The Tim Tracker #97 Jenn Slipped and It Wasn’t On a Banana Peel

[quietcandy]

I just spent a few hours at a wonder world soft play area with my neice an we took her into the age 5 to 12 area because hers was honestly boring, we tried the age 2 to 5 first but she soon tired of that, I assume orlando would have somthing similer that they could easily spend a few hours at an just let the kid enjoy the time he has being a kid, but knowing Dim he would restrict him to his age limit then whine it was boring an not run about with him either then witch it was a waste of money cause J did nothing an his age area wasn't good enough

They won't ever do anything like that because the places likely won't allow them to film it. It would be a wasted day, in their opinion, because they couldn't create content out of it. That is so incredibly bleeping sad in my opinion. Poor J.

They REALLY need to take a long hard look at their channel and make changes. Go down to vlogs M-F, enjoy the weekends to do stuff as a family and focus on their children. Hell, cut down to 3 vlogs per week, even. I bet their channel would improve from this. They'd have more time to just relax and rest, Jenn would have more time to produce quality videos, Tim would have more time to actually plan out his content instead of flying by the seat of his pants like he does now, and they would have time to spend together as a family. The "new vid every day!" worked for them when they were childless and could do as they pleased. They HAVE to shift their priorities from their vlog to their family.

But they won't.

 

[rageblackouts]

So cheapass Tim didn't want to pay $9.99 for the map/prize for the Pumpkin Pursuit? He even went back to "check the map" to see which pumpkins they were missing. Another freebie tip from me Trackers: giving J$ the little sheet and having him put the stickers on when he found the pumpkins would have been so much fun for him. More fun than learning Chinese which means absolutely nothing to him. Even though Jenn couldn't keep her bleeping mouth shut, any time Tim said, do you know whose pumpkin that is, Jenn answered. This was the perfect age appropriate activity for him to do. It was $10. But you chose to be a cheap mother fucker?

I was thinking the same thing!! I don't know why but somehow I couldn't believe he wouldn't shell out $10 to do that with J, especially since he obviously was making the effort to go through and film every single pumpkin anyway! It would've given J something to do rather than listening to Jen tell him what she thought every pumpkin was. I'm sure it would have been too much of a hassle for them to show J how to match up the stickers with the pumpkins but if it's anything like all the other Disney scavenger hunts, you can still redeem it for a prize if the stickers aren't 100% right. Tim made it sound like HE didn't want the prize, like it hadn't even occurred to him that maybe he could just sacrifice one activity and let J have some fun.

I don't know how the stans watch this stuff and fawn all over them, anytime I watch it just makes me feel so sad for the way they treat J especially. I couldn't believe they just checked in with him at the pool and then went on their merry way - they acted like they had all these big errands they both had to do, and then Jen said that they sat in the laundry room and watched The Office for 90 minutes?? I can't believe any parents would have the audacity to do that, show it on a vlog, AND receive so much praise for what a great job they're doing.

 

[U76]

There is NO reason for them to sit and wait for the laundry. All Disney laundry setups allow you to get a text when the loads are done. So obvious they DO NOT want to spend any more time with their own child than they have to. "Vacations" are for them, he is a prop when needed.

 

[Snippysnips]

They won't ever do anything like that because the places likely won't allow them to film it. It would be a wasted day, in their opinion, because they couldn't create content out of it. That is so incredibly bleeping sad in my opinion. Poor J.

They REALLY need to take a long hard look at their channel and make changes. Go down to vlogs M-F, enjoy the weekends to do stuff as a family and focus on their children. Hell, cut down to 3 vlogs per week, even. I bet their channel would improve from this. They'd have more time to just relax and rest, Jenn would have more time to produce quality videos, Tim would have more time to actually plan out his content instead of flying by the seat of his pants like he does now, and they would have time to spend together as a family. The "new vid every day!" worked for them when they were childless and could do as they pleased. They HAVE to shift their priorities from their vlog to their family.

But they won't.

