thesocialmama.xo #19 Finally living in Onthank Castle, still not parenting that’s too much hassle
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Extreme heartburn but has the biggest plate of Chinese food???
New baby bingo anybody?
Introducing baby in rainbow babygrow
Callie holding baby
Kyle carrying carseat out of maternity
Paper pants
Leaking boobs
My heart / so blessed
Callie with dolls / such an amazing big sis
Overwhelm, so tired
Takeaway giving me life
Tongue tie
Reflux
Milk supply
Which bottles should I buy guys #givemefreestuff
Hello Fresh so easy forKyle Kaden busy new mums to cook
First pram walk (to end of driveway)
Oh my god you guys I NEED a bigger car
Mum coming to stay / mum commuting down the M77 daily
Morning school run woes
School pickup woes
Wee glow up making me feel sooooo much better you guys
Introducing baby in rainbow babygrow
Callie holding baby
Kyle carrying carseat out of maternity
Paper pants
Leaking boobs
My heart / so blessed
Callie with dolls / such an amazing big sis
Overwhelm, so tired
Takeaway giving me life
Tongue tie
Reflux
Milk supply
Which bottles should I buy guys #givemefreestuff
Hello Fresh so easy for
First pram walk (to end of driveway)
Oh my god you guys I NEED a bigger car
Mum coming to stay / mum commuting down the M77 daily
Morning school run woes
School pickup woes
Wee glow up making me feel sooooo much better you guys
Rainbow/new baby balloon from Shite Cart Lane
We are in a baby bubble
Baby massage classes...#gifted
Ridiculous pink oversized headband/bow on baby's heed
Keeping it real with belly out 3 months after birth to show real women don’t snap back!
She’ll absolutely not snap back. If anything I think she’ll get bigger because she’ll use an excuse of “just having a baby” for 24 months to continue to shovel shite into her fat gob like she’s done her whole pregnancy.
There’s no way she’ll breastfeed as she’s a lazy toad who doesn’t have the patience or mindset to even give it a go beyond the first hurdle and there’s no way she’ll be out walking every day trying to shift the weight. She’s absolutely ballooned in this pregnancy compared to other ones, she’s a mess now and will be an even bigger mess once the babies here and reality kicks in
Forgot to add to Baby Bingo....before the full reveal photo op, she will post a pic of the babies hand or foot 
Oh bet she gets her followers to guess the gender before she actually reveals it about a week later
Aye, she'll stick a bloody poll upOh bet she gets her followers to guess the gender before she actually reveals it about a week later
#BabyBingo crying that she's just trying to soak it all in because this is her FiNaL BaBy and she's so sad she won't ever get to experience pregnancy again even though she's moaned from the second she announced it.
#BabyBingo Callie will be at the forefront of the pictures with the baby.
#BabyBingo A ridiculous name will be given to the poor wee soul.
#BabyBingo A ridiculous name will be given to the poor wee soul.
she can’t even feed the kids she has 3 meals never mind up 2 hrs a night and all day bf. She’s not thought about that wee baby’s health ones her full pregnancy no nutrition what so ever so why would she care if bf would give the baby nutrition?no she’s going to try some random formula cos it’s free
sorry do u get a baby shower for ur forth???
even ur 2nd do people bother?
I hope ang doesn’t through her one for the love of god it might bring Aimee down to earth and realise she’s not the centre of everyone’s world
Is it just me that pic from soft play does Callie look like she has dwarfism??? That would explain why she is built like a toddler!!
To the poster who said Aimee looks like Elaine C Smith... you are spot on! I'm watching Two Doors Down and cannot unsee it
I’ve thought this about Callie for ages - like her head doesn’t seem in proportion to her body
no she’s going to try some random formula cos it’s free
sorry do u get a baby shower for ur forth???
even ur 2nd do people bother?
I hope ang doesn’t through her one for the love of god it might bring Aimee down to earth and realise she’s not the centre of everyone’s world
Is it just me that pic from soft play does Callie look like she has dwarfism??? That would explain why she is built like a toddler!!
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I definitely think Aimee has dwarf features too - her nose/side profile looks off I can't describe it
Can duck off to a hen party but can't do anything with her kids. She really is a selfish bleep.
She's quite out of proportion too. Her arms are very short, like they don't go much past her torso if any
Anyone else hoping fat arse was on the way to the hen do thinking it was a suprise baby shower for her just to be disappointed 
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