Thesocialmama.xo #21 Uh oh, we're in trouble, Oakley's come along and burst her pink, frilly bubble

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You just know that poor Ruby is going to be knocked up again by the time Alfie goes home, dog jizz all over the couch again!
 
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Surely that's a joke so glad they moved to the coast can see Arran from their estate on a bright sunny day... Ashame that graffitied bench ruined it. It's a scheme Aimee in Killie just with posher newer houses.
Always go on about Arran but never seems to go? No that expensive ferry for us was about £50 .. forgot needs 2 cars for her and all her flock so really £100 would need and definitely don't like spending £2 on her kids never mind £100
 
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At least they’ve had 1 day out to a park… but it’s with her sisters, I’ve never seen her take the kids out herself or a family day with Kyle. I just find her life so so odd and weird!!
 
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You just know that poor Ruby is going to be knocked up again by the time Alfie goes home, dog jizz all over the couch again!
the couch already looked minging in recent pictures. If you have lots of kids at multiple young ages, get something that can easily wipe clean
 
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the couch already looked minging in recent pictures. If you have lots of kids at multiple young ages, get something that can easily wipe clean
Or be a parent and teach your kids to respect your home and look after stuff. Then again their mother goes to bed for days with patchy tan, lives in her pyjamas and lives out of bags for life, rips of wallpaper for no reason, but yeah beige like colours isn't the best with kids.
 
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1 car would be enough. Corpse kyle wid be on the overtime anyway
 
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Why does she always make such a big deal about her sisters being home. Like oh we won't be together again until Christmas, etc. You're a grown woman Aimee, get a grip. Actually never come across an adult who goes on like this about their also adult siblings.
I had a wee chuckle at her talking about she loves where they've moved to, and trying her best to make out she's moved out to the countryside. You're at the very edge, for the time being, of a large new build estate. Less than 30 seconds from the recycling centre and about 5/10 minutes from 5 major supermarkets and even less from the train station and bus station...
She's a mother of 4, her eldest being 9 and she's asking her followers for advice on what garden toys to buy HER kids . The begging is so embarrassing.
She's got ddugs kids while she's out, so she'll no doubt be on pretending to be mother and babysitter of the year, watching her own 4 and another 2
 
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Wee Whiney Wonka really looking like wee Nicky Sturgeon on the recent pic dressed as Wednesday
 
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The bench covered in graffiti ruining the insta aesthetic of the kuntryside of AyrSHIRE had me buckled.

It's so true how she goes on like a child about not having her sisters all together until Christmas. Looks like the gender roles are strong within that side of the family.

Heaven forbid Callie play and get dirty while wearing pink... PINK!!! Pink and mud don't go, she should have just done pirouettes over the mud rather than getting dirty and having fun.
 
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Interesting thought here, she’s waiting on a text to go pick Kyle up from the train station. Which child is being left home alone to do that run cos 6 of them can’t fit in one car
 
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Interesting thought here, she’s waiting on a text to go pick Kyle up from the train station. Which child is being left home alone to do that run cos 6 of them can’t fit in one car
I wondered this too?? Is she leaving Kaiden in charge? Are big Ange kids still there??

Why can’t sober big ange pick him up on her way back?
 
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She’s either sent Callie and/or Kaiden back with big Ang when she’s came to pick up the kids or obviously Jackson will be getting left in the house since they all can’t fit in the car
 
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I wondered this too?? Is she leaving Kaiden in charge? Are big Ange kids still there??

Why can’t sober big ange pick him up on her way back?
Imagine dragging any kids out at bedtime when he could easily get a taxi, it's actually not far at all. Half an hour walk if he can't get a lift. Is ddug expected to sit in the house with the "kiddies" till aimee gets a call to go collect Kyle then she can eventually go home once she's back?
 
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Heaven forbid Callie play and get dirty while wearing pink... PINK!!! Pink and mud don't go, she should have just done pirouettes over the mud rather than getting dirty and having fun.
That was so sad. Those kids hardly get to do anything that isn’t in front of a screen or gurning at a camera for free toys, and the one time they get let out to do proper wholesome kid stuff, mega maw has to moan about them getting grubby? And why particularly focus on the girl getting muddy, as if girls should know to keep their clothes clean?

She seems to prefer it when her 5 year old pouts and hip thrusts for the camera with a face full of make up.

A grubby kid with skint knees is a knackered happy kid. Those poor weans have plastic piss covered grass or Fortnite.
 
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Guarantee Kyle needs picked up because he’s been at the old firm game today and will be out on the lash. No chance he would come home after it and celebrate with his 2 wee boys. As usual they just miss out on anything
 
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Guarantee Kyle needs picked up because he’s been at the old firm game today and will be out on the lash. No chance he would come home after it and celebrate with his 2 wee boys. As usual they just miss out on anything
I'm just stunned he wasn't out working or on call. That'll be him used up his 24 hours off work, so will be working straight through till at least September now.
 
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I don’t normally pick up on these things but that Easter post this morning and the gaslighting on Jackson and all the ‘pressure’ he’s put on her horrendous.
 
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…and the fact that she had to ask her Mum. In her 30s and 4 kids deep and not a fucking original thought in her head. Mama indeed
 
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