It's such a sad way of life, to only want to do somthing so long as you can film it, not only is he missing out on so many experiences he's also missing out on having his parents focus only on him an getting that one to one bond with his parents attention, there's no need to film as much as they do when the majority of it is pointless time wasting things like bitching about things, man handling merch no one cares about an countless meals, they could go out an film mornings then have the afternoons free to do whatever or like you said just go down the number of vlogs an free up more time

The time for daily vlogs was before kids, now they have one an another on the way bthey need to drop how much they film an do stuff with these kids, because J will be at the age he's starting to understand his parents are more intrested in being without him than bring with him an that's just sad

 

[Quasimodo]

“We went to CA so we could watch The Office for 90 minutes while getting high from detergent fumes in a tiny beige room (while some other chick we dragged along with us played with our kid in the pool and some stranger danger lady talked to our son but we wouldn’t have known if she didn’t comment she did on a vlog and we showed up long enough to show how terrible we are at just saying no, then we bitched about not finding ‘toddler-friendly’ food because we’ve conditioned our child to eat crap food and make steamed carrots sound like a Fear Factor eating challenge as we witch about our $18 guacamole).”

There Ginn, here’s the description you forgot to write in the latest vlog (in exchange for exclamation points I made it a long run-on sentence. If you read it out-loud slowly at your 3rd-grade reading level, please remember to manage your saliva and not awkwardly swallow your spit in the middle of speaking).

 

[Galaxyprincess]

It takes effort to not being able to find 'toddler-friendly' food at freaking Disneyland, a place geared towards children.

 

[Quasimodo]

You could tell the kid had a terrible night, probably for peeing all over the bed and his clothes which his parents who are failing at potty training yelled at him for. He probably didn’t get good rest from that to the point that Ginn had to feed him his breakfast (the only thing I’m surprised about is that she wasn’t making Stanny do it but she probably did it to eat most of his plate of food too).

Then they probably made him feel bad for being a kid who isn’t properly potty-trained and said “now we BOTH have to go find a place to wash your clothes because of what you did so we’re not going to spend time at the pool with you”. Except I’m sure he was also fine being with Stanny at the pool instead.

Even at dinner, he had one of their phones at the table to keep him distracted. Bringing a toy or two for him to play with (but I don’t mean his entire collection of plastic letters either like they did during the cruise) would be too much parental foresight for them to consider (and apparently Lean can’t think of that either). You’d think they’d have bought him a stuffed animal from Disneyland or something.

 

[Firefly03-K64]

There is NO reason for them to sit and wait for the laundry. All Disney laundry setups allow you to get a text when the loads are done. So obvious they DO NOT want to spend any more time with their own child than they have to. "Vacations" are for them, he is a prop when needed.

And wouldn't letting people that travel to Disney and are watching for actual vacation tips content want to know this? #homemovies

 

[VloggerCritic]

Can you imagine growing up watching the Trackholes and thinking their relationship is some sort of goals to work towards? Yikes! Please something make this crap trend of vlogging come to an end!

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I have been taking my kids to WDW, DL and DCL since they were 9 months old. If there is one thing I can say with most certainty, about every single trip, is that no matter where you choose to eat, there is something for a toddler to eat. Heck, my kids always ate off my plate when they were too little to eat a plateful themselves. If there was truly no "toddler friendly" foods for J$, they really have absolutely ruined that child. I don't even know what they are considering toddler friendly because I can't think of a place anywhere that doesn't have food for a little kid to eat. What kind of "travel vlogger" or "Disney specialist" says that DL doesn't have toddler friendly food? Oh, the kind who has absolutely blew any sort of chance their kid has at a normal diet.

And they seriously sat in that laundry room watching the laundry spin for 90 minutes? Were they afraid that someone paying $$$$ to stay at the GC would come in and swipe their laundry? Put in the washer, do something for 30 minutes, go back. Put it in the dryer, again, even if it's watch J$ play in the playground or splash pad, go back. We've seen the clothes you all wear, no one wants that tit.

 

[2020planner]

And they seriously sat in that laundry room watching the laundry spin for 90 minutes? Were they afraid that someone paying $$$$ to stay at the GC would come in and swipe their laundry? Put in the washer, do something for 30 minutes, go back. Put it in the dryer, again, even if it's watch J$ play in the playground or splash pad, go back. We've seen the clothes you all wear, no one wants that tit.

I haven't watched the vlog but this is bleeping absurd.

The only people who would do this on vacation (at a Disney property, no less!) are two people seemingly joined at the hip who are trying to avoid something. In this case, they're trying to avoid their CHILD.

