Or you know, just create good memories with your mom? Enjoy the rides and experience? 
Dim thinks he’s being thoughtful and gaining points with the stans when he tries to ask why they hand out Snickers, but he seems to not be able to think further ahead enough to consider allergy treat trails (you know, the ones where grown adults like him and Ginn can go take crafts from to then try to look like thoughtful parents to the kid they left behind on the eve of a hurricane while commanding the kid on how the craft should look instead of letting the kid do his own thing with it).
They also didn’t bother with Villains Grove this time - if you were relying on these two, you wouldn’t know it exists, or if it was happening or what. Just that OBB is where you walk around with your bits out and collect enough candy for a year. Villains Grove makes OBB stand out even more compared to MNSSHP. He also didn’t salivate over Zombie Captain America this time - last time he was obsessed with getting in line to see him and then holding up the long line to film him. Also what was up with his stupid “grapes? I love grapes! Go sauce? Oooh Go sauce!!” Its an event designed with kids in mind, you duck. That’s why they also throw in fruit and apple sauce and Graham crackers. Then he witches about the parade not being long enough. How many hours of a parade do you need to see??
Kind of pointless of Dimmy to look down on the people waiting 3 hours to meet 3 humans dressed up as a duck, mouse and cow, dressed up as 3 fictional witches. He bleeping flew across the country again to film a local Halloween event. That’s even more stupid.
Dim thinks he’s being thoughtful and gaining points with the stans when he tries to ask why they hand out Snickers, but he seems to not be able to think further ahead enough to consider allergy treat trails (you know, the ones where grown adults like him and Ginn can go take crafts from to then try to look like thoughtful parents to the kid they left behind on the eve of a hurricane while commanding the kid on how the craft should look instead of letting the kid do his own thing with it).
They also didn’t bother with Villains Grove this time - if you were relying on these two, you wouldn’t know it exists, or if it was happening or what. Just that OBB is where you walk around with your bits out and collect enough candy for a year. Villains Grove makes OBB stand out even more compared to MNSSHP. He also didn’t salivate over Zombie Captain America this time - last time he was obsessed with getting in line to see him and then holding up the long line to film him. Also what was up with his stupid “grapes? I love grapes! Go sauce? Oooh Go sauce!!” Its an event designed with kids in mind, you duck. That’s why they also throw in fruit and apple sauce and Graham crackers. Then he witches about the parade not being long enough. How many hours of a parade do you need to see??
Kind of pointless of Dimmy to look down on the people waiting 3 hours to meet 3 humans dressed up as a duck, mouse and cow, dressed up as 3 fictional witches. He bleeping flew across the country again to film a local Halloween event. That’s even more stupid.
If they divorce, she’ll get half of the marital estate and half of the value of the Tesla, and probably custody of the kids. So Tim will have a hefty child support order! Notwithstanding, stay tuned!
