be causing his weird slurring and pronunciation with common words??

They took J¢ (briefly) to OBB last year - the witch even managed to push a stroller like every other parent. They basically hired Stanny Lean to be able to avoid their child - he's at an age this year where he'd have even more fun and can stay up later. That's just SO sad. Seems like they didn't want to bother buying another ticket for Stanny to also join (I think J¢ would still be free) so that the inconvenient child could at least attend for a little bit before his useless parents demanded that he get taken back to the hotel by Stanny.

Of course 11pm as the closing time would be something to whine about from a witch who takes 4-hour naps in the middle of the day like the useless blob she is.

Why would you load up on candy when you have to take all that tit back with you in your luggage (assuming the candy doesn't get devoured within 48 hours)? And you'll be going to MNSSHP again to get even more candy?

 

[Hippotracks]

For real WTF? It’s just Tim, Jenn, and her boobies.

Is this the "Jenn-der Reveal" they've been promising?

 

[Quasimodo]

Will be interesting to see how this year's OBB vlog does, but there's even a sizeable difference in views between previous years.

Dim, always looking for a bathroom.

How did Ginn manage to meet up with Dim without getting lost? Did Stanny have to chaperone her and drop her off before going back to the hotel with J¢?

Oh look, she's even got a wart growing on her chin as part of her "costume":

Oops, they forgot again to pretend to be concerned about masking up indoors.

A cast member dressed up as Ginn:

 

[Quasimodo]

She's like full-on waddling around 11:36, and with her tongue out.. Her waddle is so bad, it's like one of her legs is 3 inches shorter than the other. She walks like a baby learning to walk or a drunk person who just woke up from passing out in their own puke in the bushes and is trying to stumble home.

Remy's like, "say hi to my distant cousins at Ft Pampers, greasy bits".

Time to deep throat some pretzel and choose to leave this in the vlog (she probably created that Jenn Tracker NSFW subreddit herself, right?):

Gotta make sure to keep a death grip on one's husband!

 

[Snippysnips]

The fact they make the kid miss so much just pisses me off, like others have said why have a kid if you still want that kid free life, the kids first year is the only year you can let them miss things, from age 2 that is OVER, they are old enough to be aware of things by then, it makes me wonder what they are telling him because he's old enough to know somthings going on an surely at times he must see clips of his parents meeting characters an getting candy while hambeast is editing since we know they haven't bothered to close it off for him

If he misses all next year then they really ARE taking the absolute piss with it because at almost 4 there's no way he should be missing everything, or will they use the omgggggg youuu guyzzzzz the baby needs to sleep an can only sleep if J is there youuu guyzzzzz so we drugged both of them so we can get out cause life's sooooooo hard with two kids

 

[Littlelulu]

I honestly am so sick of these grown asses taking the fun out of everything. Trick or treat time is a kids fun time. Why in the hell is J not there ??

 

[Galorious]

Dim: "We're here at Disney California AVENGER for Oogie Boogie Bash"

I'm convinced something about Dim's tiny baby teeth must be causing his weird slurring and pronunciation with common words??

They took J¢ (briefly) to OBB last year - the witch even managed to push a stroller like every other parent. They basically hired Stanny Lean to be able to avoid their child - he's at an age this year where he'd have even more fun and can stay up later. That's just SO sad. Seems like they didn't want to bother buying another ticket for Stanny to also join (I think J¢ would still be free) so that the inconvenient child could at least attend for a little bit before his useless parents demanded that he get taken back to the hotel by Stanny.
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Of course 11pm as the closing time would be something to whine about from a witch who takes 4-hour naps in the middle of the day like the useless blob she is.

Why would you load up on candy when you have to take all that tit back with you in your luggage (assuming the candy doesn't get devoured within 48 hours)? And you'll be going to MNSSHP again to get even more candy?

Blimey I thought that was a Chuckie doll!

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Jenn mentioned in the comments way back when this DL series started that she bought a stroller. Why haven't we seen that stroller? Why wasn't that stroller used so J$ could go to OBB?

I think the real reason why J$ wasn't at OBB was because they didn't get Lyn a ticket. They either forgot or cheaped out. That event sold out completely in just a few hours. It would have taken one of the to have to walk back to the front of the park to hand off J$ to Lyn. I'm also sure they didn't want to take time out of their fun night to deal with their kid.

 

[What the What?!]

Girls are #1 far more marketable and #2 and more importantly in society now far more desirable to have.

I was told God punished me because I was having a boy and bullied very badly by my in-laws and family. BIL's wife had a girl. She is the Second Coming of Christ in this family. Jen would be the same way with the blatant preference maybe even worse because they already don't parent the child they have.

@elliebee27, first, thank you for sharing your personal and heartbreaking story. Second, I’m sorry that you had to endure that cruel treatment from your in-laws. That is never ok. And third, I hope that you and your precious son always remember to love each other and know that it reflects poorly on their character not yours! You are an amazing mommy and that is all what matters!

