Tim bragged in the past that Buddy would be the best swimmer ever early on because Tim was a life guard or swim teacher or something. Unfortunately, eating countless hot dogs and doing the same dumb things at the parks every day have gotten in the way of that.
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Honestly, I think it's just a formulaic thing he / she does at this point.
Like @And Now It's Time to Splu pointed out, she previously complained about missing Dale.
I think it's just become second nature for them to simply [insert whatever is opposite of what they see or do].
Jenn: oOOOHHhhhh, I had to get a CAT Scan today. But I wish I could have gotten an MRI... LLLllllLLLLlllLLLL I'M so SaD....
Tim: Gosh darn, golly gee, I saw a speech Kim Jong-un gave on TV today. I wish I could have seen Vladimir Putin give one! Ding dang!
It's pretty much at that level of absurdity.
and in reality, she doesn't give a tit about meeting either of them. It's all for the camera.
Omg that kids body language with the characters. STOP FORCING YOUR CHILD TO HUG STRANGERS
J$ is standing still as Mickey gently hugs him. Tim yells to Mickey "big squeeze", Mickey waits a second, and then hugs J$ tighter. Nice job putting the character in that awkward position of forcing a tight hug on a 2 year old.
Afterward Mickey high fives J$ and he looks thrilled. That's all J$ wanted. But Tim had to get what HE wanted for the shot.
Afterward Mickey high fives J$ and he looks thrilled. That's all J$ wanted. But Tim had to get what HE wanted for the shot.
There was also a weird cut with Pluto where she actually edited something out. He is sitting in his high chair (!) and then it cuts to Pluto leaving and Buddy out of the high chair going back to Gin. I wonder if there was a weird interaction there that she cut out. Even weirder than his normal stiff hugs.
Puh-lease! witch can’t even drive 20 miles20 miles!!!!!! When did she walk 20 miles???
I think the complaining is in part their effort to sound "balance". They probably try to make their vlogs have a sandwich approach two good things, between a bad thing to make them sound more geninune but really it just makes her sound like a Karen. If she actually had room to complain it would be one thing but as it is it makes her look like an asshole..Honestly, I think it's just a formulaic thing he / she does at this point.
Like @And Now It's Time to Splu pointed out, she previously complained about missing Dale.
I think it's just become second nature for them to simply [insert whatever is opposite of what they see or do].
Jenn: oOOOHHhhhh, I had to get a CAT Scan today. But I wish I could have gotten an MRI... LLLllllLLLLlllLLLL I'M so SaD....
Tim: Gosh darn, golly gee, I saw a speech Kim Jong-un gave on TV today. I wish I could have seen Vladimir Putin give one! Ding dang!
It's pretty much at that level of absurdity.
and in reality, she doesn't give a tit about meeting either of them. It's all for the camera.
Ginn dislikes her own child so much, she would rather waddle around (after saying she wanted to rest her "little leggies"!) with Dim all morning looking for laundry to clean peed-on clothes and wait 90 minutes for laundry to be done (but hey at least the room had a TV and they got to watch The Office!) and do some more out-of-breath waddling doing who knows what. If she doesn't want to spend time with the kid, then she could have just done that whole editing thing she claims she spends so much time doing. There was no point in leaving the bit about J¢ whining about wanting to go on the big slide and his useless egg and sperm donors being more concerned with how they sound on camera than turning off the damn camera and just saying "no you can't go on the slide". They're seriously such turds.
Then she's back to her "I'm going to carry my 3-year-old son everywhere (while I'm pregnant) around Downtown Disney for no reason other than to pretend I'm just a doting mother who is so bleeping stupid, I'm impressed that my son can do something basic like recognize patterns on a pumpkin and associate it with a character's outfit".
Tip for the Bojos: if you go to a restaurant that is Mediterranean themed and you only eat there because it's conveniently located in the middle of everything to get hangry suckers like you to eat there, and you order the guacamole appetizer for $18 then you're getting suckered into overspending because you think you're at a bougie Cheesecake Factory where it makes sense to order pizza, pad thai, shrimp rolls, and guacamole in the same meal. So of course it isn't going to be authentic Mexican-style guacamole.
Then she's back to her "I'm going to carry my 3-year-old son everywhere (while I'm pregnant) around Downtown Disney for no reason other than to pretend I'm just a doting mother who is so bleeping stupid, I'm impressed that my son can do something basic like recognize patterns on a pumpkin and associate it with a character's outfit".
Tip for the Bojos: if you go to a restaurant that is Mediterranean themed and you only eat there because it's conveniently located in the middle of everything to get hangry suckers like you to eat there, and you order the guacamole appetizer for $18 then you're getting suckered into overspending because you think you're at a bougie Cheesecake Factory where it makes sense to order pizza, pad thai, shrimp rolls, and guacamole in the same meal. So of course it isn't going to be authentic Mexican-style guacamole.
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They very quietly stopped wearing masks inside stores 🫣 put that damn mask back on Jennifer after all of your ranting and raving at people about it, you don’t get to take it off.
put that damn mask back on Jennifer after all of your ranting and raving at people about it, you don’t get to take it off.
Such a healthy relationship these idiots have with their idols. Even the stans know the Bojos are thin-skinned and offended easily. "Please don't hurt me I love you so much!!!"
"I wonder why we all got sick (except for Dimmy who isn't sick but coughing his lungs out)!! Must be that California dust from harvesting season!"They very quietly stopped wearing masks inside stores 🫣
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The Tim Tracker #97 Jenn Slipped and It Wasn’t On a Banana Peel
Title courtesy of @NanTeaDrew We are still witnessing the slew of terribly edited Disney vlogs from their trip almost a month ago. Thanks for dragging it on Jen! They are pissed they didn’t see Chip or get their miracle child a PB&J, such hard lives they live. I sure hope they can get a...
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