It's time for their Bucket List Polynesian Bungalow Staycation.
Tim has a moment of clarity that he wants to do a surprise where they are going, but then realizes the title of the video spoils what the vlog is about.
They are getting Jack$on ready to lie to Disney by wearing his "MY FIRST VISIT" magicband....Remember the days where everyday was Timbos birth day when he went to the parks?
Tim says we are almost there as they pass the TTC...Jenn then utters "Are we really?" DOES SHE NOT REALIZE THE TTC AND POLY ARE NEXT TO EACH OTHER.
They decide to do the room tour as they checkout because they had time to explore the bungalow...versus them going "OH WHAT IS THIS THING?"
They do that stupid staged thing where Tim goes through the door and Frumpy Jenn and Jack$on are waiting for him.
Tim is very confused by the lighting system in the bungalow.
The Bojos are very impressed by dimmable lights. They also complain the black out curtains weren't 100% black out and a sliver of light came through.
Tim cannot stop saying "phenomenal" to describe all the artwork.
Tim who claims to be a huge fan of Disney has no idea who Uti is at the Polynesian/Tiki Room.
Tim who is a sewage expert, gives us the breakdown on how water and waste comes and goes from the bungalow.
Tim really loves the one tub since it's super short and he can easily bathe Jack$on
Tim doing his best HGTV presenter opens the back patio door to show us "THE SWEEPING VIEWS OF SEVEN SEAS LAGOON"
Tim makes a point to tell us the pool is a plunge pool not a hot tub because we have to squash the rumors of Jenn being preggers.
They apparently had "friends" over, so expect to see CM Jim and Thirsty Nicole in an upcoming vlog.
They complain about the lack of food options available....because research is too much work.
They were once again late for a limited time thing with regards to a Dole Whip they only had for Labor Day.
They got Jack$on people food, it must be the first solid food he's eating in awhile.
Jack$on makes the most disgusted faces through the entire eating segment.
Jenn got the Thai Coconut Meatballs and Tim got the Pulled Pork on Brioche...he's very quick to point out what brioche is.
Jenn thought a Dole Whip was a drink not dessert....
We then get a he said/she said argument over if the Bungalow or the Cascade Cabin had more natural light. It seems Jenn used this to push views toward their Cabin stay to see if she's right.
Jenn or Tim clogged the toilet with their massive bowel movements.
The meatballs didn't sit well Jenn....it apparently gave her digestional pains.
Tim then walks around the bungalow to find "good lighting" because vanity.
It's amazing how little they know about the Polynesian and its theming.
Tim finds the lobbies very relaxing because there are next to no one in them.
Tim got a burger for dinner...because burger.
Jenn confused by her potstickers because they all got stuck together.
Jenn got the poke bowl because she never gets to have seafood....So she's back to eating raw fish while supposedly preggers again...it didn't stop her the first time.
Jenn complains she was 0 for 2 in her meal selections.
Tim forbade Jenn from getting the braised short ribs because they were braised or coated in Kona Coffee and she's not allowed to have caffeine.
Tim complains that the bungalow is smaller than the cabin so he has to be quieter not to wake up Jack$on.
Staying at the bungalows at the Polynesian definitely does not cost $100 a night...
Even if he found someone selling points at $10 per point, it's 230 points for a 2 night stay. That's $2300 for 2 nights, and that's at $10 per point, odds are he might have gotten it at $15 per point so that's now 3450.