 

[CoolWhip]

OMG why does Dim pronounce button like "butt-ton", it's buh-tn dude. It's like nails on a chalkboard

Does anyone need a new avatar??
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That’s definitely going on the nsfw

 

[gaga09]

As a parent to a toddler, the OOB is the kind of thing you should let bedtime slide for. They’re only this little (and free) for a short time. I’m taking mine to MVMCP next month for the first time and can’t wait to see how much he likes it. Mine is also at the point where he skips nap about half the days, so we will just be powering through the day and entering MK at 4 and staying till 8/9ish or whenever we need to. Of course, I won’t have a suite at the GF or a nanny, but I think we’ll make it work

 

[Dillon21]

Of course 11pm as the closing time would be something to whine about from a witch who takes 4-hour naps in the middle of the day like the useless blob she is

They are supposed to be an information channel. Why do they ALWAYS seem to be shocked that something closes earlier than they thought. Then cut to them obviously having to look it up and verifying the close time. That is something you should have looked it up before you even made the video.

Tim kept on going on about Snickers (Marathon bar for our UK friends) having peanuts. Tim, yes we know it has peanuts. We also know that unless you open the package and eat it (or depending the level of allergy to Snickers. Touching the chocolate might give a reaction). Handling the wrapper is not going to give a person with peanut allergy a reaction (unless I am wrong). You are also an adult. If you are allergic to peanuts don't eat it. If you are not sure what is in it, google it on your phone. Like most people do.

This is interesting, I have thought the same, when talking separately about the baby she seems fairly excited, but with him makes out like she isn't bothered. I do wonder if she's panicking about not being able to potentially have the next 7-10 years doing nothing but instead only 3-4 more years. Someone made an interesting point about how J$ was potentially a 'divorce baby' and maybe the fact she can't use the children as an excuse for maintaining the relationship past the next 3 ish years (or shorter) is dwelling on her, anything is possible with these families since the Ned Fulmer cheating scandal.

I like Ned Fulmer. I guess he literally ducked over his career with The Try Guys. I wonder what he will be doing for work now?

 

[What the What?!]

Honestly, I can't believe I'm even saying this, but...at least the Slackers actually put out some form of edited video. What RTV1 do's exactly as you say, it's just them sitting underneath the castle whining about how they'd be below the breadline if they missed the next stream and watch as the triple, quadruple digits flow in. Legit seen them make around $1.3K from SCs alone at one point. All they do's bleeping WALK through the park cos Josh refuses to go on any ride that'd duck with the signal, shake the camera or be of even the slightest inconvenience to him.

I never

This is what I keep thinking. They should not have invested in a nanny, but a good editor. I keep thinking at some point this marriage is going to break up (I mean, if I had a wife who was that whingy and lazy, I'd be long gone). Professionally Tim would be better off on his own. Hire a good editor, make the vids, let her take care of the kids she so wanted.

Methinks it’s cheaper to keep her! If they divorce, she’ll get half of the marital estate and half of the value of the Tesla, and probably custody of the kids. So Tim will have a hefty child support order! Notwithstanding, stay tuned!

 

[LittleMissMeaniePants]

As a parent to a toddler, the OOB is the kind of thing you should let bedtime slide for. They’re only this little (and free) for a short time. I’m taking mine to MVMCP next month for the first time and can’t wait to see how much he likes it. Mine is also at the point where he skips nap about half the days, so we will just be powering through the day and entering MK at 4 and staying till 8/9ish or whenever we need to. Of course, I won’t have a suite at the GF or a nanny, but I think we’ll make it work

Whoa there, slow down! That's not how the "Disney experts" do it! "Disney experts" leave their kids behind, only ride the PeopleMover, eat like it's your last day on Earth, and be the last person to leave the park (gotta get those sweet sweet pictures without people in them)!

 

[Blessyourheart]

Yea- they always look so happy when they dump their child off on the nanny. I for the life of me can’t figure out why they are having a 2nd one.

 

[2020planner]

WHY on earth is she wearing that low-cut outfit again?

If I were her, I'd take one look in the mirror and toss it aside - knowing I was too big for it and it was too tight - with my knockers overflowing out of the front of it. And yet she thinks she looks GOOD? She looks SO out of place in that. It looks like a bleeping nightgown.

I checked the comments again and, save for one strange one citing "Miss Jackson," there weren't any that specifically referenced J.

So we're to believe there weren't any other stans asking where J. was? why J. didn't go? that J. would have loved it? etc.

Either Jenn deleted them already OR the stans KNOW it's ducked up that they didn't take him and are TOO bleeping AFRAID TO SAY IT.

And once again, I present to you an example of their stans...who pay so much attention to every little detail.

 

[Hippotracks]

Her excuse for being late was that she was editing, but everyone knows she was just trying to cram herself into that dress.

 

[Dont Call Them Creators]

Will Buddy and Buddy 2 - Electric Boogaloo be in diapers in high school?

Why not their sperm and egg donors will probably be in Depends soon. The family that people together, vlogs together. #homemovies

 

[Commobore]

Snickers (Marathon bar for our UK friends)

Damn, that's a throwback! Hasn't been Marathon since the 90s!

I think what annoys me most - and I find so weird - is that it's a kid-oriented event. One, two nights a month for their alleged "date night" [translation: avoid our parental responsibilities] is fine but it's such an ongoing pattern with them and the blatant glee they experience when he's not around is just...Then they throw in all this 'awwwwwwwwwwwww, Buddy would looooooooooove this' crap. Go back and wake him from his drug-induced coma then instead of hogging all the candy from other kids his age.

 

[Dont Call Them Creators]

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Blimey I thought that was a Chuckie doll!

Can’t remember the timelines but looking at Jackprop, Dim was obviously still waiting on Harmony Barbershop to open. Looks like kid behind them, unblurred on a YT video, is in a costume. I guess the Trackholes couldn’t be assed to bring one knowing they were attending a Halloween event. #homemovies