Awww you're a really devoted Auntie. Your niece is really lucky
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What if the Stanny decides to leave, she didn't sign up for rearing a newborn and toilet training a toddler, she is an educator after all.....
Honestly it's the power of suggestion. Which other vlogger mentions in their video that they have to do editing? Nobody does because it's a given but she mentions it all the time and in such random ways. "Well I have to go back to the room to edit" So I think these stans are just easily convinced that it's the hardest and most tedious job in the world and that it needs extreme talent and intellect. Now I agree that some vloggers do have extreme talent in their editing but those are more complex blogs than just saying hello from a parking lot, walking into a theme park, show decorations, characters, merch, eat...rinse and repeat.
Let's not forget to blame Tim too. He definitely makes it way harder to edit than it needs to be. Watch any true pro theme park vlogger (e.g. Molly) and it's easy to see that they film almost exactly what is needed for the final edit. Tim films 5 hours of home movies crap and makes Jenn edit it down to 30 minutes. She's obviously terrible at it regardless, but it's not 100% on her.
Tim Tracker # 97: Jenn Couldn't Follow the Script, so Dim Had to Dip
Or as a tinpot theory, he's bulimic, top end or back end. He's always needing the bathroom...
* Didn't see @VloggerCritic's comment, but yeah, it's a possibility.
They should do an Amazing Race season with just the worthless WDW vloggers. I already know what would happen during the first leg:
-Dave Kay would not complete any tasks because he would just be looking for Phil to get extra air time. So, he'd never complete a task or cross the finish line.
-Michael Kay would insult someone in a foreign country whilst wearing American flag gear and get punched out. He'd also fail to finish.
-BLAB would do a Churro dance at lunch, twist an ankle and spend the entire show in the hospital recovering.
-Kyle would get hoodwinked and give up all is money. He'd also fail to finish.
-Tim and Jenn would quit after five minites because they could not take their emotional support Stanny Lean with them even though their kid is at home.
-Special appearance by YITS would end poorly because they would spend the entire time seeking out a fast food restaurant to avoid eating "ethic" food.
-Adam the Woo would stroll around describing every last detail, but would eventually finish hours behind schedule. Because he was the only one who finished, he'd win. Daphne, who was with him, would become hella famous.
-Dave Kay would not complete any tasks because he would just be looking for Phil to get extra air time. So, he'd never complete a task or cross the finish line.
-Michael Kay would insult someone in a foreign country whilst wearing American flag gear and get punched out. He'd also fail to finish.
-BLAB would do a Churro dance at lunch, twist an ankle and spend the entire show in the hospital recovering.
-Kyle would get hoodwinked and give up all is money. He'd also fail to finish.
-Tim and Jenn would quit after five minites because they could not take their emotional support Stanny Lean with them even though their kid is at home.
-Special appearance by YITS would end poorly because they would spend the entire time seeking out a fast food restaurant to avoid eating "ethic" food.
-Adam the Woo would stroll around describing every last detail, but would eventually finish hours behind schedule. Because he was the only one who finished, he'd win. Daphne, who was with him, would become hella famous.
Pfft, everyone knows that's cos of the Pee Shakes(tm!)
Ginn would need to take a 4-hour nap before they even get to the first Roadblock if they did The Amazing Race together. She'd be waddling in last place to get to the clue box and Dim would complain about his knee every 5 seconds to blame their incompetence in Roadblock and Detour tasks - TAR requires you to be good at driving, navigating, alliances, paying attention to details, having a good memory, doing things out of your comfort zone, being open to other cultures. They would fail so hard, I think they'd be the first team to actually disqualify before they even finish the first leg. 
Khloe Kardashian recently had a baby via surrogate and she actually released a photo of her in a hospital bed with her baby like she had given birth herself. I could see Jenn doing the same.
Phil: "I am eliminating myself from the Race as host."
Is Jenn less enthusiastic because it's a boy or does it have to do with TimBo declaring 2 kids is enough? Or is something else going on?
I think the only things she's truly enthusiastic about are seafood, napping, Bravo, and not showering.
So of course they didnt take that poor kid to Oogie Boogie Bash. Un-frigging beliveable.
So no Buddy at Oogie Boogie. They are the absolute shittiest parents.
This is interesting, I have thought the same, when talking separately about the baby she seems fairly excited, but with him makes out like she isn't bothered. I do wonder if she's panicking about not being able to potentially have the next 7-10 years doing nothing but instead only 3-4 more years. Someone made an interesting point about how J$ was potentially a 'divorce baby' and maybe the fact she can't use the children as an excuse for maintaining the relationship past the next 3 ish years (or shorter) is dwelling on her, anything is possible with these families since the Ned Fulmer cheating scandal.
The Tim Tracker# 97 The adventures of the ever changing food baby bump!
Tim Tracker 97: I know it's fun but that's past your bedtime Buddy.
What assholes. That poor kid never gets to have fun. It's all hours of naps and to bed on time for him.
What assholes. That poor kid never gets to have fun. It's all hours of naps and to bed on time for him.
For real WTF? It’s just Tim, Jenn, and her boobies.
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