Only a matter of time before this kids all over insta, surely? You can just tell she’s itching to show everyone her “normal” baby (I mean absolutely no offence to Houston with this at all - I’m sure he is beautiful as all babies are no matter how little he is - my shade is 100% at his holier than thou mother).
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if Houston was a tiny girl she’d be spamming her and commenting on how perfect and tiny she is constantly. She’s so disordered she’d be celebrating it even more. Shame being a petite boy doesn’t fit her agenda. I am going to bet she will end up showing their faces for sponsored content instead of returning to work. She will do a 360 when she realises how hard juggling work and 2 under 2 is
Agree. Notice there has not been one negative thing said on her IG to her followers about anything baby orientated. Like sleep depravation, feeding etc etc etc. She seems to be reverting back to being kmartclaire flogging everything Kmart lately. Can't wait for all this sickening positivity she's showing now and everything is rosy crap, falls apart at the seams when she's left on her own with both kids when the partner goes back to work.
Well well well well well. What a first. Have actually put his name out there on the IG . She'd put that out there as a cryptic clue waiting and dying for her dim wit followers to ask her what she means by saying "hello Hudson hey". She's so itching to do a show and tell of both kids anytime soooooooo soon. One way to get more time for her IG page. What an absolute piece of work.
His name isn't Hudson though is it!?
Of course Claire is doing weighted workouts three weeks postpartum… 🫠
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But she knows her body guys and isn’t doing anything strenuous until her 6 week check up
how about instead of prioritising getting your body back, you try using the time to engage and interact with your older child, who you’ve already admitted you’re struggling to find the time to spend with.
Yes, but the rest of what you said is a definite possibility.Dah. Me having a blonde moment.Of course it is Houston. Carry on.
Just some photos for those who don’t follow her. That smug face we all want to slap, then the haggard face that is a reflection of how it’s really going..
I really feel sorry for Houston. He is clearly not going to be the favourite child.
I really feel sorry for Houston. He is clearly not going to be the favourite child.
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She looks unwell.
late may 2021.
early may 2023.
Side by side
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Jesus she looks rough.
Tell us motherhood has been hard without telling us motherhood has been hard…you might still be a size 10 Claire and think you’re “healthy” but your mottled, corpse face is telling us otherwise.
This is how you're supposed to look with 2 tiny babies. No sleep makes you look awful most of the time. Why are these people insistent on making it a I'm grateful moment. It's ok to say this is tit right now, it's a stage and it will get better one day. Three weeks PP I was almost hallucinating because of sleep deprivation. Not going to do workouts and post on the gram 24/7
So in three and a half weeks she has only once had to feed both kids at the same time and she’s making out like she’s a hero for managing that on her own…she is absolutely fucked when the partner goes back to work.
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She is absolutely fucked. Period.
How is this a one year old!
Because like his fucked Mummy he never misses a Monday!
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