The Witt Family #8 Super Spreader & Super Spender, Claire’s patio is ready for a tinned gin bender

[havetowonder]

Looked back at some of her older content and omg she has aged so muchshe was playing on my tv when my husband came in from work the other night whilst I ironed away the boredomhe took one look and said “bloody hell who’s the old hag??I said she’s not that old to which he replied she must be a con that’s a woman at least 45

 

[blackcatsarethebest]

She used to be friends with a YouTuber called Sophie and Lilly, was on the odd video. Channels been deleted ( I think) she’s never mentioned her since

 

[Marki]

Poor violet having to wait another year for a phone she is 11

 

[candyland_]

Poor violet having to wait another year for a phone she is 11

I bet she gets an old cast off from one of them too. Some of the stuff she buys Violet you would think she was 7 or 8.

 

[candyland_]

£75 on her food shop but there wasn’t anything to make a meal with besides the chicken.

 

[Pinklady567]

£75 on her food shop but there wasn’t anything to make a meal with besides the chicken.

It was also a top up shop

 

[candyland_]

There’s no cost of living crisis in Claire’s world.

 

[monga]

£75 on her food shop but there wasn’t anything to make a meal with besides the chicken.

There never is, Graham brings back the meat , veg and fruit she just buys the snacks

 

[Gloria Rostron]

Brows and nails what a pamper day does she ever work now? Just seems to be constant treats and this that and yon no Claire I am definitely not jealous of your little life just wondered what you actually do all dayAnswers on a postcard pleaseoh and your brows still make you look grumpy

Her life seems so lonely and banal. I couldn't live like that.

 

[havetowonder]

Waitwhy the hell is she still cutting up Alistairs food?? I really hope no one from his school sees this or he’s in for a laugh at his expense! Also how does she expect that portions to fill a growing boyI mean she always seems to have plenty on her plate Also Vi has a four year olds portion??

 

[candyland_]

Waitwhy the hell is she still cutting up Alistairs food?? I really hope no one from his school sees this or he’s in for a laugh at his expense! Also how does she expect that portions to fill a growing boyI mean she always seems to have plenty on her plate Also Vi has a four year olds portion??

Myles portion looks like something you would give a 12-18 month old.

She ran out of potatoes and substituted the kids with those potato stars.. Fair enough but why bother to give this kid half a boiled potato? She didn’t scrimp on them on her own plate. Am I being picky?

 

[Markusadam]

So….. surprise surprise she’s got a new job!!!!!!!

 

[candyland_]

So….. surprise surprise she’s got a new job!!!!!!!

Doing what?
Sorry - I haven’t got time to watch the video but I’m not surprised. She can’t stay anywhere longer than a couple of months and I thought she had went quiet about the gym. She gets all these perfect little part time jobs that always work around her and then she jacks them all in.

 

[Markusadam]

Apparently she got another job in a gym that she say is like a manager kind of role for more money and hours to suit.
i really don’t understand why she doesn’t do personal training from her garden gym and then she can choose hours to suit the family!!!!

 

[candyland_]

it’s in another gym further away, I don’t think she will really like that down the line. She said DL was a great gym but she was bored. I’m still convinced that was just wants to spend her days as a lady of leisure.

 

[Markusadam]

She really annoys me as she clearly doesn’t need to work for the money.

she is taking a job that someone who really needs the money could have.

if she needs to fill her days then she could volunteer or set up her own business.

 

[havetowonder]

Right ladies this moaner needs a new name Karen Witt sounds good she just moan moan moans honestly for a young person she has no zest whatsoeverwhy is she always sooooo tired? All that tit she uses daily clearly is having the opposite effect on her she looks old and drained

 

[Gloria Rostron]

Tickets are now on sale for the Fans Of The Witt Family Experience Tour. The day will begin at Bournemouth Oceanarium. Fans will get to browse this well known haunt of the family. The group will then assemble outside Salisbury Cathedral where each guest will be offered half an eggy wrap and half a Golden Delicious apple. From there, guests will go back to the farm in the cramped back of a pick up truck to sit around the pool and practise painted nail photography. Tinned gin will be in healthy supply. The day will be rounded off with a small piece of spatchcock chicken and half a roasted potato. Book early to avoid disappointment!

Coming to the south coast this November.

 

[candyland_]

Someone said about her going self employed but she’s tried that multiple times and gives it up. Clients won’t come back to you if they think you’ll stop again after a few weeks.

 

[monga]

I'd doubt she'll cope with a managerial position she can't even cope with her toddler , she probably thinks it'll be the same as her PT's where she'll just turn up and go ,she came across as unsure what the job entails .