I had to include that because it was so WTF. Her favorite memories of J¢ are probably also when Lean took him somewhere without her.
Speaking of Bandit, she can miss me with her inauthentic BS about the dead dog. First, she thinks with getting another dog, she couldn't love it cause it's not Bandit, but also, what about Armani? Wasn't Armani considered more hers than Dim's? I feel like I had read at some point she got Armani when she was still with her ex?
Also, I hate it when she pulls her "I'm about to cry" phrase out. Look, you either start crying or you don't - who the
duck says "I'm about the cry" but doesn't even get watery-eyed? It sounds like some weird terrible actor method to try to psychologically convince yourself to start crying. It sounds SO fake whenever she announces she's going to cry but her eyes are dryer than Death Valley in the summer.
Also, I lost my soul kitty 3 years ago this month. I was absolutely completely gutted and still think about her every day. Simply starting to talk about her does not make me instantly start tearing up and I'm an emotional person. Sure if I spend awhile thinking about my memories with her, my tear glands will threaten to spill some tears, but just merely mentioning my cat doesn't cause me to be dramatic and feel like I need to announce I might start crying.
Everything just feels so fake with her. You know she was relieved when Bandit passed away. One less living being to take care of.