They are such bleeping assholes.

 

[Galaxyprincess]

There is NO reason for them to sit and wait for the laundry. All Disney laundry setups allow you to get a text when the loads are done. So obvious they DO NOT want to spend any more time with their own child than they have to. "Vacations" are for them, he is a prop when needed.

My husband is usually the one who does the laundry but isn't there an app that tells you exactly how much time the laundry has left to go as well?

 

[Webster101]

I just gotta say something- you got a kid, NOT nanny and two grown ass adults, please get a room with a washer/dryer.. Wha-la! And don't guilt your only child for what he does, as you haven't bothered to teach him otherwise. Life does NOT give in to your conveniences or weirdness, that's on you people & YOU AREN'T A TRAVEL CHANEL!! It's NOT necessary to film every freakin' minute, amazing to watch how your chanel has gone down hill since dance chicken dance arived- get a life you two!!

He's a precious little boy and you don't see anything but $$$$$$$$$ and wanting attention- I'd seek help since you're so unwell!

 

[U76]

My husband is usually the one who does the laundry but isn't there an app that tells you exactly how much time the laundry has left to go as well?

Yes it does....and think of all that food-stuffed-in-face time, they gave up sitting in a laundry room. Maybe that was the plan - take a 90-minute fast, because Gin saw intermittent fasting mentioned on some Real Housewives TikTok

 

[Forest]

They were so mad about the Disneyland Hotel not having a shop that had more grocery food in it. I guess that’s a Disneyworld thing. But that’s what most hotels are like, most hotels don’t sell milk and peanut butter and jelly in the shop. Maybe just a few snacks and sodas.

 

[Galaxyprincess]

I just gotta say something- you got a kid, NOT nanny and two grown ass adults, please get a room with a washer/dryer.. Wha-la! And don't guilt your only child for what he does, as you haven't bothered to teach him otherwise. Life does NOT give in to your conveniences or weirdness, that's on you people & YOU AREN'T A TRAVEL CHANEL!! It's NOT necessary to film every freakin' minute, amazing to watch how your chanel has gone down hill since dance chicken dance arived- get a life you two!!

Since they like to just throw away money on everything, rent DVC points and all rooms that aren't studios have washer and dryers. We are in a one bedroom at AKL on our next trip and we are excited about having a washer and dryer.

 

[Snippysnips]

We usually do the laundry on our last day so we don't need to wash it all when we get home, an never have I sat at the actual friggin laundry watching it, I didn't know there was a app so what we would do is work out what time it would be done by an then go back maybe 5mins before it's done then shove it in the dryer an again just go back 5 mins before it's done an that way we can go do stuff without having to sit an watch it

 

[Imbris]

They were so mad about the Disneyland Hotel not having a shop that had more grocery food in it. I guess that’s a Disneyworld thing. But that’s what most hotels are like, most hotels don’t sell milk and peanut butter and jelly in the shop. Maybe just a few snacks and sodas.

I believe their hotel does have grab&go food options including healthy snacks (fruit, yogurt, etc) but they're only whining because there isn't pb&j sandwiches. They're forcing J$ to be an incredibly picky eater like them.

 

[Foust]

They were so mad about the Disneyland Hotel not having a shop that had more grocery food in it. I guess that’s a Disneyworld thing. But that’s what most hotels are like, most hotels don’t sell milk and peanut butter and jelly in the shop. Maybe just a few snacks and sodas.

They could have made the attempt to go get stuff, if they wanted. There's a Walgreen's and CVS at Harbor/Katella. There's also a Target about a half mile south on Harbor. They are just useless and need something to witch about.

 

[Webster101]

Since they like to just throw away money on everything, rent DVC points and all rooms that aren't studios have washer and dryers. We are in a one bedroom at AKL on our next trip and we are excited about having a washer and dryer.

Our last trip to DW, we stayed in a one bedroom at AK with the washer and dryer, it was fabulous to be able to wash those sweaty things, after a long HOT day at the parks. I took down my own detergent and fabric softener sheets- I mean you don't have to give up any time to do laundry ot at least we didn't. Throw a load in on the evening you deserve to take it easy and it's done.

They seem to love making things harder for themselves and yes it's all a conspiracy!