So the Slackers are at Epcot and Jenn is already on the verge of tears.
Jenn forgot how much construction is happening at Epcot.
Jenn tells us don't forget your sunscreen, she got a "really weird sunburn" at Disney Springs.
Jenn says it's very windy at Epcot, but they are standing underneath Spaceship Earth where it's always windy....
They tell us how important sun block is, but they still don't strap a hat to Jack$ons head.
Jenn wasn't aware the monorails aren't running to Epcot...Be easy on them y'all they aren't a news site.
They ordered everything at Flavors of Fire...I expect at least 10 "so delicious" and 2 "refreshing" comments about their bounty.
Jenn has a hard time cutting through the skirt steak because she isn't cutting across the grain....She complains it's too big of a bite for her *wink wink*
Jenn brings up the pickled onions have a vinegar-y flavor....who knew that things that are pickled might have a tangy vinegar flavor.
Jenn also didn't know they are demolishing Mousegears....Please be easy on her, they don't run a news site.
Jenn complains about the corned beef pieces being too big. She wants someone to cut her food for her to be in small manageable bites.
Jenn asks "Is it a cheese sauce and cheese curds?" Timbo replies "I dunno"....is it too hard for them to just read the menu?
I think Tim utters the phrase "so excited" numerous times before eating everything at the Flavors of Fire booth...It almost sounds like he has a stroke before eating the Whoopie Pie. He tells us the Whoopie Pie tastes like a Whoopie Pie but S'Mores flavored.
Jenn then explains to use what a S'Mores is because we all live under rocks apparently.
Next up the menu is the Earth Eats booth, so she can get her Impossible Burger...They both say it looks spicy. It doesn't....It just looks like brown burger patty...it's not fire engine red or anything.
We get a great shot of Jenn's painful eating face as she unhinges her jaw to get the slider down her gaping maw.
Jack$on is completely unimpressed with the character cavalcades...however there is some lady in the background who is WAY TOO EXCITED TO SEE ELSA!!!
Jack$on once again looks dehydrated and unhappy...I wonder if Jenn will be confused as to why Jack$on really loves his sippy cup?
Jenn wants to know what the sauce is on the Vegan meatball thing....because walking back to the booth to read the menu board would be way too much work.
Tim once again upset that the Alps Booth isn't open...He then says "Maybe it's only open on weekends?" I hate to tell you Timbo, but you are correct, it's only open on the Weekends and when it's busier than normal.
They start to head out because Jack$on needs a nap, but they stop at Hawaii.
Jenn gets a super generous portion of pork on the Kalau Pork Slider.
Tim is getting the Spam Hash again hoping that it's as good as the first time he had it.
Tim talks to Jenn as if she's Jack$on.
Once again they have something with a sauce and they don't know what the sauce is. HOW HARD IS IT TO READ THE GODDAMN MENU!" THE SAUCE HAS STAYED THE SAME FOR YEARS IT'S JUST A SRIRACHA MAYO
Tim once again complains about overcooked SPAM. It's SPAM YOU CANNOT OVERCOOK IT.
Jenn talks about they have some friends overseas and they want to send them some merch....I guess they are talking about Krispy Smores?
Tim has a raging erection on getting multiple discounts to stack.
They then leave Mousegears because ANXIETY!
They bought nothing.
It's too crowded for them to do anything.