Loving the title!
I should really give Jenn more credit than this, but she does realise there’s a solid wall between them and the hotel room next door right?
Knowing Jenn she's afraid of someone going out on their balcony, sneezing towards their own balcony...then Timbo going out there, touching the railing where the sneeze droplets could have landed, then licking his fingers after eating shortly thereafter. It's super convoluted, but I could see her actually trying to rationalize that.
The easiest excuse would be "I don't want anyone next to us because we're afraid of Jack$on having a crying fit and annoying our room neighbors".
Home Vlog/Staycation Vlog Time.
Timbo dropped 2K a night to stay at the Cascade Cabins at Copper Creek....because that's totally relatable to the average person.
They aren't wearing any facemasks as they are walking to their cabin which is super sketch.
Jenn really loves the "raw wood" detail in the Cabin. Soon she'll try to be Joanna Gaines and tell us the amazing wonders of ship-lap.
They are amazed by the blackout curtains.
Tim complains about the lack of closet space in the one bedroom because the closet is a mix of a wardrobe and regular closet.
I honestly don't know if i'll be able to make through the 41 minute video of TIm walking around their cabin showing us everything and asking us stupid questions.
2 people and a baby need a cabin that sleeps 12 people because they need spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.
Jenn loves the mirror, because she loves to look at herself in said mirrors because narcissism.
Jenn loses her mind over the in mirror TV in the primary bathroom. Then she complains that she thought it (the tv) would be bigger.
For a "couple night" stay they have brought enough stuff as if they are staying for 7-10 days.
They brought 2 "Warehouse/Club Sized" boxes of Jimmy Dean Croissant Breakfast Sammichs because Tim needs to save $$$ after dropping so much cash on this room.
Jenn complains there isn't a TV outside in the hot tub area on the outside of the cabin. She wants a TV to watch as she luxuriates in the hot tub.
There's a button to automatically lower and raise the shades. The shades however almost look as if when a store or building is under construction and they put brown paper on the windows so people can't see in.
They both brought their own pillows because standard Disney pillows aren't good enough.
Tim gives us a fun fact that no one cares about because it's been known for ages.
They are going to Disney Springs to eat at Wine Bar George.
They are being comped because George of Wine Bar George saw their last video and invited them out for Dinner.
Jenn shows her poor education and vocabulary by not knowing a single adjective other than excited.
Tim with the "ultimate compliment" to Jenn "You look like a Mom"
Jenn thinks they are building a take out window for Gideon's, despite the fact you'd have to walk over a giant flower planter...she really is incapable of using logic and reasoning.
Tim and Jenn asked the bartender for something "refreshing" that's a mocktail.
Mark your bingo card for "Refreshing".
Tim really needs to see a Doctor, because his eye is just looking worse and worse.
Jenn got the Octopus Salad because she never gets to have Seafood y'all.
Tim got the meatballs because Tim likes his meat.
They also got the expensive pork small plate....
Plus they ordered an enormous tomahawk steak.
Tim takes a bite of the Octopus Salad, and he makes a face like Jack$on when he has to listen to his parents ramble on and on.
Jenn thinks the polenta tastes like grits....well Jenn polenta is the Italian version of grits.
Both of them are a super sweaty mess sitting outside on the patio....they say it was too hot for Jack$on but we all know it was Jenn being Jenn. They were moved inside, and then they start to panic, so they are going to take their dinner back to the Cabin, but they need to get some dessert from Amorette's.
Tim shocked how noise travels in the cabin...he blames the hard surfaces, but it's because it's an entire OPEN CONCEPT CABIN WITH NO WALLS IN THE MAIN LIVING AREA.
They are both amazed at how large the bone on the tomahawk steak is..
Jenn keeps saying she is excited being excited.
Jenn is shocked how well prepared the steak is...well for what it costs, yes, I'd hope that the steak is cooked to the proper temperature.
Jenn is eating in a robe because why not.
Jenn really enjoyed the big meat, and she made a face about big meat, so something tells me it's a dig at Timbo.
